Soo...this has sat idle a while. I've got some new ones.
Commander whores (aka blipius radarium) are perhaps one of the strangest breeds of whores we have come across in our travels. This species has developed a very, very loud voice...or telepathy, depending on how one interprets it, and constantly shouts out 'enemy infantry spotted' and other such phrases. Due to the suggested telepathy, the location of other whores is suddenly and violently projected into the view of the listeners, often seen as tiny red dots.
Other latent psychic abilities include the power to pummel a large radius with tiny metorites from the heavens, using telekinesis and and precision aim to bring death from the heavens. Some have called it an 'orbital strike' but most just refer to it as manifested teen angst--it's quite potent. Other sources point to strange blue beams that seemingly disrupt all electronics in a small area; recent observations have concluded that people just aren't paying their electric bill.
Jihad whores (aka suicidus n00bius) are yet another sub-branch of the n00bius genus that seem to take pleasure...in killing themselves. Yes, this is a rare observation, but they have often been seen using the tools of explodius n00bius, placing them on themselves, or their vehicles, and driving at full speed into the nearest populated urban centers, crashing and killing anything in their path. Truly this must be some sort of a rite of passage--whoever bails closest to their target without killing themselves, wins. Unfortunately, because of the fierce competitiveness of this event, many of these whores end up just like their victims--in very tiny pieces.
Commander whores (aka blipius radarium) are perhaps one of the strangest breeds of whores we have come across in our travels. This species has developed a very, very loud voice...or telepathy, depending on how one interprets it, and constantly shouts out 'enemy infantry spotted' and other such phrases. Due to the suggested telepathy, the location of other whores is suddenly and violently projected into the view of the listeners, often seen as tiny red dots.
Other latent psychic abilities include the power to pummel a large radius with tiny metorites from the heavens, using telekinesis and and precision aim to bring death from the heavens. Some have called it an 'orbital strike' but most just refer to it as manifested teen angst--it's quite potent. Other sources point to strange blue beams that seemingly disrupt all electronics in a small area; recent observations have concluded that people just aren't paying their electric bill.
Jihad whores (aka suicidus n00bius) are yet another sub-branch of the n00bius genus that seem to take pleasure...in killing themselves. Yes, this is a rare observation, but they have often been seen using the tools of explodius n00bius, placing them on themselves, or their vehicles, and driving at full speed into the nearest populated urban centers, crashing and killing anything in their path. Truly this must be some sort of a rite of passage--whoever bails closest to their target without killing themselves, wins. Unfortunately, because of the fierce competitiveness of this event, many of these whores end up just like their victims--in very tiny pieces.