Okay We're Off Topic.
Sorry Towelly. Hurricane That Was Great...
Sorry Towelly. Hurricane That Was Great...
It happens a lot, oddly.djphetal wrote:
Okay We're Off Topic.
Sorry Towelly. Hurricane That Was Great...
That and you have no need to apologise, mainly as I'm far to tired to be insulted.
This kid a couple years back, when I said that too him he would cry every time because his mom actually was in college. lol.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Your mom went to college.
yeah that last one was pretty funny, but this dude said this one to me once...Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
"Do the society a favor and shoot yourself"
"Eat your mother´s testicles"
your moms so fat...
they had to grease up the door frame...
and hold a Twinkie on the other side just too get her through it...
I mean come on it's supposed to be quick witted, or
Your mommas so fat when she sits around the house...
she sits around the house (indicating that they mean the whole house)...
not funny people... not funny
n()()B
Someone called me the "N" word and I'm not even African American. lols
Last edited by Obiwan (2007-01-10 17:21:22)
Said to ME - "the best part of you ran down your mothers leg"
Nelson Piquet to Nigel Mansel, in the 1986 F1 championship: "You are a blockhead, and your wife is ugly"
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
These are some i like to dish out:
you have the flying skills of a shovel.
how's my aimbot for ya?
deushbag
you're about as useful as toothless dentures
and the classic yet not very effective "moron"
you have the flying skills of a shovel.
how's my aimbot for ya?
deushbag
you're about as useful as toothless dentures
and the classic yet not very effective "moron"
Drill Sargent to Gomer Pile...
Looks like the best part of you fell down the crack of your mothers ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress...
Now choke yourself...
Not with your hands...
With my hands...
Now that is true talent.
Looks like the best part of you fell down the crack of your mothers ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress...
Now choke yourself...
Not with your hands...
With my hands...
Now that is true talent.
Are you trying to suggest something about the duality of man?
"Your mum"
It can be used for absolutely everything!
And I use it quite frequently
It can be used for absolutely everything!
And I use it quite frequently
I'm going to kill you.
you are a cock sucker, just like your mom
Some guy was talking to my face and called me a fat cunt.
I looked myself up and down and remembered i way 43 KG's
I looked myself up and down and remembered i way 43 KG's
woot ? 43 KG ??? go in McDonalds and pawn some XXXL menusgene_pool wrote:
Some guy was talking to my face and called me a fat cunt.
I looked myself up and down and remembered i way 43 KG's
Agreed, since it leaves them wondering, my mum what........ So they dwell on it, and you can simply grin and hey presto INSULTED, if you do it right. Still, its a bit vage, I used to say it all the time ._PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:
your mum. That is both the worst and the best.
Martyn
Your mom is gay.
Haha. The best ones I got is in my sig.
thats the thing...I dont watch my weight...I eat snacks through out the day (no healthy either - stuff like Shapes and shit) and macca's every 3 or so days...Mogura wrote:
woot ? 43 KG ??? go in McDonalds and pawn some XXXL menusgene_pool wrote:
Some guy was talking to my face and called me a fat cunt.
I looked myself up and down and remembered i way 43 KG's
I just cant gain weight!
I've never been insulted creatively enough to warrant a 'Worst Insult' title to anything.
"Your Mother was a hamster and your father smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeelllt of Elderberry"
i simply use... "insignificunt"
totally perfect, u let them know u think they are insignificant and u call them a cunt at the same time- BRILLIANT!!!
or when someone puts forward a retarded idea or does something pitifully stupid i say "Good One" in a scathingly sarcastic way...
totally perfect, u let them know u think they are insignificant and u call them a cunt at the same time- BRILLIANT!!!
or when someone puts forward a retarded idea or does something pitifully stupid i say "Good One" in a scathingly sarcastic way...
stop masturbation !gene_pool wrote:
thats the thing...I dont watch my weight...I eat snacks through out the day (no healthy either - stuff like Shapes and shit) and macca's every 3 or so days...Mogura wrote:
woot ? 43 KG ??? go in McDonalds and pawn some XXXL menusgene_pool wrote:
Some guy was talking to my face and called me a fat cunt.
I looked myself up and down and remembered i way 43 KG's
I just cant gain weight!
You gotta love Monty.The Magic Mullet wrote:
"Your Mother was a hamster and your father smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeelllt of Elderberry"
[King Arthur music]
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD:
Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR:
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:
What?
GALAHAD:
He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR:
Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD:
Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS:
[chuckling]
ARTHUR:
Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD:
Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR:
Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD:
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
GALAHAD:
What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD:
Mind your own business!
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR:
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:
Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR:
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS:
Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR:
Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS:
[taunting]
LAUNCELOT:
Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR:
No, no. No, no.