ESC>DISCONNECT>LOOK FOR A BETTER SERVERsnipen_u wrote:
[snip]p.s. yeah im one of those people who sets up a squad on your carrier and shoots you down as you try to take off (takes off shirt) ...what are you gonna do huh? whata you gonna do? lmao
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To #1 Thats very funny mate, i wish i was there to see it.
1 glitch i ve seen maybe 3 times is, in a split second, a guy pops up from nowhere a couple of meters in front of me and before i can shoot him, he falls to the ground, dies and disapears again. No kitbag/body remaining like they normally do.
Some days ago, i got kicked for tking but i def didnt tk any1 on purpose. On wake i was playing us and when the game restarted we all ran to the blackhawk and the only thing i did was press e to get in it. When i got in it, i somehow killed 2 teammates, god knows how, i didnt fire my weapon at all. I was kicked for tking by an admin who was watchin it all and when i got back on and talked to the admin about it, he told me it was some sort of known bug/glitch/whatever in bf2 and not to worry about it. Have u guys ever heard of it?
1 glitch i ve seen maybe 3 times is, in a split second, a guy pops up from nowhere a couple of meters in front of me and before i can shoot him, he falls to the ground, dies and disapears again. No kitbag/body remaining like they normally do.
Some days ago, i got kicked for tking but i def didnt tk any1 on purpose. On wake i was playing us and when the game restarted we all ran to the blackhawk and the only thing i did was press e to get in it. When i got in it, i somehow killed 2 teammates, god knows how, i didnt fire my weapon at all. I was kicked for tking by an admin who was watchin it all and when i got back on and talked to the admin about it, he told me it was some sort of known bug/glitch/whatever in bf2 and not to worry about it. Have u guys ever heard of it?
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Funniest glitch I have seen was when I got hit directly by arty in karkland. I was next to a building and flew upward, right into a sign sticking off the building. Some how my head got stuck in the sigh. The body was actualy lifting and falling abit the entier time due to the glitch, and it made my arms and legs twitch. It looked like I got a rocket boost, shoved my head into the sign and died of a broke neck, full with spams.
Yea I wish I had fraps running for that, had me lauging for most of the round.
Yea I wish I had fraps running for that, had me lauging for most of the round.
The best glitch I ever saw was on Karkland. My squad member was driving an APC over the bridge that had blown stopped so it was tilting over the edge. An engineer was fixing the bridge at that moment and suddenly the bridge was repaired with the APC sticking right through it. Funny thing is the guy got stuck in the APC because the game woldn't let him exit. I wish I had a screen shot of the APC sticking right through the bridge.
The funniest thing that happened to me was on Dragon Valley. I was hit by atry that blew me 50ft into the air, over a building and into a valley. But I was still alive with one bar! However, I was laughing so much I didn't hit F9 before I hit the ground.
The funniest thing that happened to me was on Dragon Valley. I was hit by atry that blew me 50ft into the air, over a building and into a valley. But I was still alive with one bar! However, I was laughing so much I didn't hit F9 before I hit the ground.
i think all these glitches are just Predators messing with us
Please say you got a screenshot of this. I would love to see it!BlacksCougars wrote:
Look under my name on the left side of my post, thats what my little phrase means, jumping off buildings with no kit. To do that you have to revive someone when there is no kit near them, the best way to do this is to keep picking up the kit until it is dropped a fair bit away from the dead guy, like picvk it up, then sep back a bit pick up your old one and repeat till its pretty far away from them, then revive him and he'll have no kit and run around with his arms poking out, if you kill him and revive him his arms will be in different positions. I once got my friend to have his arms by his side like superman flying and then got him to jump off the hotel roof in Karkand and he looked like he could fly. Thats why I have that phrase beside my name.he_who_says_zonk wrote:
my favourite glitch is the one where revived players sometimes have mental bodies, like the arms are out at a T shape to the body, (i think it is when they have knife out), they look so freaky, it scares and amuses me when they run at me like that
i have also had 2 wierd things 1 time i was chilling in a jeep when suddenly i saw anti-tank aiming at me so i drove at him in a suicide attempt cuz i thought i was going to die but suddenly i made a bunny hop and the rocket passed below me and i saw the guy looking at me like WTF dude so i kept driving at hem and killed him man i was so reliefd the other thing was i was flying in an chopper and i saw another chopper i had no gunner and i was reloading rockets then i flew at the enemy chopper and preciesly at that time the 2 -F-35 and 1 mig-29 flew at me and crashed me but everyone in the sky was dead cuz my heli that was broke just in an weird way was boosted to the mig-29 and i got the kill but also got 1 tk
I remember blowing up someone with the Grenade Launcher. Such what the force of the launcher that it forced his corpse into the hard road with just his legs sticking straight up in the air.
