1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6918|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Full squad on Clean Sweep, we had the Blackhawk after waiting for it to return, waiting for squad members to spawn with us, waiting for some of them to be meds, some to be ammo, we had the best pilot in the squad flying, it had taken ages to set up correctly. Round Ends.

Next round we all know what to do but we didn't get the blackhawk first, so we wait, get raped,  re spawn, get raped, you know how it is.

Then were all ready and we're off, the Med is on a gun, the Support is on a gun, the Engineer has spanner at the ready and we have the C4 chuckers ready to fling the C4 out over bases.  The pilot is shit hot, avoiding missles, rammers all kinds of tricks, first base we get to and the plan kicks in, C4 is getting chucked out like its going out of fashion, 1,2,3,4,5 boom.  The top left of the screen went green, the Speical Op's guy got auto-kicked for tk'ing and the rest of us are crying with laughter over voip.  He had gotten a lil to enthuisiastic with chucking the packs down and blew us all up.

We re-spawned and thought fuck it, just play normally now, we were still laughing by the time he re-joined server, swapped teams and joined squad.  We even had to explain what had happened to him.  He was really apolagetic but there was no need to be as he was one of us, one of the reg's.  Just about all of us had been drinking/smoking probably both and this is without doubt not only my most memorable moment of bf2 but my funniest.
tahadar
Sniper!!
+183|6983|Pakistan/England

ssonrats wrote:

My best moments when i was playing bf2 back in the day on PTG city maps, i played like 4-5 hr a day when getting points was fun
haha totally remember those days! they shouldnt have shut that server down
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|6933|"The Empire"
When they very first nerfed the AA & ground defence badge, i actually laughed as i got TKed for the linebacker!!!
BakaBakaNeko2
Sniper Kitten Wins !
+16|6539|Malaysia
Knifing a few people at Karkand who just walked right past me (yes they were walking right towards my general direction) when they failed to notice me sniping at that position.
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|6843|S.C.
As a sniper ran around a corner to see enemy assault kit running at me. Dived back behind corner and stood just behind the edge and knifed him as he came around.
Running over people using the blackhawk.
Standing on a red barrel with a shotgun.
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6593|Belfast
Shooting down a AH-1Z in 1.0 with a pistol!!!!!
i could swear he called me a hacker
meh who cares now that was like 9 months ago
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6637|Southern California
I was playing wake as an engineer with pump shotty and ran over a hill into a full squad of 5.

I laid them all out with one shot each, as fast as the thing can fire. Musta startled the hell out of them because they barely got a shot off on me.

Last edited by VicktorVauhn (2007-02-22 14:57:08)

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd
Member
+169|6991|Mexico City
Easy:

PWNING  |TOP| bonobos, 1 vs 6+choppa,  just me and my tank.

Last edited by Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd (2007-02-22 14:59:52)

CloakedStarship
Member
+76|6810
Me and a clan mate decided to have some dalian fun, we got ourselves a cobra and went J-10 hunting.

I nailed one with a TV, shot one down with the dummy missiles, and my clanmate got 3 TV kills.  The J-10's ended up avoiding us for the rest of the round.

Note:  These J-10's were not slowing down
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6965|California

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

Easy:

PWNING  |TOP| bonobos, 1 vs 6+choppa,  just me and my tank.
The amount of shit inside your head is unfathomable.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6842|Seattle

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

Easy:

PWNING  |TOP| bonobos, 1 vs 6+choppa,  just me and my tank.
Don't just come into a thread to start shit. Thanks,
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6868|Camp XRay

King_County_Downy wrote:

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

Easy:

