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The first thing you should do is hire a private yacht whilst you ponder this problem. I would recommend the Alysia at $661,000 per week: -
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You will need a private jet, fully crewed, on standby so that when you have your answer you can get back to class without delay. This should only cost you approximately $10,000 per hour: -
http://www.execjet.co.uk/bbj.htm
You will also need assistance in deciding how best to waste money and I am certain there will be no end of people that would assist you in your task for a hefty daily fee. Let's say a staff of 10 beautiful females? Clothes? Maybe if you can afford it.
A good start. When you've got all of this sorted, you can start thinking clearly. Let me know and I'll come and help you (for a fee of course!).
http://www.edmistoncompany.com/content/ … rRate=any#
You will need a private jet, fully crewed, on standby so that when you have your answer you can get back to class without delay. This should only cost you approximately $10,000 per hour: -
http://www.execjet.co.uk/bbj.htm
You will also need assistance in deciding how best to waste money and I am certain there will be no end of people that would assist you in your task for a hefty daily fee. Let's say a staff of 10 beautiful females? Clothes? Maybe if you can afford it.
A good start. When you've got all of this sorted, you can start thinking clearly. Let me know and I'll come and help you (for a fee of course!).
Uh, quickest way would be once you get the money (in cash form) just drop it and walk away. Done.
Pokemon Cards...
The most efficient way is to buy the NFL´s Arizona Cardinals, MLB´s Kansas City Royals and just give it to George W. Bush.
Go to Lost Paychecks..., I mean, Las Vegas. At least there you have a chance of getting more money while wasting money. Unless of course you are just a kick ass poker player or something...?
Last edited by Smoke_Deez (2007-01-28 01:10:01)
Are you sure that there is an efficient way of wasting money ?
I don't think so. In the end, we're just dust and bones.
I don't think so. In the end, we're just dust and bones.
The most efficient way of wasting money is by trying not to waste money.
Just leave it in the bank, cancel all debits, and don't use you card. Its efficient because you don't put it there, your employer does, and its wasteful because it is sat there doing shit all. Easiest way to let money go to waste.