I'm married.
My wife gets new tires and a good working over.
My wife gets new tires and a good working over.
And by work over do you mean "over haul"??
I'm gonna give her a stiff punch in the temple. That'll teach her.
I'm thinking of giving a VD on VD. Naw, not really.
We're just going to eat somewhere cheap and uncroweded. We're having our baby in 2-3 months, so we gotta watch our money right now. I pre-ordered the new Harry Potter special edition book for her bday, so I can slide on VD.
We're just going to eat somewhere cheap and uncroweded. We're having our baby in 2-3 months, so we gotta watch our money right now. I pre-ordered the new Harry Potter special edition book for her bday, so I can slide on VD.
WTF?!?!?!?!Obiwan wrote:
I hate single life.
Single Life FTW!
haha i'm going to have fun
i have the valentine already
yet no money for a gift
oh god shes going to be so impressed...
i have the valentine already
yet no money for a gift
oh god shes going to be so impressed...
?? meaning she's going to be impressed by nothing?
no i was being a bit sarcasticcpt.fass1 wrote:
?? meaning she's going to be impressed by nothing?
she will be very very unimpressed because i won't have got her anything, and i know she won't but apart from steal theres nothing i can do about it
its like watching the shit flying towards the fan and being unable to find cover
Oh I was going to say you were lucky finding a girl who's impressed by nothing. I do nothing all the time and noone seemed to impressed, I was going to give you thumbs up..
And just cause you don't have money doesn't mean you don't have to give her nothing. Use you're imagination, make a card or something
And just cause you don't have money doesn't mean you don't have to give her nothing. Use you're imagination, make a card or something
You gotta love the drunk fighting of the IrishCameronPoe wrote:
I'm gonna give her a stiff punch in the temple. That'll teach her.
Make sure you trim the thorns of that rose stem - otherwise your going to bring tears to your eyes.hate&discontent wrote:
My wife is getting a card and my member wrapped in a bow! maybe a rose too
And here I thought it was Venereal Disease Day.
In a way it might be actually.
In a way it might be actually.
My missus will get a treat alright, all wrapped up.....in a big fat fkn boxing glove.
In all seriousness, no.stkhoplite wrote:
WTF?!?!?!?!Obiwan wrote:
I hate single life.
Single Life FTW!
And Towelly wins. But tbh having a fuck buddy is the best. God damn its good, doesnt stop me roving but i always have sex if and when i want it.
i'm not six a hand made card would not go down well lolcpt.fass1 wrote:
Oh I was going to say you were lucky finding a girl who's impressed by nothing. I do nothing all the time and noone seemed to impressed, I was going to give you thumbs up..
And just cause you don't have money doesn't mean you don't have to give her nothing. Use you're imagination, make a card or something
the only other thing i could really give her is pregnancy and well...just no...
Yes with your hand hehehehehehehevilham wrote:
And Towelly wins. But tbh having a fuck buddy is the best. God damn its good, doesnt stop me roving but i always have sex if and when i want it.
Go stud boy.