Too bad I can't take screenshots huh?
Are you sure you can do that whole "Take away a players kit" thing in just 15 seconds?
Too bad I can't take screenshots huh?
Are you sure you can do that whole "Take away a players kit" thing in just 15 seconds?
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Mine was on Dalian, I got shot down over water (D'OH!) and was swimming toward the docks when I saw a guy 75ft in the air in a sitting possition. No chopper, just a guy. I stared at him for a minute like WTF!? Then he got nailed by a M95. The body just fell backwards....Weird.
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Integrity first, service before self, excellence in all we do.
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Sometimes in the old game (1942) when you drove around, a tank would land right infront of me. It just came from nowhere, dropping from the sky. That was so weird! And once in the messerschmitt on some map dont remember the name, a tiger tank spawned right infront of me. And i was in the air!
Hey RAIMIUS. Did the guy you saw on dalian looked like that one?
LOL...nice oneJodah3 wrote:
Happened to me last night and just thought I'd share it.
I was playing Warlord and spawned as a Sniper at the TV Station, so I ran up to the roof to check for other snipers. I found one prone on top of the building across the road (I think its the Plaza spawnpoint, its the one to the SW).
So I took aim, fired, headshot, dead. Except rather than laying there like he should have the guy's body exploded like it had been hit with artillery and was it was flung COMPLETELY across the street right at me and landed at my feet on the TV Tower!
I just kinda looked at the body for sec, looked at my M95, slowly put the gun down, and walked away....
As a side note: I'm certain he wasn't killed by artillery, I got the kill credit and no artiillery was in sight.
maybe he was placing a AT mine and you've hit the mineJodah3 wrote:
Happened to me last night and just thought I'd share it.
I was playing Warlord and spawned as a Sniper at the TV Station, so I ran up to the roof to check for other snipers. I found one prone on top of the building across the road (I think its the Plaza spawnpoint, its the one to the SW).
So I took aim, fired, headshot, dead. Except rather than laying there like he should have the guy's body exploded like it had been hit with artillery and was it was flung COMPLETELY across the street right at me and landed at my feet on the TV Tower!
I just kinda looked at the body for sec, looked at my M95, slowly put the gun down, and walked away....
As a side note: I'm certain he wasn't killed by artillery, I got the kill credit and no artiillery was in sight.
last night i saw a guy sticking out of the ground http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4850 … 0359if.jpg next moment he looked like he got blown up and flew a couple of meters trough the air and then he vanished again without leaving a body. It looked rather funny tho
Lol. The guy on your image looks like a little ape.
or a midgetCL_Crusader wrote:
Lol. The guy on your image looks like a little ape.
good if the m95 had the power of a AWP in cs 1 shot kill even in the hand and that huge BANG!!
im telling you guys its preditor
i'm suprised no one shouted hacker lolBlacksCougars wrote:
Look under my name on the left side of my post, thats what my little phrase means, jumping off buildings with no kit. To do that you have to revive someone when there is no kit near them, the best way to do this is to keep picking up the kit until it is dropped a fair bit away from the dead guy, like picvk it up, then sep back a bit pick up your old one and repeat till its pretty far away from them, then revive him and he'll have no kit and run around with his arms poking out, if you kill him and revive him his arms will be in different positions. I once got my friend to have his arms by his side like superman flying and then got him to jump off the hotel roof in Karkand and he looked like he could fly. Thats why I have that phrase beside my name.he_who_says_zonk wrote:
my favourite glitch is the one where revived players sometimes have mental bodies, like the arms are out at a T shape to the body, (i think it is when they have knife out), they look so freaky, it scares and amuses me when they run at me like that
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