Mine is that i got drunk off half of a girly drink, soooooo not true, it's only bad because everyone heard it, hahahaha proved them wrong, What's yours?
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that im incredibly lame, and not cool at all
Huh?some_random_panda wrote:
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Removed for personal reasons.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
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There was a rumor going around my high school senior year that I was ambushed by a group of teachers who disliked me during my senior picnic. Yes, a picnic. Don't ask, it's just a stupid ritual my school has.
The rumor got real popular and eventually the local police interviewed (I was going to say interrogated, but it didn't sound right, although it's more the right word to use lol) the suspected teachers and they all denied it. Oddly enough, no one ever asked me what happened. Except for a few friends.
Good times.
The rumor got real popular and eventually the local police interviewed (I was going to say interrogated, but it didn't sound right, although it's more the right word to use lol) the suspected teachers and they all denied it. Oddly enough, no one ever asked me what happened. Except for a few friends.
Good times.
Thankfully as a moderator I get a nifty little history button so I could read everything. Had to issue out some black eyes huh?some_random_panda wrote:
Removed for personal reasons.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
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[Blinking eyes thing]
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Abuse of power! Abuse of power!Ty wrote:
Thankfully as a moderator I get a nifty little history button so I could read everything. Had to issue out some black eyes huh?some_random_panda wrote:
Removed for personal reasons.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Huh?
Pretty much.Ty wrote:
Thankfully as a moderator I get a nifty little history button so I could read everything. Had to issue out some black eyes huh?some_random_panda wrote:
Removed for personal reasons.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Huh?
fine remove the thread, i couldnt care less!
I disagree, this thread actually has some potential to be humorous. As with 85% of the useless threads out there now, I wouldn't mind reading this.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
fine remove the thread, i couldnt care less!
Sorry? I can't remove threads, and I don't think Ty wants to either.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
fine remove the thread, i couldnt care less!
Worst thing spread about me? That would have to be when this dog of a ex-girlfriend I had told everyone at school that I had slept with her, and everyone believed her. It pissed me off because no one believed me and this girl was a complete ugly pile of shit, what the fuck was I thinking.
I'd like to share the rumor about me, but since this is a semi-childfriendly forum, I think I'll pass
I need around tree fiddy.
Just because there is an overabundance of Children, doesn't mean we're child friendly. Look at Michael Jackson.DonFck wrote:
I'd like to share the rumor about me, but since this is a semi-childfriendly forum, I think I'll pass
Very honorable of you</sarcasm>Ty wrote:
Thankfully as a moderator I get a nifty little history button so I could read everything. Had to issue out some black eyes huh?some_random_panda wrote:
Removed for personal reasons.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Huh?
That in high school I "had a romantic encounter" with a block of cheese.
I was moving it around without my trousers on though.
It was REALLY BIG! I had to cradle it with both arms!
The block of cheese!........
Shame on you all...
I was moving it around without my trousers on though.
It was REALLY BIG! I had to cradle it with both arms!
The block of cheese!........
Shame on you all...
But I.. can't..Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Just because there is an overabundance of Children, doesn't mean we're child friendly. Look at Michael Jackson.DonFck wrote:
I'd like to share the rumor about me, but since this is a semi-childfriendly forum, I think I'll pass
Although some of these are worse..
I need around tree fiddy.
come on Don, don't be a pussy !DonFck wrote:
But I.. can't..Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Just because there is an overabundance of Children, doesn't mean we're child friendly. Look at Michael Jackson.DonFck wrote:
I'd like to share the rumor about me, but since this is a semi-childfriendly forum, I think I'll pass
Although some of these are worse..
Right..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
come on Don, don't be a pussy !DonFck wrote:
But I.. can't..Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Just because there is an overabundance of Children, doesn't mean we're child friendly. Look at Michael Jackson.
Although some of these are worse..
There's an ongoing rumor still today that I would be massively hung.
The rumor originates from 1999, I think. My friend and I were at his girlfriends house and were going to the sauna. As my friend was a bit drunk he looked down, and probably estimated the size of my schlong a bit to the generous side. (It's a quite normal piece of equipment, IMO - I never compare, though).
As it turns out, he keeps spreading the same rumor still today in a suburb in Turku. When I go out for beers with him at the local suburb pub and he gets too much to drink, he starts bragging to the ladies about the size of my package.
What makes this the worst rumor, is that I can now never engage in any sexual activities with the women of that subcommunity because of their expectations.
Last edited by DonFck (2007-02-21 01:34:59)
I need around tree fiddy.
lots of big words there...DonFck wrote:
Right..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
come on Don, don't be a pussy !DonFck wrote:
But I.. can't..
Although some of these are worse..
There's an ongoing rumor still today that I would be massively hung.
The rumor originates from 1999, I think. My friend and I were at his girlfriends house and were going to the sauna. As my friend was a bit drunk he looked down, and probably estimated the size of my schlong a bit to the generous side. (It's a quite normal piece of equipment, IMO - I never compare, though).
As it turns out, he keeps spreading the same rumor still today in a suburb in Turku. When I go out for beers with him at the local suburb pub and he gets too much to drink, he starts bragging to the ladies about the size of my package.
