Hot to play like smacktard ( help make this a sticky )

2005-11-28 23:04:03

#1

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7038

# 1. Choose kit

#2. Take weapon out

#3. Find an enemy

#4. Aim at the enemy

#5. Fire.

#6. Get killed by enemy

#7. Bitch and moan about how u should have owned him

#8. Accuse him of hacking

#9. Start a kick vote against him

#10. Keep yelling he is hacking

#11. Teamkill to get a jet then shortly after you get in the air crash

#12. Blame the crashing on lag

#13. Wait at spawn for jet

#14. Get teamkilled by the guy you previously teamkilled

#15. Bitch and complain and yell you were there first

#16. Teamkill him with an SRAW while he is taking off

#17. Start a kick vote against him saying he tk'ed you for a jet

#18. Jump in the USS ESSEX and wait for a jet to spawn

#19. Blow up the jet just as someone is about to get in it

#20. Complain when the guy punishes you after you blew up the jet and teamkilled him.

#21. Beg for forgivness when he starts a kick vote against you.

#22. When the kick vote is over start a kick vote against him.

#23. Come up behind him when he is typing to you and knife him

#24. Let him tk you then instantly punish him

#25. Say that you are the admin of the server

#26. Threaten that you will kick him if he does it again

#27. Keep threatening him

#28. Start another kick vote against him

#29. Teamkill him excessivley

#30. Get banned from the server, go find another server and repeat the process all over again.

Any thing else to add???

Last edited by Sgt.Gene (2005-11-29 13:08:54)

2005-11-28 23:15:49

#2

redfoxster: Chopper Whore Extraordinaire; +3|7047

#xx. Drive a jeep straight towards an oncoming friendly tank and then jump and punish when you get TKed because he couldn't stop in time to not run over your stupid ass.

#xx+1. Promptly bitch about him Tking you after you respawn.

#xx+2. Promptly accuse him of hacking after he scores much better than you over the entire round.

Last edited by redfoxster (2005-11-28 23:16:34)

2005-11-28 23:17:04

#3

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7021|The United Center

#31. that really wasnt funny. no offense...but...yeah. you probably spent a lot of time on that too.

well, thats a shame.

2005-11-28 23:33:33

#4

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7038

ThomasMorgan wrote:
#31. that really wasnt funny. no offense...but...yeah. you probably spent a lot of time on that too.

well, thats a shame.

about 5 mins. just feel like having a post in the sticky section

2005-11-28 23:37:10

#5

KnifeWhore: Member; +1|7028|USA

lol that was pretty funny. how about #31. Run your jeep into a jet that is taking off

2005-11-29 01:11:00

#6

thinner44: Member; +1|7084

#23 .. I think that's the funniest.

How about being accused of 'ramming' (helis) when you're in a firefight and the guy heads straight for you.

2005-11-29 04:16:04

#7

mort4u: Artillery catcher; +5|7113|Munich, Germany

32. flying a chopper wildly around the airfield and punish jetpilots who failed to miss you.
33. always throw around med or ammo packs like theres no other thing to do, except a teammate is standing beside you yelling for a medic. just ignore him and go to a crowded place to get more points.
34. when flying the bomber see that you get a co-pilot. then while goin straight at a mountain or similar obstacle just disconnect from the server (happend to me ).
35. when receiving an order from your commander say "yes" and go into the other direction.
36. while commander make sure you are in a save place like a jet or the only tank on the map. only use the assets for your own safety if you got time for that.

2005-11-29 05:06:22

#8

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7005|Uhh... erm...

37. Place C4's on a BlackHawk and wait for it to fill up. Promptly detonate.

2005-11-29 05:23:07

#9

chitlin: Banned; +36|7037

why should this be stickied? .. just a bunch of random babble

i think a better idea might be just listing things considered asshat'ish

2005-11-29 06:49:20

#10

mort4u: Artillery catcher; +5|7113|Munich, Germany

chitlin wrote:
i think a better idea might be just listing things considered asshat'ish

and i thought thats what we were doin

2005-11-29 07:02:33

#11

The Soup Nazi: Member; +18|7062|North Lauderdale, FL

find someone you want to pick on (someone with a stupid name- like GhostSniper, for example). if he has a squad, join it. if he's a squadleader, even better. spawn on his location. everytime he gets ready to fire, jump in front of him letting him TK you. promptly punish him.

spawn on his location again. if he's peeved, he'll probably talk smack. shoot him in the leg a couple times with a sidearm to get him even more riled up. don't actually TK him. (why should you want to be kicked/banned from a server?) once he gets angry enough, he'll probably TK you again. punish him again.

repeat until he is no longer on the server.

you can start a kick-vote against him, but that generally gets an admin's attention pretty quickly. and most admins don't appreciate people who play like i suggested.

edit: and if you're lucky enough to have the Special Forces assault kit with flashbangs, a fun thing to do is to toss a couple in the middle of a group of friendlies who are pinned down by the enemy while attempting to take a flag.

Last edited by The Soup Nazi (2005-11-29 07:04:58)

2005-11-29 07:06:45

#12

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7038

how about
start a mutiny vote against your commander and when he asks why say " i want to be commander"

2005-11-29 07:14:18

#13

thinner44: Member; +1|7084

The Soup Nazi wrote:
find someone you want to pick on (someone with a stupid name- like GhostSniper, for example.

A little off topic, sorry.

