iPoon.be
Internet Poon
+145|6800|Belgium

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

Behind the scope of a L96A1.
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|6877|Parainen, Finland
Ahhh.... logging in to a server that isn´t German... Tha´t makes me feel comfortable...

If I log in to a German server I get pissed off immediately...Why???

Well!!!!!

1. I join the game, this is the part where i see the first kick vote on me!!!

2. "Bist du ein Nazi, Uberstrombahnfeuhrer???" Is the second thing I read

3. "Penner, pisser, H4x0r, usen sie cheaten????"  Are the next messages I get from my fellow europeans....

4. I get rammed by enemies and team mates!!!!!! "Ich bin ein Jude, Uber" is the next they write to me..

5. Kicking [FF]Ubersturmbannfuhre   Change your nick!!!!!  (Well, isn´t that easy)

So If I wanna feel threatened and get some adrenaline shocks, all I have to do is to find a German server...
Drexel
Member
+43|6747|Philadelphia
What is most soothing to me in-game is when I'm sitting in the pilot seat of a bomber (that's a rarity) and the other team doesn't have an airfield.   Easy points without having to think and react fast.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7037|UK
When im kicking ass.
GuliblGuy
Zulu son, what!?!
+79|7056|Anaheim, CA

Infantry only, with some tunes playing in the background, in a squad with my clanmates . . .
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6740

In a J-10 of course.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
demois411
Member
+1|6636

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

Ahhh.... logging in to a server that isn´t German... Tha´t makes me feel comfortable...

If I log in to a German server I get pissed off immediately...Why???

Well!!!!!

1. I join the game, this is the part where i see the first kick vote on me!!!

2. "Bist du ein Nazi, Uberstrombahnfeuhrer???" Is the second thing I read

3. "Penner, pisser, H4x0r, usen sie cheaten????"  Are the next messages I get from my fellow europeans....

4. I get rammed by enemies and team mates!!!!!! "Ich bin ein Jude, Uber" is the next they write to me..

5. Kicking [FF]Ubersturmbannfuhre   Change your nick!!!!!  (Well, isn´t that easy)

So If I wanna feel threatened and get some adrenaline shocks, all I have to do is to find a German server...
What is wrong with your username?
SizzlingMidget
Member
+39|6570|UK
When i am in a force of 20, going around the map pwning and capping flags
adv3rsary
Member
+28|6987
a j10 ... if there was immortality in bf2, it'd be in a j10
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|6950|In You Endo- Stoke
When i'm running around kicking ass with my M95.

Or when im in a squad with me mates with a spliff in my hand.
Drunk_Musketeer
To be honest I don't care anyway..
+57|7009|Great Wall
A glass of Irish Cream Liqueur a day keeps my blood pressure low.. SVD makes me feel strong.. and I feel great when I have spawn and doesn't get killed a few seconds later.. so I can have time to check what's going on around me

Last edited by Drunk_Musketeer (2007-01-30 11:35:34)

LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6980|Charlie One Alpha
The moment someone says (actually happened):
"It's cunts like LaidBackNinja who ruin this game, they rape you in the chopper and there is nothing you can do about it."
The moment someone says that you know no-one can even touch you. They have a chopper of their own, and they could always spawn as AT and send a rocket in my face, but they don't. They've already given up and I know I'm good to just rape the everlasting shit out of them.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|6877|Parainen, Finland

demois411 wrote:

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

Ahhh.... logging in to a server that isn´t German... Tha´t makes me feel comfortable...

If I log in to a German server I get pissed off immediately...Why???

Well!!!!!

1. I join the game, this is the part where i see the first kick vote on me!!!

2. "Bist du ein Nazi, Uberstrombahnfeuhrer???" Is the second thing I read

3. "Penner, pisser, H4x0r, usen sie cheaten????"  Are the next messages I get from my fellow europeans....

4. I get rammed by enemies and team mates!!!!!! "Ich bin ein Jude, Uber" is the next they write to me..

5. Kicking [FF]Ubersturmbannfuhre   Change your nick!!!!!  (Well, isn´t that easy)

So If I wanna feel threatened and get some adrenaline shocks, all I have to do is to find a German server...
What is wrong with your username?
They mix it with Obersturmbannfuhrer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obersturmbannf%C3%BChrer

A nazi rank similar to lieutenant colonel.....

I took mine from this person:  http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/20 … olice.html

It was something different and still sounds like a war name!!!!!
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|6598|Australia

SargeV1.4 wrote:

breath calmly, back straight, look closely at my screen
clear mind of all thoughts and other activity.
the next step I can't really describe..
then I tense up, and go into a kind of state where I can't think anymore, just do whatever I have to do in the game. Extremely fast responses, and snap-on aim are the result.
I can't keep it up for very long, maybe 1-2 hours, and I get a headache from it.
Ditto. +1 4 U.

Karkand/Sharqi, in a good squad, making swiss cheese of enemy soldiers with my shotgun does it for me as well.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6841|Portland, OR, USA

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

Wearing a thong
That was really unexpected.  I'm not guna lie, I loled
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6971|MoVal So-Cal

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

Behind the scope of a L96A1.
ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|6929|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
when im in a j10, i feel safe.
keyoshi
Member
+28|6691
I feel safest in a J-10 of course.....with my pathetic 6:1 k:d x_x .... but also on Tc infantry only with some AC/DC  or something playing in the background with an L96/SVD.
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6734|A W S M F O X
To really get my game on, i'll start off with some J-10 wake whoring, always with either Guitar Wolf or some DJ Sharpnel pounding away. After a few rounds of this, ill do some sniping, any map, usually close range, dynamic sniping with SVD, M95 or L96.

After sniping, follow up with some heavy medic whoring, usually getting as many Paddle kills as possible.

Thats usually 3 hours in, after that im totally pumped and i tend to get awesome.

And Guitar Wolf/any awesome music is ALWAYS playing.

Last edited by JET_G raidensen (2007-01-31 01:18:44)

maniacmattie
Karma Whore.. LOL
+27|6572

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

Behind the scope of a L96A1.
damn straight, anything else, i turn into rambo, usually resulting in death (my own)
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6892|Gold coast, Aus.

genius_man16 wrote:

for some reason i can't keep my cool, i just get too much adrenaline, lol
Same lmao.

What gets me in the zone, probably charging hotel for a re-cap with my AK-101 when i know fair well theres 6 + people there, kill them all. It makes me happy in the pants.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6903|Finland

A good old fashioned Havok strafe-rape with Ubersturmbannfuhrer. (On servers where attacking uncaps is allowed, that is).

Hovering and slowly strafing behind the carrier, firing the occasional hellfire, while leaving Uber to do the gunning.

You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You killed [insert nick here]
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist
You got a Driver kill assist

Last edited by DonFck (2007-01-31 02:14:39)

I need around tree fiddy.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6790|Adelaide, South Australia

Playing Sharqui. Doesn't matter what team, doesn't matter what kit.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6779|Bournemouth, South England
Being sat in a hot steam room wearing spandex, with a ball taped into my mouth.
s()mtingWong
Member
+48|6964
Im most comfortable when knowing everyone on the enemys team is newbs, and gets excited when im playing against above average players.

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