What makes this the worst rumor, is that I can now never engage in any sexual activities with the women of that subcommunity because of their expectations.
oh yeah, that i was gay...assholes
Last edited by <<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven (2007-02-21 01:46:00)
Abuse of power? everyone should be able to do that{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
Abuse of power! Abuse of power!Ty wrote:
Thankfully as a moderator I get a nifty little history button so I could read everything. Had to issue out some black eyes huh?some_random_panda wrote:
Removed for personal reasons.
For me i dunno, i expect there might be a few spreading after a drinking binge last Saturday.
Just let the women down gently don't run away!!DonFck wrote:
What makes this the worst rumor, is that I can now never engage in any adult activities with the women of that subcommunity because of their expectations.
where is the rumor in that<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
lots of big words there...DonFck wrote:
Right..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
come on Don, don't be a pussy !
There's an ongoing rumor still today that I would be massively hung.
The rumor originates from 1999, I think. My friend and I were at his girlfriends house and were going to the sauna. As my friend was a bit drunk he looked down, and probably estimated the size of my schlong a bit to the generous side. (It's a quite normal piece of equipment, IMO - I never compare, though).
As it turns out, he keeps spreading the same rumor still today in a suburb in Turku. When I go out for beers with him at the local suburb pub and he gets too much to drink, he starts bragging to the ladies about the size of my package.
What makes this the worst rumor, is that I can now never engage in any sexual activities with the women of that subcommunity because of their expectations.
oh yeah, that i was gay...assholes
two rumors that I can think of.
first, was more of a joke rumor rather than people believing it to be true.
It started and ended within a week when I worked at a Solicitors as the IT guy. There was this woman who delt with the accounts and was a good laugh, she liked a bit of a drink. One day I was emailing my mate, a guy mate who I have known for years. In that kind of metrosexual sort of way, he always ended his emails and text messages with a 'x', and at times I would do the same to him. Both of us are straight and we only did it for more of a personal joke type thing.
But anyway, one day he had emailed me some stuff and I printed it out. On this particular occasion though, he had ended his email with something like "love Dave x". I forgot that I had printed it out and the accounts lady had picked it up and read it. She then put 1 and 1 together and got 3! at the end of the week everyone from the office went out for a few drinks and she mentioned it in front of everyone, but they all know I am stright so we all laughed it off. No biggy.
Second, was actually started by me.
Was going out with this girl for a while who I was really into. We used to go out on different nights of the week for drinks and meals, and some of the times on saturday nights. I would have to get up early on sunday morning and go to work, so a lot of the time over a two month period, I would phone in sick to work. But after a while I would have to come up with new reasons for why I could not come in.
"I was ill"
"I had hurt my back"
"My Cat had died and I was upset"
"I missed my bus and would be late" etc...
but on one sunday morning, probably still drunk from the night before, I phoned up and told the manager that I had been walking home from the club the night before with my girlfriend and had been beaten up by a group of guys!
I knew this was not true, a couple of my friends knew this was not true, but everyone that I worked with believed it.
So for many years now people believe that I was beaten up when it is totally untrue.
first, was more of a joke rumor rather than people believing it to be true.
It started and ended within a week when I worked at a Solicitors as the IT guy. There was this woman who delt with the accounts and was a good laugh, she liked a bit of a drink. One day I was emailing my mate, a guy mate who I have known for years. In that kind of metrosexual sort of way, he always ended his emails and text messages with a 'x', and at times I would do the same to him. Both of us are straight and we only did it for more of a personal joke type thing.
But anyway, one day he had emailed me some stuff and I printed it out. On this particular occasion though, he had ended his email with something like "love Dave x". I forgot that I had printed it out and the accounts lady had picked it up and read it. She then put 1 and 1 together and got 3! at the end of the week everyone from the office went out for a few drinks and she mentioned it in front of everyone, but they all know I am stright so we all laughed it off. No biggy.
Second, was actually started by me.
Was going out with this girl for a while who I was really into. We used to go out on different nights of the week for drinks and meals, and some of the times on saturday nights. I would have to get up early on sunday morning and go to work, so a lot of the time over a two month period, I would phone in sick to work. But after a while I would have to come up with new reasons for why I could not come in.
"I was ill"
"I had hurt my back"
"My Cat had died and I was upset"
"I missed my bus and would be late" etc...
but on one sunday morning, probably still drunk from the night before, I phoned up and told the manager that I had been walking home from the club the night before with my girlfriend and had been beaten up by a group of guys!
I knew this was not true, a couple of my friends knew this was not true, but everyone that I worked with believed it.
So for many years now people believe that I was beaten up when it is totally untrue.
oh hardy har har har says the man with the baseball sig^*AlphA*^ wrote:
where is the rumor in that<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
lots of big words there...DonFck wrote:
Right..
There's an ongoing rumor still today that I would be massively hung.
The rumor originates from 1999, I think. My friend and I were at his girlfriends house and were going to the sauna. As my friend was a bit drunk he looked down, and probably estimated the size of my schlong a bit to the generous side. (It's a quite normal piece of equipment, IMO - I never compare, though).
As it turns out, he keeps spreading the same rumor still today in a suburb in Turku. When I go out for beers with him at the local suburb pub and he gets too much to drink, he starts bragging to the ladies about the size of my package.
What makes this the worst rumor, is that I can now never engage in any sexual activities with the women of that subcommunity because of their expectations.
oh yeah, that i was gay...assholes
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