Teebaggs1
X-LG Member
+25|7010|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

Homeschtar wrote:

Teebaggs1 wrote:

This has been done since June.
How could it have been done since June? BF2:SF wasn't out in June, therefore ATV's weren't out in June.

Anyways, I prefer this to the old "Dune Buggy Jihading".
Well...guess I need to be more specific in my posts...thought most people could actually understand the simple point I was refering to...that this form of "Jihading" has been done since JUNE!  The only thing that is different is the ATV.  "Jihad jeeping" "Jihad humveeing" etc., has been around since the begining and I was commenting that this is the same as it has always been...just insert a frickin ATV instead!!!

Also...thanks for letting me know that BF2:SF wasn't out in June...wow...you're Mr. Obvious today aren't you.  Now...go bunny hop and nube tube along and leave the posting to others so we don't have to keep spamming posts with extra info so as to make it easier for you to understand.

Some people, I swear...
nexus3372
Member
+1|7041
wow u guys took this psot to the extreme, u did research, i do that in school, in my AP class. Seriously, just run it into somin it goes boom, a tard could figure that out. Even a tard wouldnt chew on a blast cap, though. Just accept that EA can make an ATVofDoom and screw the Abrams up. Just try it and accept the facts that EA is as stupid as my mom.
chickenmuncher
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+2|7011| U.S.A.
um.... are you pruod of the fact that you "invented" this noob tactic (again...i.e. the humvee, no diff), plus I 100% garentee you were not the first.
nexus3372
Member
+1|7041
i 100% gurantee u wasn't about the jeep, but the ATV im pretty damn close. REalizing it blows up on impact for kills never gets old
KillerAFET
Member
+3|7040|Abilene, Texas

nexus3372 wrote:

(Title has nothing to do with articile) i should copyright it though
I have a new found jihad, I invented within the first 3 hrs of playing and am seeing it more and more. I'd like to publically post it, so I can get some gratitude for my ingenious ideas. The ATVofDoom, jihad style, without suicide points. Founded on November 23, 2005, appx 1:30 pm

   ATV(fullspeed)= very weak car, but very quick and agile
+  C4= very powerful and simple
_____
ATVofDoom aka jihadatv

Run this fullspeed,(must be close to max speed) beastly thing into a tank/apc, which in turn blows the ATV up, if a vehicle blows up with C4 on it, the C4 detonates. In turn the C4 blows up the tank/APC you just ran into. W/O suicide points, unless u bail out.  Try it, ur guarenteed to piss the tanker off and pleasure yourself(not that way, unless you roll that way). I have found this the best way to take out a tank that is pissing you off, I recommend it to you, post if u think this my a good idea and have heard of it for the first time, then try it out and let me no how u like it. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT IT DOESNT WORK!!!u must suck at life, if u cant blow up an ATV (fullspeed) into a tank. :0


**DISCLAIMER: U may piss off the driver and in turn cause him to use the tank again, looking especially for you to die**

HAVE FUN!!!! and when you use it say "Brought to you by: Nexus3372"
Wow, You copied my idea you claim jumping bastard!!!  Next thing you'll steal is my idea for a lighter than air vehicle that raises into the sky when a large bag is filled with helium.  Or my other idea of a cooking tool that gets hot when a spark from flint is applied to dry tinder.  I think I'll call it FIRE and I will also use its light as a marketing tool!!!! 

Next thing you'll come up with moron is a tactic to kill people at great distances using a weapon called the M95.
KillerAFET
Member
+3|7040|Abilene, Texas

nexus3372 wrote:

Just try it and accept the facts that EA is as stupid as my mom.
You mean MOMMY do you not?  Better respect your mother or you'll not get back on her nipple for dinner tonight sonny.  Again, another quote from a pre-pubescent, pimple-faced turd that I'd not hire.  Remember, your BF score on a resume goes into my shredder.
Zeibach
110% NOOBTUBE
+11|6984|Germany
Hey Nexus the stoneage knocking at your door , they want their idea back. This is Djihad and every idiot know it.
If you wanna a copyright, make a wedgy with George Bush Jr. or Bill Gates.

