Pussy whipping relationship problem.

2007-01-10 01:41:25

#1

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7205

No no, I'm not the one getting whipped, God forbid.

Just my best friend. And he's getting whipped more and more, day by day, by his girlfriend. They've broken up and gotten back together twice now, and it's rather clear to everyone that their relationship is 90% physical. I can't remember the last time I saw him on a weekend... he's whipped bad, and he knows it. But he doesn't want to do anything about it.

Simply put... how do I get him out of this shithole?

2007-01-10 01:42:14

#2

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7208|UK

Do his girlfriend.

2007-01-10 01:48:27

#3

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7222|Great Brown North

Vilham wrote:
Do his girlfriend.

i was going to go with kidnap... but yeah that works too

2007-01-10 01:50:43

#4

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6832|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

kill them both that is the only way im affraid

2007-01-10 01:52:53

#5

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6997

Let him have his fun and make his own mistakes. He'll crawl back to you when it all falls through.

2007-01-10 01:53:00

#6

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7205

She's a bitch. She can be nice and kinda hot, but she's a bitch. She bitches about everything, most of the time.

2007-01-10 01:53:55

#7

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7161|Melbourne, Australia

Coolbeano wrote:
No no, I'm not the one getting whipped, God forbid.

Just my best friend. And he's getting whipped more and more, day by day, by his girlfriend. They've broken up and gotten back together twice now, and it's rather clear to everyone that their relationship is 90% physical. I can't remember the last time I saw him on a weekend... he's whipped bad, and he knows it. But he doesn't want to do anything about it.

Simply put... how do I get him out of this shithole?

i am honestly whipped over my gf ... damn it i dont wanna loose her though ... and if i wanted to try and regain the pants it just makes her think im not interested in her and even though i re assure her i am still very much interested she gets all awckward... DAMN WEMON THEY NO HOW TO PUSH MY BUTTONS...

I WISH POLARBEARZ WAS HERE.. HE NOS JUST WHAT TO DO *rubs nipples an closes eyes*

2007-01-10 01:56:54

#8

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7074|Finland

You don't. He has to figure it out himself (that the grass actually can be greener on the other side).

I know this because I have friends that have been whipped, and I myself have experienced the same too. What you can do, is support him at all times. When the breakup goes down, you don't want to be held responsible for "destroying the relationship" due to repeated "you are so whipped" and "get out of that shitty relationship"-speeches. If/When it happens though, you need to be very supportive, because he will for months wonder whether ending the relationship was the right thing to do.

On the other hand, many men enjoy being submissive to their women. In fact, many marriages are based on this distribution of power. That, and a prenuptial agreement.

So, is your friend enjoying being pussywhipped, or would he rather whip that pussy?

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-01-10 02:15:40

#9

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7205

I.M.I Militant wrote:
I WISH POLARBEARZ WAS HERE.. HE NOS JUST WHAT TO DO *rubs nipples an closes eyes*

I asked bearz last night but he was too busy with Cerbi. I just know it'll take forever for him to answer me properly.

But Donnie, he knows he's getting whipped but I'd guess he likes the sex. Thing is, like I said, they did break up once and he was still a happy man (twice) but now that they're together it's the same story...

2007-01-10 02:20:18

#10

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6937|Sydney, Australia

Well, if the relationship is physical, but is meant to be emotional too, then there is a serious problem with the relationship, and perhaps it should be adjusted. Perhaps setting out some "ground rules" with her (since you're his friend, and it's easier to tell her where her line is) will help.

2007-01-10 02:22:23

#11

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7074|Finland

Coolbeano wrote:
But Donnie, he knows he's getting whipped but I'd guess he likes the sex. Thing is, like I said, they did break up once and he was still a happy man (twice) but now that they're together it's the same story...

Tell your friend that there's this guy in Finland that manages to still have sex with his ex after being a year single. It's all about making the necessary "sales speeches" and arrangements. However, he must never be upset if/when she finds another one and the sexual relationship ends. In that case, he should only come to the conclusion that he finally has been freed. The optimal scenario is that he manages to find a new gf/start dating first. Of course, this sucks for the ex gf, but we can't all be winners now, can we?

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-01-10 02:23:31

#12

Smoke_Deez: Member; +8|6828

Vilham wrote:
Do his girlfriend.

I seriously laughed so hard when I saw this ROFL, get him really drunk when she is around... REALLY drunk, and hope he makes a total ass of himself.

2007-01-10 02:24:08

#13

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6933|Menlo Park, CA

Call her a cunt (basically the ultimate insult to a woman)!

She will say something like "its either him or me", and then you see how good of a friend HE really is!!

Bros before Hoe's!

