Yo momma!

2008-01-22 11:32:24

#51

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7054|Mountains of NC

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass over

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2008-01-22 11:34:57

#52

Villain{NY}: Banned; +44|6830|New York

Yo momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma's so fat when she wears red all the neighborhood kids yell "Hey Kool-aid."

2008-01-22 11:35:13

#53

bennisboy: Member; +829|7132|Poundland

Yo momma so fat that when I have to swerve to avoid her my car runs outta petrol

2008-01-22 11:36:41

#54

bennisboy: Member; +829|7132|Poundland

Your mum must be anorexic, cos every time she looks in the mirror she sees a fat person

2008-01-22 11:37:07

#55

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7054|Mountains of NC

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

2008-01-22 12:25:11

#56

gene_pool: Banned; +519|7107|Gold coast, Aus.

Yo momma is a nice middle aged woman I would enjoy taking out to dinner

2008-01-22 12:26:43

#57

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7329|Alberta, Canada

gene_pool wrote:
Yo momma is a nice middle aged woman I would enjoy taking out to dinner

2008-01-22 13:10:20

#58

Docjones: Member; +7|6470|Connecticut

Yo mommas so fat that when she wears a raincoat people yell Taxi!

2008-01-22 13:21:20

#59

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6959|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Yo Momma's teeth are so wide, I don't know whether to smile or kick a field goal.

2008-01-22 13:23:02

#60

avman633: Member; +116|6850

Your momma so poor that when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Sure, pick a corner"

2008-01-22 13:25:21

#61

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|7008

2008-01-22 13:31:02

#62

rawls2: Mr. Bigglesworth; +89|7046

Your momma is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.
Your momma is so fat she irons her cloths on the drive way.
Your momma is ugly when you were born the doctor slapped her.

2008-01-22 13:38:05