These stories are 100% Ninja approved and they are real. Fancy's real name is indeed Peter, but me, being his friend I call him bill because he forgot to pay his bills all the time.
me <3 these threads...
Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2007-01-18 09:26:10)
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Man, your drawing skill sucks ass!
wow thats hawt. go for it. she'll think your retarted ( via drawing) and date you out of feeling bad for you. ive tried it before
I bet you didn't draw that.
/agree All of you pollux haters can just leave these threads alone. If you don't like his stories, dont read them and let the rest of us enjoy them.DeathUnlimited wrote:
me <3 these threads...
here's a pickup line:
if i toss a coin, whats my chance of getting head?
(it works 50% of the time in average)
if i toss a coin, whats my chance of getting head?
(it works 50% of the time in average)
Nice bumps on the chest. Is that a dude?
Fuck, I thought you disappeared.
Who?
She looks like an angry, confused elf with fetal alcohol syndrome.
If she sees that picture, she will jump off the empire state building.
Tiggo Bitties!
She needs a better bra. I recommend this one
LOL just a flat out lol!
For serious??!!!?fadedsteve wrote:
LOL just a flat out lol!
no you probably smell burning paperbob_6012 wrote:
I sense a crash and burn approaching quickly.
Man. If you are going to lie.... At least make her boobs bigger.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Another great post from the human rss feed.
She may be a piece of paper, but I'd still hit it.
good luck with that...
Fancy you of all people should know my tried and true method:
Looks like her upper right arm has been broken, same with her left fore arm.
Hawt
Good luck with that. Hope your parachute is handy.
