JohnTx12
Stand still I need to shoot you
+44|6960|Plano,Texas
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":


Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

... However...

... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.
spray_and_pray
Member
+52|6935|Perth. Western Australia
LOL that was good.
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|7102|South West England
rofl very nice :p +1

But damn he has a nice way of pay day to day
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7134|Devon, England
Man, I love that film, Space Jam...
Jammyc_53
Member
+5|7001|Newcastle-England
$20 for a meal in a trendy restaurant, i spend that in KFC for 2 people.
JohnTx12
Stand still I need to shoot you
+44|6960|Plano,Texas

Jammyc_53 wrote:

$20 for a meal in a trendy restaurant, i spend that in KFC for 2 people.
lol
IsaacLeavitt
Member
+24|6795
lol i think i have a nice medium ... i am nerdy enought to fix most comp. software problems and some hardware... but i am jock enought to play hockey, and win fights lol...
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|7111

JohnTx12 wrote:

Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":

Game over. Nerd wins.
QFT.  Do the math.  Count the number of multi-millionaire athletes versus "nerds". 

Microsoft alone had over 10K "nerd" millionaires as of that 2005 report.  Surely double that now.
Simon
basically
+838|7101|UK
lmao great thread
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7005|Southampton, UK

If Michael Jordan & Bill gates had a fight - Who would win?
Michael Jordan, He'd kick Bill's Nerdy ass back to the City of MacTown.

/Win.

Cool factual story...
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|7111

Knightnifer wrote:

If Michael Jordan & Bill gates had a fight - Who would win?
Michael Jordan, He'd kick Bill's Nerdy ass back to the City of MacTown.

/Win.

Cool factual story...
Neither would do the fighting.  Who do you think could afford the best proxy fighter?
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7009|England

lmao. Thats good.
JohnTx12
Stand still I need to shoot you
+44|6960|Plano,Texas

Ilocano wrote:

JohnTx12 wrote:

Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":

Game over. Nerd wins.
QFT.  Do the math.  Count the number of multi-millionaire athletes versus "nerds". 

Microsoft alone had over 10K "nerd" millionaires as of that 2005 report.  Surely double that now.
lol
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7065|Gold coast, Aus.
i lol'd  in RL
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6855|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
I actually said holy shit. Very nice.
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7062|Manitowoc, WI

gene_pool wrote:

i lol'd  in RL
I just LQTM
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7095
Here is something to throw in the mix.

What if you become a super rich nerd, you have mastered your craft, anything technical you have an answer for. Yet in time learning all that you become a social moron and dont have the basic skills of actually getting a girlfriend in order to start a family. So you have tons of money and your a loner. What good is that? Money doesnt always buy happiness. I mean, sure bill gates is married, thats not my point though. From the last photo i seen of her she isnt all that good looking anyways.
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jsnipy
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+3,277|6966|...

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

Here is something to throw in the mix.

What if you become a super rich nerd, you have mastered your craft, anything technical you have an answer for. Yet in time learning all that you become a social moron and dont have the basic skills of actually getting a girlfriend in order to start a family. So you have tons of money and your a loner. What good is that? Money doesnt always buy happiness. I mean, sure bill gates is married, thats not my point though. From the last photo i seen of her she isnt all that good looking anyways.
They are not mutually exclusive inverted poles. That can be said of anyone who studies anything intensely .. i.e. a boxer.
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|7025|Eastern USA
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=60504&p=4

Search for my name in there, look @ my post. It's 450 years, not 250 btw.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7095

jsnipy wrote:

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

Here is something to throw in the mix.

What if you become a super rich nerd, you have mastered your craft, anything technical you have an answer for. Yet in time learning all that you become a social moron and dont have the basic skills of actually getting a girlfriend in order to start a family. So you have tons of money and your a loner. What good is that? Money doesnt always buy happiness. I mean, sure bill gates is married, thats not my point though. From the last photo i seen of her she isnt all that good looking anyways.
They are not mutually exclusive inverted poles. That can be said of anyone who studies anything intensely .. i.e. a boxer.
True, but sticking to the topic though, you can still see my point right?
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Ryan
Member
+1,230|7287|Alberta, Canada

lol nice one.
T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6865|My room
I get $5 a week! Nerds FTW!
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|7062|InGerLand
hehe gd story
jocks have easier lives than nerds in general though so tbh i'd rather just be rich without being either a jock or a nerd
misconfiguration
GURU
+86|6840|Indianapolis, IN
Bill Gates would blow this out of the water, hell even Jobs.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|7111

sfarrar33 wrote:

hehe gd story
jocks have easier lives than nerds in general though so tbh i'd rather just be rich without being either a jock or a nerd
Until the jocks reach age 40 onwards when they start complaining about their knees and backs from all the sports injuries and general stress they put on their body.  Nerds can then own them in sports after 40.

But yeah, rich and not having to be a jock or nerd.  Best route.

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