PWNING  |TOP| bonobos, 1 vs 6+choppa,  just me and my tank.
Don't just come into a thread to start shit. Thanks,
lol silly poor mexican kid
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weasel_thingo
Member
+74|6572
when i knifed 5 people. My friend who was next to me was commander and told me to watch out for a squad entering the backyard on mashtuur i was sniper and i went to knife them in the back but as i got close they all dispersed into the main backyard area and then i charged at one he saw me and started shooting i jumped went prone and stabbed him by then another two people were alerted by the shooting and saw me and started shooting i ran at one jumping around at him then got him then i got the other and ran to the last guy who was looking the other way capturing the flag i then ran at him he turned around just in time to see my hand coming right at his face. my friend next to me was watching it from the aerial view laughing.
nonexistentusmc
Member
+26|6690|Queens, NYC
LOL, the most memorable was back in my stupid days. I didn't know how powerful a MEC chopper was back then, and neither did I know how to fly or gun it either. So my friend, being the seasoned veteran that he is, invites me into the gunner's seat and we fly off, him not knowing I don't chopper often. This is in Oman and we go to the middle spawn area, where the crane is because it's the last USMC spawn area left other than the carrier. All the while we were flying, my lil brother comes into my room asking for something, and I got distracted, and at the same time, my friend is yelling on Vent for me to shoot the gun. And I was like... shit man I can't see! The cockpit consoles are in the way, while also tending to my brother. So my friend is yelling C! C! C! As in hit C to change camera view, but being the noob I was... my response was: See? See? What do I see? I see the damn consoles man WTF do you want me to do?! Oh man I'm laughin bout it now but back then I had no freakin idea what he meant. He still can't let it go, and this happened over 8 months ago.
pebblebash
Banned
+9|6522
BACK IN TEH DAYS WHEN i WAS GLITCHING IN THE KARKAND HOTEL IN 1.12 AND KNIFING + REVIVING BLAZIN.UK FROM UNDERNEATH THE HOTEL FLAG AREA. GOOD TIMEZ.

OH YEAH, AND TODAY WHEN I WAS GLITCHING INSIDE KARKAND BUILDINGZ. GOOD TIMEZ.

Last edited by pebblebash (2007-02-22 17:53:31)

David.P
Banned
+649|6519
I got some.

#3. Wake shot a pilot outta the blackhawk from the arty island heli crashed got 3 extra kills.

#2. Me and my friend were playing on ghost town i was S.A.S. he was Spets we were talking on the phone saying that this sucked that we were'nt on the same team so he had the brilliant idea of working together even on opposing teams we met on the roof of the tallest building the plan was that he alerted me every time one of his teammates came and i alerted him to mine. We we're getting lot's of kills, Finally a teammember called me out asked wtf are you doing? told him nothing sniping, No i meant why are you and the russian guy together on the same building? He's also sniping, He Calls me a traitor for not killing him. I told him "I have no reason" He said he's an enemy thats good enough so i say"Well i was about to kill him but then we realized we had no reason to fight so we talked it over a cold beer and decided to work together" Nearly everyone in the server lol'd, The guy got angry and wants the admin to ban me.(He wont since my friend was the admin) so my friends clan mate tells us to wait right there like that he wants to take a screenshot, And to this day he still has it two snipers side by side one with a red tag one with a blue tag looking over onto the map waiting for kills one with and svd another with the m24.

#1. Knifing THE#LORD#OF#WEED in the head when i was still a noob.

I got a few more just gotta remember them.
XRogerMellieX
Member
+8|6574

nonexistentusmc wrote:

LOL, the most memorable was back in my stupid days. I didn't know how powerful a MEC chopper was back then, and neither did I know how to fly or gun it either. So my friend, being the seasoned veteran that he is, invites me into the gunner's seat and we fly off, him not knowing I don't chopper often. This is in Oman and we go to the middle spawn area, where the crane is because it's the last USMC spawn area left other than the carrier. All the while we were flying, my lil brother comes into my room asking for something, and I got distracted, and at the same time, my friend is yelling on Vent for me to shoot the gun. And I was like... shit man I can't see! The cockpit consoles are in the way, while also tending to my brother. So my friend is yelling C! C! C! As in hit C to change camera view, but being the noob I was... my response was: See? See? What do I see? I see the damn consoles man WTF do you want me to do?! Oh man I'm laughin bout it now but back then I had no freakin idea what he meant. He still can't let it go, and this happened over 8 months ago.
That's quite funny.

