When you have a piss in your dream....

2007-01-22 03:30:35

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6868

Does anyone else ever have dreams where you go for a slash somewhere and then wake up just at the point of release and find a saucer shape of piss on the front of their kecks?

Is this a milder version of a wet dream?

I don't have these dreams, i'm asking for.... errrrrrrrrrrrr....... a friend.

I've never pissed myself. Something to be proud of I reckon.

2007-01-22 03:32:03

#2

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7183|Comber, Northern Ireland

yea its feels soo good but yet its soooo wrong, wen u have a wet dream it feels so much better than jerking off

2007-01-22 03:32:41

#3

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7135|Devon, England

2007-01-22 03:33:26

#4

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6979|Valhalla

and so it starts....

2007-01-22 03:33:33

#5

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6850|NSW, Australia

FFLink13 wrote:

2007-01-22 03:33:42

#6

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7076|Finland

Interesting..

BTW, the term "Wet Dream" defines the extraction of another "substance", doesn't it?
That's just wetting your bed. Sorry to break the news to you, Mullet.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-01-22 03:36:59

#7

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6868

DonFck wrote:
Interesting..

BTW, the term "Wet Dream" defines the extraction of another "substance", doesn't it?
That's just wetting your bed. Sorry to break the news to you, Mullet.

I know this (obviously).

Hence the wording, "milder version of a wet dream".

2007-01-22 03:37:44

#8

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7200|Scotland

Yes, Don has experienced many of those... Downy will be happy of you Don!

2007-01-22 03:40:06

#9

TerrorisT²: Melbourne Shuffler; +214|7070|Gold Coast, Australia

haha, imagine being woken up for school, and someone seeing that you pissed the bed, that'll be awkward... not to mention the morning wood. LOL

Best to quickly get up and change the sheets when everyone else is still asleep.

2007-01-22 03:55:42

#10

Karnall: Member; +8|6980|Hampshire, UK

If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.

2007-01-22 04:05:52

#11

Sneaky.Russian: Random Hero; +119|6766|Australia QLD

one more tip:
if you wet the bed, wash the pee soaked sheets straight away. don't throw it in the washing basket, cuz you will be sorry.

2007-01-22 04:08:45

#12

']['error: Banned; +630|7088|The Netherlands

The Magic Mullet wrote:
I've never pissed myself. Something to be proud of I reckon.

not even when you were an baby?
i think i pisse myself loads of times when i was little lol

2007-01-22 04:10:02

#13

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6868

']['error wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
I've never pissed myself. Something to be proud of I reckon.
not even when you were an baby?
i think i pisse myself loads of times when i was little lol

I had the best bladder control in my nursery.

2007-01-22 04:16:06

#14

Fredrik: i hate you all; +201|7093|Norway

No, but I`ve had dreamed that i`m at the toilet, pissing like forever and it never stop, just pissing for an half an hour. Then i wake up and run to the toilet with a hurting bladder...

And those dreams when i`m really thirsty, and drink and drink forever, but im still thirsty as hell. Then i wake up and run for water. This usually happens when i`ve been drinking though.

2007-01-22 04:18:29

#15

']['error: Banned; +630|7088|The Netherlands

Fredrik wrote:
No, but I`ve had dreamed that i`m at the toilet, pissing like forever and it never stop, just pissing for an half an hour. Then i wake up and run to the toilet with a hurting bladder...

And those dreams when i`m really thirsty, and drink and drink forever, but im still thirsty as hell. Then i wake up and run for water. This usually happens when i`ve been drinking though.

lol my troath is even more dry than the sahara desert the morning after i went out

2007-01-22 04:18:51

#16

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7042|Cheshire. UK

14 cans of stella .... you will piss yourself......and puke oh and regret it lol.....I do every weekend!!

2007-01-22 04:22:25

#17

claor: Member; +39|6859|Australia

The Magic Mullet wrote:
I don't have these dreams, i'm asking for.... errrrrrrrrrrrr....... a friend.

lol!!

2007-01-22 04:26:29

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7118|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I dont wear an underpant to bed and if I do choose to, I always ask her permission 1st. Can play havoc with the back passage though, Im recovering from some awful chaffing, it's like a cheese cutter I can tell you.

Todays Top Tip:

If your lucky/unlucky enough to share a bed with a chick like I do, tonight for a laugh, wait for her to nod off then give it 30mins before putting her finger in a glass of water and see if she wets the bed then you can take the mick out of her for a change.

2007-01-22 04:47:29

#19

ssonrats: Member; +221|7089

The Magic Mullet wrote:
Is this a milder version of a wet dream?

No. Unless you piss your pants when you get excited

2007-01-22 04:51:03

#20

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|7081|Wigan. Manchester. England.

I did actually piss myself not so long ago. I was having a dream and obviously i was having a slash. Had this great feeling, woke up and realised i was pissing haha.

I got away with it i think

2007-01-22 04:52:14

#21

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7067|Little Bentcock

*giggles* maybe you have just got to learn bladder control, but I doubt its a wet dream.

2007-01-22 05:44:03

#22

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6939|Sydney, Australia

Karnall wrote:
If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.

Can you actually wake up from your dream when you want to?

2007-01-22 05:48:52

#23

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7287|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Vub wrote:
Karnall wrote:
If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.
Can you actually wake up from your dream when you want to?

When I'm dreaming I always think that it's real, even if it's like pin elephants or something, and when I wake up I can't believe how the hell I could have thought that was real.

Would be really cool to have full control over your dream, because it really feels like first and real unlike when you are imagining when awake.

FPS while asleep wtf!

And you can hax all you want to because you're "god" in your own dream w00t!

Last edited by PBAsydney (2007-01-22 05:49:25)

2007-01-22 05:49:21

#24

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6970|Singapore

theres a myth that if you dip a person's palm into a bucket of warm water...the person will pee in his/her bed...

2007-01-22 05:49:34

#25

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6771

scottomus0 wrote:
I did actually piss myself not so long ago. I was having a dream and obviously i was having a slash. Had this great feeling, woke up and realised i was pissing haha.

I got away with it i think

no you didnt you just told the whole bf2s community

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