Good comment Killer
Metaltop
Member
+1|7023|The Netherlands
So old,, people where even doing it with BF42, The Kubelwagen was good enough to get your expacks in it without losing them on the way.
Drive to a vehicle, get out and blow it up, or ask some other person to blow it up for you.
sleepy127
Member
+4|6998
OK, I am no eod specialist but in Iraq I regularly carried on my trucks 1000 plus pounds of C4. No special precautions, other than securing the load, must be taken. That being said we never woried much about a rpg blast in the stuff. The deisal fuel in the fuel tank is far more volatile than the C4. It tanks a coordinated effort to explode C4 ie simultaneous heat and impact delivered precicely. Beleive me when I first began learning about safety with ammo C4 was one of things I talked with the experts about to make sure it was handled correctly. I hope this clears some stuff up. I mean it is a game and most of the things in here are far from the way they would happen in real life. Take for instance the M1 tank. 1 hit from the sabot round would shred a enemy tank from over 3 kilometers. the main gun can laser designate a target and the fire control computer will figure out a firing solution and maintain the weapon lined up on the target while moving and adjust for distance and most other factors in the firing of the main gun. Then if you have light vehicles you have a whole different type of round you can use. Thats enough about that but as you can tell reality the game is not.
dshak
Member
+4|7073
sleepy,

thanks, I was waiting for someone who recently had first hand experience handling the stuff to chime in. What you said kind of confirms what I was finding in my research. We weren't really arguing about it but rather having a discussion, and I wasn't out to "prove anyone wrong" but was just curious myself.

I still think it is a lame tactic, as I said the first time, thats not how C4 works AT ALL. Some things I can understand, as you said if the M1A1 was "realistic" it would completely unbalance the game, but I fail to see how allowing people to drive vehicles with C4 into you balances the game. There are many more "skill" techniques one can use to eliminate armor, that don't involve suicide. While I'm sure the jihaders are quite proud of themselvs and consider this to be a skill, it really isn't. all you are doing is driving into a tank, not exactly a small target, and I don't consider any tactic that ends with you being dead to be a skillfull maneuver.

I'm sure they'll all scream back at me, but I don't care.

Last edited by dshak (2005-12-06 14:26:24)

nexus3372
Member
+1|7041
im not screaming @ u, but it takes skill to hit a tank while ur dodging sabot at mach 22, though very little skill
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7022

dshak wrote:

sleepy,

thanks, I was waiting for someone who recently had first hand experience handling the stuff to chime in. What you said kind of confirms what I was finding in my research. We weren't really arguing about it but rather having a discussion, and I wasn't out to "prove anyone wrong" but was just curious myself.

I still think it is a lame tactic, as I said the first time, thats not how C4 works AT ALL. Some things I can understand, as you said if the M1A1 was "realistic" it would completely unbalance the game, but I fail to see how allowing people to drive vehicles with C4 into you balances the game. There are many more "skill" techniques one can use to eliminate armor, that don't involve suicide. While I'm sure the jihaders are quite proud of themselvs and consider this to be a skill, it really isn't. all you are doing is driving into a tank, not exactly a small target, and I don't consider any tactic that ends with you being dead to be a skillfull maneuver.

I'm sure they'll all scream back at me, but I don't care.
I was 0351 in the Marines, anti-tank and small demolitons, so I was not talking out of my ass.  You are right that it may only go off one out of twenty times.  I just think it is possible, therefore, when people say that it can't happen at all, I disagree with that.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7002|FUCK UBISOFT

HA HA HA
everyone hates jihaders

too bad for me, i wrote a guide on how to do it best
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
|EZ|CRUSHER
Member
+0|6983|Longview, TX

usmarine2005 wrote:

Well, at least EA got that right.  C4 needs two things to explode, heat and pressure.  A car going fullspeed into tank will give you sufficient ignition I suspect.  Having delt with C4, if it will explode with a small blasting cap, I can beleive it could explode in a violent crash.
The cool thing about C4 is that it's highly stable. Meaning, it will not explode due to heat or pressure. An electric charge must be administered.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7022

An electric charge is sent to a blasting cap in order to ignite it, but it does not have to be electric, you can use "det" cord also.  BTW, that's what a blasting cap provides, heat and pressure.

Last edited by usmarine2005 (2005-12-06 19:38:51)

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Teebaggs1 wrote:

Homeschtar wrote:

Teebaggs1 wrote:

This has been done since June.
How could it have been done since June? BF2:SF wasn't out in June, therefore ATV's weren't out in June.

Anyways, I prefer this to the old "Dune Buggy Jihading".
Well...guess I need to be more specific in my posts...thought most people could actually understand the simple point I was refering to...that this form of "Jihading" has been done since JUNE!  The only thing that is different is the ATV.  "Jihad jeeping" "Jihad humveeing" etc., has been around since the begining and I was commenting that this is the same as it has always been...just insert a frickin ATV instead!!!

Also...thanks for letting me know that BF2:SF wasn't out in June...wow...you're Mr. Obvious today aren't you.  Now...go bunny hop and nube tube along and leave the posting to others so we don't have to keep spamming posts with extra info so as to make it easier for you to understand.

