Halp a guy

2007-03-06 14:23:25

#1

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

Right going drinking this weekend with my girlfriend and some mates,

Last time i got pissed i told her dad where i work, and my name. And her parents are all "you are not staying at his afters"

She's told them that we would't be in same room because my parents say (yeah right!)

But theyre still saying no.

Now the plan is for her just to come anyway, but i can see her dad turning up at work with a baseball bat as hes a nutter.

Tips please

2007-03-06 14:26:35

#2

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7188|The Hague, Netherlands

well I don't have many tips because these things always end up differently but

https://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7088/suitly5.jpg

thats you @ work next time, note the father rushing in, 100% protection m8.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-03-06 14:27:02

#3

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|7032|MANCHESTERRR

And... Q Teddy with the incest Jokes!

2007-03-06 14:27:21

#4

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

So is that wear a condom? or padding for the bat

*teddy will be here shortly with them yes*

Last edited by White-Fusion (2007-03-06 14:27:48)

2007-03-06 14:27:31

#5

PluggedValve: Member; +17|6790

Just be ready to run at work. In hockey we say "keep your head up". You will probably be fine but i will keep an eye on scottish papers for ya.

2007-03-06 14:28:25

#6

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6817|Columbus, Ohio

Set a few claymores.

2007-03-06 14:29:18

#7

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

PluggedValve wrote:
Just be ready to run at work. In hockey we say "keep your head up". You will probably be fine but i will keep an eye on scottish papers for ya.

Good idea, i can run fast. And he cant gain access to the building without a swipe card, so ill just keep a heads up, im not bothered about him, just the look on everyones face when i run through an office of 400

2007-03-06 14:29:41

#8

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7191|OctoLand

or c 4 the doorway

I know fucking karate

2007-03-06 14:33:04

#9

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

justice wrote:
or c 4 the doorway

Yeah just gonna keep asking, as theyre slowly budging possibly, and if not then fuck it, she comes home anyway, and ill get my mates at work to keep a look out for angry looking nutters.

Sorted, but i want more ideas

2007-03-06 14:35:34

#10

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7188|The Hague, Netherlands

White-Fusion wrote:
justice wrote:
or c 4 the doorway
Yeah just gonna keep asking, as theyre slowly budging possibly, and if not then fuck it, she comes home anyway, and ill get my mates at work to keep a look out for angry looking nutters.

Sorted, but i want more ideas

hire a stuntman ?

2007-03-06 14:36:08

#11

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6817|Columbus, Ohio

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
justice wrote:
or c 4 the doorway
Yeah just gonna keep asking, as theyre slowly budging possibly, and if not then fuck it, she comes home anyway, and ill get my mates at work to keep a look out for angry looking nutters.

Sorted, but i want more ideas
hire a stuntman ?

or a stunt cock

2007-03-06 14:43:49

#12

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

More advice guys please

2007-03-06 14:46:40

#13

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7188|The Hague, Netherlands

ok here's the deal, you're gonna get 20 dummy's, you're going to print your own face 20 times, buy 20 same suites, now place the fake faces + suits on the dummy's,

these dummy's give you warnings, you know, you will be able to hear it when that father is getting closer to the real you. and..... it can give you enough time to run away.

2007-03-06 14:47:43

#14

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
ok here's the deal, you're gonna get 20 dummy's, you're going to print your own face, buy 20 same suites, now, place the fake faces + suits on the dummy's,

these dummy's give you warnings, you know, you will be able to hear it when that father is getting closer to the real you. but..... it can give you enough time to run away.

I really wanna just smash his face in, but i cant... ill get on with him one day

2007-03-06 14:50:15

#15

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7201|Chicago.

Carry a bat yourself. If he comes for you, let him have it. Simple.

2007-03-06 14:51:24

#16

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

BigmacK wrote:
Carry a bat yourself. If he comes for you, let him have it. Simple.

Thing thats pissing her parents off, is ive known her 2 weeks... which i can see where they are coming from. And im not gonna hit her dad, then she defo wont be allowed next time.

2007-03-06 14:54:07

#17

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7201|Chicago.

So what if you've known her for two weeks? If he attacks you, he deserves to get hit back. He brought it upon himself.

All I'm saying is that if he attacks you, don't just stand there. Give it back to him.

2007-03-06 14:55:48

#18

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

BigmacK wrote:
So what if you've known her for two weeks? If he attacks you, he deserves to get hit back. He brought it upon himself.

All I'm saying is that if he attacks you, don't just stand there. Give it back to him.

If he manages to corner me, or catch me, then i will.

2007-03-06 14:56:43

#19

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7188|The Hague, Netherlands

BigmacK wrote:
So what if you've known her for two weeks? If he attacks you, he deserves to get hit back. He brought it upon himself.

All I'm saying is that if he attacks you, don't just stand there. Give it back to him.

thats the thing, you need proof with that, and you get one thing against you

"old man hit with baseball bat by young man"

now who do you think they point the finger at first

(dunno if its an old man but..)

EDIT : typo

2007-03-06 14:58:11

#20

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

hes about 40, but there will be 400 witnesses

2007-03-06 14:58:53

#21

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7201|Chicago.

lol. True Alpha.

Ok, new set of advice: Just go out and have fun. Forget her dad.

2007-03-06 15:00:20

#22

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

BigmacK wrote:
lol. True Alpha.

Ok, new set of advice: Just go out and have fun. Forget her dad.

Hell yes, just when next week comes round, there will be all the same shit, but shes re-asking

2007-03-06 15:05:20

#23

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7002|Scotland

off to bed, thankas for advice

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