Email it to mythbusers!jkohlc wrote:
theres a myth that if you dip a person's palm into a bucket of warm water...the person will pee in his/her bed...
Sure did
Im not arsed, aslong as it was shit then its fine lol!
Its mad when your dreaming and your falling or sumert, and as your about to hit the floor you jump out of bed lol.
Im not arsed, aslong as it was shit then its fine lol!
Its mad when your dreaming and your falling or sumert, and as your about to hit the floor you jump out of bed lol.
Not instantly, but when your dreaming and you feel you need a piss in your dream, you'll eventually wake up, sooner rather than later.....hopefully.Vub wrote:
Can you actually wake up from your dream when you want to?Karnall wrote:
If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.
Dude stop drinking all those liquids before you go to bed and for god sakes get the rubber sheets out, Christ it's like taking care four year olds I swear...
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I've forced myself awake from dreams I dont want to be dreaming, and also 'manipulated' others. Think there's a medical term for that..Vub wrote:
Can you actually wake up from your dream when you want to?Karnall wrote:
If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.
Lucid DreamingDarky wrote:
I've forced myself awake from dreams I dont want to be dreaming, and also 'manipulated' others. Think there's a medical term for that..Vub wrote:
Can you actually wake up from your dream when you want to?Karnall wrote:
If your having a slash in your dream it means you need a real slash, wake up and go.
Whenever I'm dreaming I have to pee, it's always me peeing in a really random place, or I'm at a urinal and I'm peeing so much it's bottlenecking. So nothing is coming out but I reallllly have to go. Then I'll think to myself, "oh, I'm probably dreaming, I should wake up and pee." Then I wake up and pee.
stoled from another forum
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
and beat the hell out of everyone around youjoker3327 wrote:
14 cans of stella .... you will piss yourself......and puke oh and regret it lol.....I do every weekend!!
While we're still on the subject i've just been for a slash.
Question. Is it meant to fizz like Lemonade?
Question. Is it meant to fizz like Lemonade?
So you piss acid.The Magic Mullet wrote:
While we're still on the subject i've just been for a slash.
Question. Is it meant to fizz like Lemonade?
This you?
I need around tree fiddy.
Back in the army, we had this one party where we had a LOT of booze!!!
Then later we went back to our unit to get some sleep.
I still remember the dream: Me and the boys were driving with the artillery in the woods, when i suddenly felt that I have to shake hand with the machine master.
So i walked behind a tree and pissed there...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN??? My friend asked me.
Then I woke up, realizing that I was standing at one of my buddies bed and pissing on it...
Well, i went back to sleep and when the morning came everyone was laughing at my and they tried to convince me that I had pissed on my friends bed during the night...
Yeah right, suck it!!! I said.
I didn´t remember anything of the events during the night but when the friends showed the wet bed i went like "WTF????"
Then I got these flashbacks from the night. I suddenly remembered the dream, the sudden wake up and going back to bed...
Later that day I took the stuff from the bed to the laundry, changed it all and when my friend came back that evening from his vacation he was never told about what had happened...
Thank god that the guy didn´t stayed at the unit that night, that would have been some fucked up shit right there!!!!!
Then later we went back to our unit to get some sleep.
I still remember the dream: Me and the boys were driving with the artillery in the woods, when i suddenly felt that I have to shake hand with the machine master.
So i walked behind a tree and pissed there...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN??? My friend asked me.
Then I woke up, realizing that I was standing at one of my buddies bed and pissing on it...
Well, i went back to sleep and when the morning came everyone was laughing at my and they tried to convince me that I had pissed on my friends bed during the night...
Yeah right, suck it!!! I said.
I didn´t remember anything of the events during the night but when the friends showed the wet bed i went like "WTF????"
Then I got these flashbacks from the night. I suddenly remembered the dream, the sudden wake up and going back to bed...
Later that day I took the stuff from the bed to the laundry, changed it all and when my friend came back that evening from his vacation he was never told about what had happened...
Thank god that the guy didn´t stayed at the unit that night, that would have been some fucked up shit right there!!!!!
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