Some people, I swear...
1) Lol, I'm Mr. Obvious, huh? You're the one stupid enough to post that the subject ATV jihading has been done since June, back when ATV's in BF2 did not exist.
2) I do not noob tube, I do not bunny hop. Maybe if you read some threads in this forum you would know that, because I have posted it several times.
Don't flame someone who was just correcting YOUR mistake.
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7101|Cologne, Germany

Don't you just love it when every discussion about issues around BF2 / SF / real life war things ends up with an argument about who is using the noob toob more...?

calm down , gentlemen. BF2 is a Game and therefore only loosely connected to the real life. It if were 100% realistic, it would be unplayable, cause as we all know, war ain't fun in real life.

BF2: one specific set of rules
Life: another set of specific rules, very different from those in BF2.

Accordingly, it is pretty much useless to draw comparisons between the two. that's how I see it.
usmarine
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We were not comparind BF2 to real life, we were just discussing the probability of something in BF2 occuring in real life.  This is a discussion forum, so we were discussing.  Having been a Marine for 10 years, I don't need you to tell me it is just a game and  not real life.  I see nothing wrong with talking about weapons and tactics in BF2 and comparing them to real life.  If you don't think that is ok, which apparently you don't, then just remember the military uses video games all the time.  The Marines approved Doom for use, the Air Force uses video games in thier simulators, the Army and the Marines have , or had, FATS simulators.  The Coast Guard has video game simulation to train  Ice Breakers.  The Navy has vidoe games to simulate submarine warfare.  Do think any military person who has ever been trained in a simulator does not know the difference between that and real life?  The main difference is you can die in real life.  All I am saying is that when someone says "XYZ is so unrealistic,"  I think discussing its actual probability in a discussion forum is just fine.  That's how I see it.
dshak
Member
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I agree marine, and I didn't know you had experience first hand... you didn't say so right from the start. I think the conclusion of our DISCUSSION was that its very possible, yet highly improbable
usmarine
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Agreed.
nexus3372
Member
+1|7041
Agreed as well.
Teebaggs1
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Homeschtar wrote:

Teebaggs1 wrote:

Homeschtar wrote:

How could it have been done since June? BF2:SF wasn't out in June, therefore ATV's weren't out in June.

Anyways, I prefer this to the old "Dune Buggy Jihading".
Well...guess I need to be more specific in my posts...thought most people could actually understand the simple point I was refering to...that this form of "Jihading" has been done since JUNE!  The only thing that is different is the ATV.  "Jihad jeeping" "Jihad humveeing" etc., has been around since the begining and I was commenting that this is the same as it has always been...just insert a frickin ATV instead!!!

Also...thanks for letting me know that BF2:SF wasn't out in June...wow...you're Mr. Obvious today aren't you.  Now...go bunny hop and nube tube along and leave the posting to others so we don't have to keep spamming posts with extra info so as to make it easier for you to understand.

Some people, I swear...
1) Lol, I'm Mr. Obvious, huh? You're the one stupid enough to post that the subject ATV jihading has been done since June, back when ATV's in BF2 did not exist.
2) I do not noob tube, I do not bunny hop. Maybe if you read some threads in this forum you would know that, because I have posted it several times.
Don't flame someone who was just correcting YOUR mistake.
Time to school some more I suppose.  Now...not sure if English is your first language or not... so I'll give you some perspective as to what I was referring to in my first post.  I was merely stating that this idea (which the original poster has supposidly, in his own mind, invented), has been done since the begining (ie June in BF2).  I shall also point out that by looking at most other posts in this thread, this seems to be the consensus.  Not once did I specifically state that "ATV" jihading has been done since June...merely the idea of running a vehicle into another with C4 straped to it and blowing it up, etc etc etc, has been done since June.  This idea being the subject of the thread (and the ATV being a vehicle of getting the subject getting accomplished) has, in fact, been done since the begining of BF1942 as a few posters have pointed out.

My point in all this was that the author had indeed not invented anything but a silly thread.  You decided, in your unfortunate ignorance, that it was necessary to post the following: "How could it have been done since June? BF2:SF wasn't out in June, therefore ATV's weren't out in June."  Everyone and their grandmothers would know that ATV's weren't in BF2 and "therfore" weren't out in June.  I'm still trying to comprehend why you even posted in the first place.  I thank you for your effort in trying to correct me; it's unfortunate that you didn't understand that I never needed the correction.  Now, I ask you...who's the "stupid" one as you so eloquently put it?  PS...not once did I call you a direct name as you have.  Inferred a few things, yes I did.

Again, my original post "this has been done since June" is fact!  The author invented nothing.  This was all explained in the second post of mine in this thread.  I would recommend to reread it.

Thanks again for playing.
Schools over.

-Teebs
[64]-Spud
Member
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ive been doing this a long time, thats pro why i have so many deaths )
Vintageologist
Tankbuster
+31|7018|Vienna, Austria

Psycho wrote:

<span style="sarcasm:heavy;">Damn! Are you telling me that this game is not 100% realistic?</span>
What? Like an APC doesn't survive a direct hit in the back with a 120mm shell from 10m distance?

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