A guy walks into a pub he shouts across the bar to a group of lads, "OI, I shagged your mother!!!" The lads ignore him. The man shouts again, "Up the arse as well!!!" The lads continue to ignore the man. He shouts a third time, "She sucked my knob too!!!" One of the lads gets up and shouts back, "Go home Dad, you're pissed."
Lmfao, but there is a thread for funny jokes like these
See the two stickies in the Junk Draw, named:
Best jokeworst joke
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Best jokeworst joke
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