Last edited by fadedsteve (2007-01-10 02:24:43)

2007-01-10 02:32:29

#14

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|7094

Coolbeano wrote:
No no, I'm not the one getting whipped, God forbid.

Just my best friend. And he's getting whipped more and more, day by day, by his girlfriend. They've broken up and gotten back together twice now, and it's rather clear to everyone that their relationship is 90% physical. I can't remember the last time I saw him on a weekend... he's whipped bad, and he knows it. But he doesn't want to do anything about it.

Simply put... how do I get him out of this shithole?

I just let it run its course, because hes not going to listen. I got a friend thats extremely pussy whipped. Whats sad is that the his buddies fixed him up for a blowjob one night and he fell in love and married the bitch. Worst mistake he ever made, now hes got a kid on the way. Nobody ever sees him anymore. Also speaking from personal experience, do not talk about his gf when you and your friend are alone. If shes got him trained enough he will tell the bitch what you said and then she will be mad at you. You would think that you and your best friend are still on "that level" to where you can talk one on one, but its not. Not when you speak your mind about his gf/wife anyway. Dont do that, your better off.

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2007-01-10 02:36:23

#15

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7262

my buddy is pussy whipped beyond recognition.

he's not even the same person anymore, but a twisted, muted, lamer version of himself.

she's not even hot.

not really much you can do if they don't want to listen to you.

2007-01-10 03:05:46

#16

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7208|UK

Do his girlfriend.

Make him realise what a bitch she is and have some fun at the same time.

2007-01-10 03:29:16

#17

Ayumiz: J-10 whore; +103|7176|Singapore

What do u mean whipped? The girl took a cane and whipped him?

2007-01-10 03:35:03

#18

capt. crunch: Member; +8|6891|that place

I seen this before (ME). Your friend will end up a daddy.

2007-01-10 03:38:19

#19

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6937|Sydney, Australia

Ayumiz wrote:
What do u mean whipped? The girl took a cane and whipped him?

Are you being serious? Whipped means being bossed around by, and being utterly loyal and submitting to a woman.

2007-01-10 03:43:50

#20

cospengle: Member; +140|6929|Armidale, NSW, Australia

Coolbeano wrote:
Simply put... how do I get him out of this shithole?

Dunno, maybe she likes it that way

2007-01-10 03:53:43

#21

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6916|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DonFck wrote:
Coolbeano wrote:
But Donnie, he knows he's getting whipped but I'd guess he likes the sex. Thing is, like I said, they did break up once and he was still a happy man (twice) but now that they're together it's the same story...
Tell your friend that there's this guy in Finland that manages to still have sex with his ex after being a year single. It's all about making the necessary "sales speeches" and arrangements. However, he must never be upset if/when she finds another one and the sexual relationship ends. In that case, he should only come to the conclusion that he finally has been freed. The optimal scenario is that he manages to find a new gf/start dating first. Of course, this sucks for the ex gf, but we can't all be winners now, can we?

Like they say; Bow to one, show yer ass to the other. The best solution for nagging is e-z: turn up the goddamn headset volume!

2007-01-10 04:30:46

#22

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7262

Vub wrote:
Ayumiz wrote:
What do u mean whipped? The girl took a cane and whipped him?
Are you being serious? Whipped means being bossed around by, and being utterly loyal and submitting to a woman.

it has nothing to do with loyalty and everything to do with power.

being whipped means that a man has given up all power in the relationship, and is being controlled in exchange for sex.

2007-01-10 08:53:43

#23

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6787|Twyford, UK

There are multiple solutions:

1. Claymores. Mine the bitch, but put it where your friend won't dare look. May help if you disguise it as a box of tampons.

2. Fish in her underwear drawer. He will smell fish, recognise it, and start trying to find the stain. When he realises where it's coming from, hell should break loose.

3. Confront her over it and tell her to lay off.

4. Deprogram him: drag him away from her for booze and gaming. Whack him around the back of the head if he whines. If she calls, confiscate his mobile.

5. Find a new friend.

6. Bone her, ideally in front of him.

7. Put a girly fridge magnet on the side of his computer. He will blame her for the resultant damage. If he is a real man, he will value his porn over this chick.

2007-01-10 10:27:58

#24

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|7094

Skorpy-chan wrote:
If he is a real man, he will value his porn over this chick.

Wtf?

I would prefer the real thing over porn any day. I dont see why anyone wouldnt. Would you rather smack it to porn or have your gf grab her a handfull when she wants it?

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2007-01-10 10:28:36)

2007-01-10 10:39:08

#25

liquix: Member; +51|6896|Peoples Republic of Portland

Talk to them both together and voice your opinion, if he's your real friend and if she gives two shits about him, things will change.

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