Dude, the line in your sig, oorah? If you're referring to the sound a marine makes it's actually HUA.

Heard
Understood
Acknowledged

Hua?
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7074|Grapevine, TX
0wn3d   + many more times, that's why i still play!
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omglikArmorJetIGLAFAVwh0r3!


edit:

XRogerMellieX wrote:

Dude, the line in your sig, oorah? If you're referring to the sound a marine makes it's actually HUA.

Heard
Understood
Acknowledged

Hua?
Wrong, Sir!

OK A Marine Motivation shout is OOH-RAH!  The Army is HUA something, Navy is Hoo-Yah.

Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2007-02-22 23:39:45)

pez222
Member
+2|6564|Tassie,Australia
when i first started playing a few months back , rounded the corner of a building near the market on jalalabad, had my shiny new pkm unlock .Looked up to see 4 clan members (cant remember what clan)all on the ladder at the same time heading on top of the buildings opposite the mosque entrance so i grin and open fire 4 kills ,anyway got flamed called a fag and all the usual crap , neway next re spawn i follow the same path only to find guess who, 4 clan members all on the ladder at the same time again ,4 more kills i lol'd anyway after that they made it personal and raped my ass for the next half hour or so but was worth it .
devildogfo
Member
+32|6568|Camp Lejeune

XRogerMellieX wrote:

nonexistentusmc wrote:

LOL, the most memorable was back in my stupid days. I didn't know how powerful a MEC chopper was back then, and neither did I know how to fly or gun it either. So my friend, being the seasoned veteran that he is, invites me into the gunner's seat and we fly off, him not knowing I don't chopper often. This is in Oman and we go to the middle spawn area, where the crane is because it's the last USMC spawn area left other than the carrier. All the while we were flying, my lil brother comes into my room asking for something, and I got distracted, and at the same time, my friend is yelling on Vent for me to shoot the gun. And I was like... shit man I can't see! The cockpit consoles are in the way, while also tending to my brother. So my friend is yelling C! C! C! As in hit C to change camera view, but being the noob I was... my response was: See? See? What do I see? I see the damn consoles man WTF do you want me to do?! Oh man I'm laughin bout it now but back then I had no freakin idea what he meant. He still can't let it go, and this happened over 8 months ago.
That's quite funny.

Dude, the line in your sig, oorah? If you're referring to the sound a marine makes it's actually HUA.

Heard
Understood
Acknowledged

Hua?
You are completely, utterly wrong. It is oo-rah. I heard it originates from the Marine Raiders. Thats the most commonly accepted story at least. Here is a good description claiming its from 1st amphib recon or something: http://www.privatehenrykalinowski.org/S … hrah_.html

The army does say hua, who-ah, a lot of times just sounds like they are saying "whaa?" like they are confused. maybe there are. One theory why the army says "hua" or whatever is this (its interactive).
Bite down on two of your fingers and say "Oo Rah." It comes out as "hua." Its the army trying to sound like Marines but they forgot to take the cock out of their mouth.

Last edited by devildogfo (2007-02-23 00:30:20)

devildogfo
Member
+32|6568|Camp Lejeune

pebblebash wrote:

BACK IN TEH DAYS WHEN i WAS GLITCHING IN THE KARKAND HOTEL IN 1.12 AND KNIFING + REVIVING BLAZIN.UK FROM UNDERNEATH THE HOTEL FLAG AREA. GOOD TIMEZ.

OH YEAH, AND TODAY WHEN I WAS GLITCHING INSIDE KARKAND BUILDINGZ. GOOD TIMEZ.
.. i have not the words.
XRogerMellieX
Member
+8|6574

devildogfo wrote:

You are completely, utterly wrong.
Notice how when I corrected the guy I did it nicely with my only intent one of education?

A simple "actually, here is information that suggests otherwise" would have sufficed.

EDIT: nor was I completely and utterly wrong. I wasn't far off the mark.

