A bird flies to this man and sqwaks what's up? The man says nothing. The bird says cut your wrist. The man rips the bird's testicles out. The bird does he same thing to a person few yards away. He is shot several times with a paintball. Everytime the bird asks a perso the quesion, something horrible happens to him. Moral? Every one out of 3,504 peole are emo.
A croc walks up to a man and says My teeth are bigger than yours. The man takes out a hammer and breaks his teeth. After that, the man says, my balls are bigger than yours.
Bruce Lee v.s. Bill Gates Bill Gates>teh win.
Spell woman and take out the w. You get oman.
Spell women and take out the w. You get omen.
Take weed and get a big dick... you will be arrested.
The flinstones were eaten in 1955.
Wear thongs and a condom at the same time. You will get shot.
I have prepeared to take flaming.
A croc walks up to a man and says My teeth are bigger than yours. The man takes out a hammer and breaks his teeth. After that, the man says, my balls are bigger than yours.
Bruce Lee v.s. Bill Gates Bill Gates>teh win.
Spell woman and take out the w. You get oman.
Spell women and take out the w. You get omen.
Take weed and get a big dick... you will be arrested.
The flinstones were eaten in 1955.
Wear thongs and a condom at the same time. You will get shot.
I have prepeared to take flaming.
Last edited by thtthht (2007-01-18 19:28:43)
