ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6893

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them



He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave



He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.


Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.



He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.



When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."



He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."



He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.



With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts


On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."



Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"


Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison spaces.




Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona
Personally, I think it sounds like a great idea. Why do prisoners need TV and the like? They are there to pay for what they've done, not enjoy themselves. Plus it'd save a hell of a lot of money in the process.
Thoughs?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6813|Mountains of NC

Yeah I've seen him on the news many times

He has the right idea and needs to run for office

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paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6984
Yep sounds like a great Idea, over here in the UK our jails are so soft, it some times works out cheaper to put up a inmate in a hotal than in Prison.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6773|Global Command
Sheriff Joe Arpaio  for  president.
Nice sig Ghetto.   
commandochristian
Honda - The Power of Dreams
+293|6657|Michigan, USA

This guy has got it right!  I agree with you Seremaker (btw hello again ), we need to get this guy into office and in charge of all U.S. jails/prisons/etc. and damn, we might start diminishing our national debt instead of keep going down and down.  With this guy in control, we would save SO much money, and probably make better people out of inmates, which very possibly could eventually lower crime rates!  He's got my vote!
+1 to ghettoperson for finding the awesome article.
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6980|Salt Lake City

I think it's a great idea.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7079|Kubra, Damn it!

This guy certainly knows how to run a prison, but I'd like to know more about him before trying to put him into any political office. Running a prison and running a country are not even remotely the same thing. It would be great to see these changes made across all prisons.
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|6899|Teesside, UK

paranoid101 wrote:

Yep sounds like a great Idea, over here in the UK our jails are so soft, it some times works out cheaper to put up a inmate in a hotal than in Prison.
Yep. have been saying this to people for a long time.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6826|SE London

What a good idea.....
Daniel_Blue-Delta
Member
+11|6547|Sweden
Here in Sweden, the criminals in jail get ten times better food than the children in school.

It's true. And it sucks.

This guy's got the right idea.
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6737|Connecticut
Arpaio for President '08

I would be interested in at least putting him in charge of Border Patrol.
Malloy must go
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6893

The sad part of it all really, is that it's more or less just common sense that he's using, which shows just how far the worlds gone down the toilet with regards to 'political correctness' and all this other unnecessary crap that just prevents things from working as they should.
Bucephale
Member
+5|6893|yes, Canada
I don't know the man, but i just write his name in Goggle and look what I've found...http://www.arpaio.com/
Seems that is not an angel and i would really laugh if he would be arrested and found guilty of corruption, and served some time in his own prison....When you spit in the air....
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6546

ghettoperson wrote:

Personally, I think it sounds like a great idea. Why do prisoners need TV and the like?
"so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."
san4
The Mas
+311|6933|NYC, a place to live
What effect do tough prison conditions have on recidivism rates? It's hugely expensive if former inmates keep getting sent back to prison. If convicts stay out of trouble because prison is so bad, that's a good thing, but I don't think that is how things work. Prisons are already hellish.
JahManRed
wank
+646|6872|IRELAND

In the UK it costs more to keep a prisoner for 24 hours than it does to stay in a 5star hotel for the same period.
Joe Arpaio for British Home Secretary!!!
Trel
Member
+70|6921

san4 wrote:

What effect do tough prison conditions have on recidivism rates? It's hugely expensive if former inmates keep getting sent back to prison. If convicts stay out of trouble because prison is so bad, that's a good thing, but I don't think that is how things work. Prisons are already hellish.
Our prisons are 4-star hotels compared to the rest of the world.

I agree with Sheriff Joe.
Good to be back.
Retalliation[1337]
Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"
+51|6719|Belgium
Here in belgium its worse *brace yourselves* they have xbox and ps2 for the convicts with more than a couple of years and internet acces for everyone....Sad sad world(gears of war song....)

edit:my first post ever in d&s talk wow me is proud

Last edited by Retalliation[1337] (2007-03-06 12:11:25)

Stormscythe
Aiming for the head
+88|6794|EUtopia | Austria
Did you know that the majority of prisoners would never (have to) commit a crime again if we gave them the money they cost us tax payers while they are imprisoned?
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6980|Salt Lake City

Stormscythe wrote:

Did you know that the majority of prisoners would never (have to) commit a crime again if we gave them the money they cost us tax payers while they are imprisoned?
I hope you're not suggesting this as a remotely serious idea?
reaper_654
confused??
+36|6540|ohio,USA

ATG wrote:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio  for  president.
Nice sig Ghetto.   
yah!!!!! + 1 for you bro
Commie Killer
Member
+192|6631
Wow, that guy is great, I wouldnt mind him as president either.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6712
What this guy is doing reminds me of the prison in the show Arrested Development, where the main character's father, who was convicted of minor treason is in a prison, and enjoys it more than being at home because in prison he gets movies every night and can play softball all day and can eat all the ice cream he wants. So yeah I agree with this guy.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-03-06 13:44:28)

apollo_fi
The Flying Kalakukko.
+94|6775|The lunar module
I'm sorry to crash the party here, but this guy reminds me of Theodor Eicke.

Last edited by apollo_fi (2007-03-06 14:40:32)

ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6893

Commie Killer wrote:

Wow, that guy is great, I wouldnt mind him as president either.
I wouldn't go as far as to say that, as according to Wikipedia, there are a couple of odd deaths related to his prison. I don't know what he knows about those, but I have a feeling that he's a little to dictator like for a country.

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