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The phrase Slam in the Lamb is.


Blodwyn is getting much better in the house now as she dosen't seem to poo all over the place, instead just towards the back door.  I had a visit off an officer of the law recently and after bribing him with jelly tots and a pack of munchies he left convinced there is nothing wrong with keeping a pet sheep in the bedroom.

Thinking back to my younger days I feel a miners hat and light would of come in handy with some of the munters Ive pulled in some of Cardiff's finest drinking holes.  A pickaxe would of come in useful aswell but while the bouncers allow you wear miners helmets/lights in the clubs theyve cracked down on the pick axe's.

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

1927 wrote:

Thinking back to my younger days I feel a miners hat and light would of come in handy with some of the munters Ive pulled in some of Cardiff's finest drinking holes.  A pickaxe would of come in useful aswell but while the bouncers allow you wear miners helmets/lights in the clubs theyve cracked down on the pick axe's.

I wish i could give me karma to all of you but alas i can't,Maybe i should offer a piece of myself...
My lower ear lobe maybe?

Nowt wrong with mutton either,least you know everything is in good working order.
I mean aslong as you fills the gap's all is good.

Bagsy your right buttock.

1927 wrote:

Just think, the next time you sit down with the family to tuck into Roast Lamb, thats the second time It's been roasted.

We shag em, you eat em.

That's baaaaaaa--aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaad.

Milk.org wrote:

Have you ever eaten a sausage and mayonnaise sandwich and felt a bit gay afterwards?

Never.

Although I once filled my mouth with milk and let it dribble out of the corners just to see what it'd be like to be the target in a bukkake party.

Milk.org wrote:

Have you ever eaten a sausage and mayonnaise sandwich and felt a bit gay afterwards?

lol, nah its gotta be ketchup with sausage sarny.

I think I'd want to move county!

If you were happy with your sexuality it wouldn't be a problem. Gay people pick up this insecurity and use it against you. If you stop fighting your homosexual urges and go with it..you might like it.

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joker3327 wrote:

nah I like being ripped off at every occasion....horrible beer and shitty weather just not whilst the mullet is dribbling!!  :-D

The word you're looking for is drooling you hunka hunka man!

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

joker3327 wrote:

nah I like being ripped off at every occasion....horrible beer and shitty weather just not whilst the mullet is dribbling!!  :-D

The word you're looking for is drooling you hunka hunka man!

Oh no ...its definatley  dribble.....in a lusty way

<<<Does same as Mullet, only in the opposite corner, in case Mullet tries to bend one in and slip me a crippler!

JahManRed wrote:

If you were happy with your sexuality it wouldn't be a problem. Gay people pick up this insecurity and use it against you. If you stop fighting your homosexual urges and go with it..you might like it.

I suppose is it actually impossible to offend a gay, if their idea of fun is a cock up the arse, then so be it.... Can't think of anything more humiliating myself.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Is it true that you can cause yourself brain damage when trying to force out a large poo?

I'm not sure,even worse if there is a penis imprint in there...

Sure it would cause a vein to pop.

edit-Actually i begining to get worried about all my gay comments.

Last edited by {uscm}Jyden (2007-01-30 05:56:53)