Last edited by XRogerMellieX (2007-02-23 00:55:43)

JackerP
aka S.J.N.P.0717
+21|6523|Mo Val, Cali
Yesterday got close to 150 kills in a round while Special Ops. I would have been Medic and not died as many times and saved team mates and more points but needed time for Veteran Special Ops.

I play an Internet place so I only get limited hours to play. I was playing and these 2 guys I encounter I kill them real easy. This then repeats several times to the point to where I'm 29 and 1 and my death happened first thing so I got a streak of 29. During this slaughter the 2ND Lieutenant does a kick vote for me saying I'm hacking and the other guy was Captain. Then the 2ND Lieutenant  has Captain distract me goes commander to find me and kills me behind my back right after I kill the Captain.But right when I was at a 27 kill streak the guy working says I'm going to have to shut down my computer in 5 min. The round just had started when I joined so each team had close to 300 tickets and the other team was US so there was no chance for me to cap all their flags. If I had finished it one of them would have been my favorite victim at that point if the round had stopped right there.

2 times when I took out an entire squad by myself both on Karkand once on the bridge 6 people and the other behind and next to a big building where the  drop off is between Suburbs and Square 5 people.

I joined a pistol and knife server to get basic knife badge so I could be First Sergeant instead of Master Sergeant. So all I needed was 7 kills in a round so I get it and then after I get 2 badges well I only heard 2 of them and saw one of them. I realize that I got my veteran badge first then my basic. After reviewing my stats I realize that I was just one short kill from having my expert badge first then veteran then basic.

Last night when I kill a guy several times in a row he does a vote kick for me and complains says I'm hacking. But he then proceeds to do it to another guy when things don't go his way and in the end he slips past me and my teammate in points to get gold.

One time at the bridge on Karkand I was AT. We just took the Train and headed towards the next side when I saw a Vodnik heading our way. I got out my Sraw but they turned to go the other way through the water. From the part of the bridge closest to Gatehouse I fired it hit them right in the middle of the water and killed all 3.

Once on the bridge on the part closest to the Gatehouse was a group full of enemies that several of our people had just died at. I'm pretty close to them so I chuck a grenade right after all the enemies die and I didn't realize I had 3 of my teammates right behind me. So all 3 of them being medics they try to revive the guys dead and then my nade goes off 3 tks all punished.

When I first played and joined some servers I basically sucked. Then joining those severs again with the same people after I'm better and owning on them.

Being pissed off the first time I was an Engineer for US. I stayed back to fix the arty then I notice an Atry gets destroyed So I'm thinking somebodies over there but not finding anyone. Took me about 10 min before the round ended before I saw the vehicle drop.

5 best finishes 288, 277, 274, 266, and 260.

Every time when I get top teamwork and top combat together and Gold which usually comes along with it.

Every time someone accuses me of hacking.

Sniping snipers.
CruZ4dR
Cereal Killer
+145|6901|The View From The Afternoon

SargeV1.4 wrote:

about 8 clans were playing at once, each clan a squad on a team fighting on 64 player maps. Before the match started, the admins wanted to make a group photo. Everyone gathered in front of the Mosque (map was Mashtuur) to pose. almost everyone was there, looking at the dude that was going to take the picture. One of the guys in my clan, Clown, decided to put C4 under everyone and detonate. I have never before seen anything like it: the sky was filled with a cloud of infantry, putting so much stress on the server that the ragdolls spazzed out and went into the most weird positions ever, with heads missing or detached from their bodies, which were landing at nearby flags while everyone in our ventrilo channel died laughing
So thats how the nerds have the most fun. It's amazing how some people sieze to have a life.
I dunno what ventrilo even is. Sounds nerdy.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6898

CruZ4dR wrote:

So thats how the nerds have the most fun. It's amazing how some people sieze to have a life.
I dunno what ventrilo even is. Sounds nerdy.
There is so much irony in that sentence it's funny, but what it says about you is just depressing. It's a real shame that most people are just like that.
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