So I'm going to ask this chick out...

2007-01-18 07:45:02

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7090

Her name is Hayley, and I have several classes with her. We've never really talked to each other, and she doesn't know my name, but we are meant to be together. I've decided to win her heart by using the Napoleon Dynamite approach and giving her this picture I drew of her:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/deathbym0nkeyz/47jrhwi.jpg

2007-01-18 07:47:52

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7011|NYC / Hamburg

she has weird arms

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-01-18 07:48:16

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7182|The Hague, Netherlands

max wrote:
she has weird arms

+ no legs

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-01-18 07:48:35

#4

VorteX: Member; +6|6782|Lithuania

the worst picture i ever have seen... really, dont give it to her..

2007-01-18 07:48:59

#5

tiptopT: Member; +72|7025|Scotland's Capital

if only your romancing skills were as your drawing skills!!

2007-01-18 07:49:03

#6

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|7100|The View From The Afternoon

she looks hot, go for it.

2007-01-18 07:49:30

#7

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7160

I thought you already had a GF

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2007-01-18 07:52:22

#8

IsaacLeavitt: Member; +24|6795

good luck with that one sunny... yea that will get ya nothing less than a swift kick to the family jewels and a restraining order...

2007-01-18 07:54:16

#9

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7153|Charlie One Alpha

I was starting to miss you Fancy!

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-01-18 07:55:06

#10

Master*: Banned; +416|6938|United States

Nice to see you back pollux, you havent posted for a while.

2007-01-18 08:04:12

#11

Pice_of_paper: oBy| Back In Business; +28|6906

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
max wrote:
she has weird arms
+ no legs

and weird fingers

2007-01-18 08:05:20

#12

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7075|Finland

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I thought you already had a GF

She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-01-18 08:13:49

#13

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7153|Charlie One Alpha

DonFck wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I thought you already had a GF
She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..

He has yet to get his own mother pregnant.

(Hint to Pollux: look for this one on the General Mayhem forums, under legendary threads or somesuch. I can give you the link if you want , it'd make for a great Fancy_Pollux thread)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-01-18 08:17:58

#14

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7090

LaidBackNinja wrote:
DonFck wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I thought you already had a GF
She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..
He has yet to get his own mother pregnant.

(Hint to Pollux: look for this one on the General Mayhem forums, under legendary threads or somesuch. I can give you the link if you want , it'd make for a great Fancy_Pollux thread)

I did have a similar experience:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p1020097

2007-01-18 08:18:02

#15

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|7098|Teesside, UK

DonFck wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I thought you already had a GF
She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..

I thought he dumped her via powerpoint?

2007-01-18 08:24:14

#16

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7093|Keyboard

crimson_grunt wrote:
DonFck wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I thought you already had a GF
She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..
I thought he dumped her via powerpoint?

No, the fact is that he is starting to confuse himself with the many stories he has made up. For me, every single one of these stories are complete BS.

2007-01-18 08:24:53

#17

rustynutz: I am British!; +124|7126|England and damn proud

She better watch out though, the ceiling fan is close to her head....

2007-01-18 08:27:38

#18

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7087

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
LaidBackNinja wrote:
DonFck wrote:

She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..
He has yet to get his own mother pregnant.

(Hint to Pollux: look for this one on the General Mayhem forums, under legendary threads or somesuch. I can give you the link if you want , it'd make for a great Fancy_Pollux thread)
I did have a similar experience:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p1020097

according to that link your name is pete. in the picture from this thread you are bill. fail.

2007-01-18 08:28:48

#19

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7090

Omnideath wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
LaidBackNinja wrote:

He has yet to get his own mother pregnant.

(Hint to Pollux: look for this one on the General Mayhem forums, under legendary threads or somesuch. I can give you the link if you want , it'd make for a great Fancy_Pollux thread)
I did have a similar experience:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p1020097
according to that link your name is pete. in the picture from this thread you are bill. fail.

My name is Pete, but my friends call me Bill.

2007-01-18 08:39:24

#20

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6792|Belfast

give us a real picture marron!
lol ive been there but not done that
oh yeah
GOOD LUCK!
you WILL need it
lol

2007-01-18 08:41:47

#21

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7153|Charlie One Alpha

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Omnideath wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:

I did have a similar experience:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p1020097
according to that link your name is pete. in the picture from this thread you are bill. fail.
My name is Pete, but my friends call me Bill.

How is it still even debatable whether these stories are real? They're not and we all know it. Kinda like Santaclaus. We all know it's bullshit but sometimes its just fun to play along. So shut up and enjoy .

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-01-18 08:44:22

#22

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|7138|Mountains of West Virginia

Yaocelotl wrote:
crimson_grunt wrote:
DonFck wrote:

She was killed in the Wii-accident, you know, soon after he shitted himself. What's next..
I thought he dumped her via powerpoint?
No, the fact is that he is starting to confuse himself with the many stories he has made up. For me, every single one of these stories are complete BS.

Do you actually think he is trying to be serious??

2007-01-18 09:06:04

#23

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6811|Columbus, Ohio

buttsecks

2007-01-18 09:08:47

#24

bob_6012: Resident M-14 fanatic; +59|7099|Lancaster Ohio, USA

I sense a crash and burn approaching quickly.

2007-01-18 09:12:07

#25

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6970|Singapore

she looks emo

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crimson_grunt wrote:

DonFck wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Omnideath wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Omnideath wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Yaocelotl wrote:

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