Pirate Pick Up Lines

2007-01-02 09:24:20

#1

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7064|Camp XRay

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)

Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

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2007-01-02 09:25:47

#2

Simon: basically; +838|7099|UK

lmao at some of them

2007-01-02 09:27:42

#3

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6960|Adelaide, South Australia

Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrr.

Yes, it's a horrible joke

2007-01-02 09:42:11

#4

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7042|132 and Bush

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrr.

Yes, it's a horrible joke

A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached to his groin area. He walks up to the bar and the Bartender says in amazement, "Excuse me, do you realize there is a steering wheel attached to your groin?". The Pirate responds ARRRR ITS DRIVING ME NUTZ.

Last edited by Kmarion (2007-01-02 09:42:34)

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2007-01-02 09:44:04

#5

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7284|Alberta, Canada

What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?

Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!

2007-01-02 09:44:23

#6

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7204

Marlboroman82 wrote:
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

Love that one!

Reminds me of this:

https://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2003-08-19.gif

2007-01-02 09:45:08

#7

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7037

Kmarion wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrr.

Yes, it's a horrible joke
A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached to his groin area. He walks up to the bar and the Bartender says in amazement, "Excuse me, do you realize there is a steering wheel attached to your groin?". The Pirate responds ARRRR ITS DRIVING ME NUTZ.

Lawl.

This is a cheer we do before our Ultimate Frisbee games sometimes...

Give me an R! Give me an R! Give me an R! Give me an R! Give me an R! Give me an R!
What's that spell?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!(everyone holds up a hook with their pointer finger, then we run screaming onto the field)

2007-01-02 09:46:05

#8

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7192|Chicago.

I lol'd. +1.

2007-01-02 23:07:35

#9

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6846|NSW, Australia

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg- leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well" replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And how did you get the eyepatch?"

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well" said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

2007-01-02 23:08:09

#10

Hyper: Banned; +154|7192

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrr.

Yes, it's a horrible joke

you sir
should be slapped
with a fish
in the face
for that
0o

2007-01-03 00:53:34

#11

4_Phucsache: Property of BF2s©; +112|7023|Brisbane Australia

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg- leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well" replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And how did you get the eyepatch?"

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well" said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

+1

2007-01-03 02:20:40

#12

MagikTrik: yes.....but your still gay; +138|6811|Pittsburgh, PA USA

+1, theres always sumthin here to make me laugh

Off Topic: <<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven please remove your sig, it scares me

2007-01-03 02:21:28

#13

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6846|NSW, Australia

serious?

2007-01-03 02:24:16

#14

MagikTrik: yes.....but your still gay; +138|6811|Pittsburgh, PA USA

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
serious?

LOL, dude c'mon, you don't really think I'm serious do you? Well it does scare me but no I'm not serious
especially since i even karma'd u for it & said "cool sig"

2007-01-03 02:26:19

#15

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6846|NSW, Australia

but you did the frowny face and all...

2007-01-03 02:32:41

#16

MagikTrik: yes.....but your still gay; +138|6811|Pittsburgh, PA USA

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
but you did the frowny face and all...

rofl dude you just made me spill shit everywhere, I swear to god. I laughed when you asked if I was serious but "you did the frowny face and all..." is too damn funny
I think your too nice for the internet, is your sig really scares someone then fuck em', especially if they ask you to remove it!
I gotta +1 you again when it lets me, laughing like that isn't a bad way to start a day. Seriously my ribs hurt.

btw, sorry Marlboroman82

2007-01-03 02:35:33

#17

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6846|NSW, Australia

i aims to please

2007-01-03 06:35:45

#18

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6960|Adelaide, South Australia

Kmarion wrote:
A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached to his groin area. He walks up to the bar and the Bartender says in amazement, "Excuse me, do you realize there is a steering wheel attached to your groin?". The Pirate responds ARRRR ITS DRIVING ME NUTZ.

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2007-01-03 13:03:30

#19

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7060|Manitowoc, WI

None of the pick-up lines had anything to do with "Thar she blows"? are you kidding me?

2007-01-03 17:34:23

#20

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7160|Melbourne, Australia

BolvisOculus wrote:
None of the pick-up lines had anything to do with "Thar she blows"? are you kidding me?

nice sidenote

2007-01-04 01:46:19

#21

beerface702: Member; +65|7134|las vegas

the sad thing is i've used one of those before

2007-01-04 02:47:28

#22

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6831|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

Why did people start saying jokes when it was about pick up lines? sometimes if you go outside you learn what the word "pick-up" means.

2007-01-04 02:57:46

#23

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6960|Adelaide, South Australia

B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Why did people start saying jokes when it was about pick up lines? sometimes if you go outside you learn what the word "pick-up" means.

They were all used up in the first post. Pirate Jokes ftw!

2007-01-04 03:51:51

#24

cospengle: Member; +140|6928|Armidale, NSW, Australia

B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Why did people start saying jokes when it was about pick up lines? sometimes if you go outside you learn what the word "pick-up" means.

Erm. If you don't think they were more jokes than pickup lines you need help, or you used one and "thar she blew".

I liked the software one, I had to read it twice before I realised it was one of the pickup lines lol.

Last edited by cospengle (2007-01-04 03:52:51)

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