Funny you should mention the name of GhostSniper, I played against someone with a very similar name, and repeatedly killed him. I love it when folk have these great names... 'SASpathfinder', 'StealthKiller', only for them to suffer at the hands of, 'DonaldDuck', or 'ClownBigfoot'... just makes me chuckle

38. Someone drives up in an APC shouts 'get in' (all the freakin' time).. So you relent, 5 seconds later... BOOM !!.

2005-11-29 07:14:26

#14

VirtuaLResistancE: ArmChair Warrior; +4|7030|NH - USA

I think it was a fairly accurate reflection of the worst of online gaming and BF2.

I think you could add "Vote anyone that plays as commander so you can place in the top 3 easier."

2005-11-29 08:39:51

#15

||BFA||xZeler8: Expendable Miracle Worker; +1|7055

nice list...hahah...quite accurate

2005-11-29 08:55:23

#16

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|7013|netherlands, sweet lake city

#38 killing someone and once you did you gonna shoot and whipe your ass on his dead body while your saying: w00h0000 n00b I PWNT you roflmao i am the ownage and continu that for the rest of the round.

2005-11-29 09:04:54

#17

=Robin-Hood=: A stranger in the dark; +213|7095|Belgium

A) Before taking off with an attack helicopter invite teammate as a gunner.
B) Smack your chopper into the fully loaded BH beside you.
C) Explain to everybody you had a lag...
D) Repeat from A)

(and no I was not the pilot, I was the unfortunate gunner whom was stupid enough to believe C... once)
R

edit typo

Last edited by =Robin-Hood= (2005-11-29 09:06:21)

2005-11-29 13:06:20

#18

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7038

=Robin-Hood= wrote:
A) Before taking off with an attack helicopter invite teammate as a gunner.
B) Smack your chopper into the fully loaded BH beside you.
C) Explain to everybody you had a lag...
D) Repeat from A)

(and no I was not the pilot, I was the unfortunate gunner whom was stupid enough to believe C... once)
R

edit typo

lol...

2005-11-29 18:11:27

#19

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7038

come on guys keep it going

2005-11-30 20:40:18

#20

starman7: Member; +15|6999

"Accidentaly" bomb your own team in the fighter-bomber
Reload
"Accidentaly" fire at a fully loaded friendly BH
Reload
Rinse
Repeat
Never fire when there's an actual enemy around.
If you're about to die, instead of ejecting and letting it respawn, land it at the enemy base and "forget" to jack the enemy fighter. When you die and respawn, mine the strip and claim that "you forgot it wasn't the enemy airstrip anymore".
Never let anyone else get the fighter-bomber, and a gunner comes in, dive-bomb your own teammates and "not quite manage" to pull up in time.
Flee in the direction of any friendly choppers so missles intended for you instead lock onto them.

2005-11-30 21:07:23

#21

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7081|Orlando, FL - Age 43

#39) Jump in the gunner's position of a tank in the middle of action and start hitting "Bail Out" repeatedly. If they fail to obey....C4 them.

#40) See a transport vehicle that is only being used for it's .50 cal and drive off with the occupant to the nearest hostile tank.

#41) Punish every accidental Tk... then scream bloody murder when someone punishes you.

2005-11-30 21:24:43

#22

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7103|Grapevine, TX

Darth_Fleder wrote:
#40) See a transport vehicle that is only being used for it's .50 cal and drive off with the occupant to the nearest hostile tank.

*ROFLMAO*!
That's the best one yet! I really hate it when all of a sudden my well placed Vodnick or Pick Up, SURPRISINGLY starts to take off, Is like man can you see that I'M SHOOTING THE ENEMY!
As mad as I have felt sometimes it's the great teamwork that I randomly get to experience, the drum-rolls, and the comical things we all do in-game sometimes, that keep me coming back for more.

2005-11-30 22:02:45

#23

The Soup Nazi: Member; +18|7062|North Lauderdale, FL

starman7 wrote:
Flee in the direction of any friendly choppers so missles intended for you instead lock onto them.

i actually do this quite often when i am under missile lock. i head for the nearest chopper and do a close fly-by in hopes of them catching the missiles instead.

2005-12-12 23:14:12

#24

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7081|Orlando, FL - Age 43

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
As mad as I have felt sometimes it's the great teamwork that I randomly get to experience, the drum-rolls, and the comical things we all do in-game sometimes, that keep me coming back for more.

Amen Teflon

I have been taken on some amazing joy rides while trying to use a transport vehicle's weapon.

#42) Be shot out of the sky in your helicopter over the ocean, bail out and scream for a pickup. When a friendly APC comes to your rescue go along for the ride and wait for the engineer driver to get out to repair some damage, promptly jump in the driver's position and rumble back into the fray over the body of your former rescuer.

#43) When playing as support and your teammates notice and start whining about wanting ammo, sprint the other way. When medic, shock paddle the wounded and throw packs to the dead, then hurry of to find the real action! 15 seconds isn't all that long.

Last edited by Darth_Fleder (2005-12-13 05:10:53)

2005-12-13 05:06:27

#25

Ub3r-ElitE: Teargas wh0re; +2|6995

#1 Choose the medic kit

#2 spawn

#3 find a friendly soldier

#4 TK him

#5 revive him

#6 TK

#7 revive

#8 TK

#9 revive

[...]

#1001 TK

-InnocentVictim has disconnected-

#1002 find another victim

Last edited by Ub3r-ElitE (2005-12-13 05:06:59)

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ThomasMorgan wrote:

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The Soup Nazi wrote:

=Robin-Hood= wrote:

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(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

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