Guess who's 50 tomorrow?

2007-03-09 09:45:13

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7082|Finland

Our favorite terrorist-millionaire-playboy-taliban leader, Osama Bin Laden! (b. March 10th 1957)

Can it be that he actually will die of old age instead of ever being caught?
And what's the probability that there's going to be a helluva party somewhere in the Hindu Kush Mountains? AK-47's a blazin', weed-puffin' (copious amounts of ganja grow there, you know), goat-eatin', sex-havin' partay?
And can this party be visible to spy satellites?

This is Junk Drawer, post what you think. If it gets out of hand, there will be someone to close, delete, ban etc.

-Don-

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-03-09 09:47:24

#2

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7141|Devon, England

Ha, I can imagine what would happen if you posted this in Debate and Serious talk

2007-03-09 09:47:24

#3

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6929|Trondheim, Norway

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSAMA!!!

2007-03-09 09:48:21

#4

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6977|Milkystania, yurop

omfg what r u gonna get him? i just got him a "Die whitedevil infidelfuck" t-shirt u think he will like it?

2007-03-09 09:49:09

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6979|Global Command

Osama is feeding worms under a million ton of rock @ Tora Bora.

They will never find his body. Any new tapes since then are look-a-likes.

If we had him, we wouldn't say because then people would want to say the war on terror is over, and we can't have that now, can we?

2007-03-09 09:49:23

#6

Longbow: Member; +163|7097|Odessa, Ukraine

IMO. he will never be caught because US needs a reason to 'liberate' a certain number of countries in the Middle East and Asia . Osama is a perfect 'reason' to do it .

Last edited by Longbow (2007-03-09 09:50:25)

2007-03-09 09:49:45

#7

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6786|Oregon

he's already dead.

2007-03-09 09:50:33

#8

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6899

djphetal wrote:
he's already dead.

Nop hes having a party with saddam!

2007-03-09 09:50:47

#9

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6786|Oregon

ATG wrote:
Osama is feeding worms under a million ton of rock @ Tora Bora.

They will never find his body. Any new tapes since then are look-a-likes.

If we had him, we wouldn't say because then people would want to say the war on terror is over, and we can't have that now, can we?

this is what I mean.

but... i think he died before the "war on terror" ever started.

2007-03-09 09:51:00

#10

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6929|Trondheim, Norway

Who is up for making him a birthday cake? With real explosives intead of candles? And maybe some burning cars! Some really good photoshopper should do this

2007-03-09 09:51:59

#11

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|7078|Muenster, Germany

Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.

2007-03-09 09:52:34

#12

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7082|Finland

rabee2789b wrote:
djphetal wrote:
he's already dead.
Nop hes having a party with saddam!

Wait.. ..what?

https://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6812/saddamsouthpark753694zb6.jpg

TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.

Sure they can! They invented this wonderful game!

Warning, above link contains politically VERY incorrect material

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-03-09 09:52:59

#13

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6929|Trondheim, Norway

rabee2789b wrote:
djphetal wrote:
he's already dead.
Nop hes having a party with saddam!

Saddam is in jail.. maybe Kim Jong Il is invited?

2007-03-09 09:53:10

#14

GermanLegionaire: ...performing headshots!; +46|7035|Hamburg / Germany

rabee2789b wrote:
djphetal wrote:
he's already dead.
Nop hes having a party with saddam!

Elvis is invited, too !

2007-03-09 09:53:49

#15

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6977|Milkystania, yurop

TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.

Ur thinking of jehovas

2007-03-09 09:54:03

#16

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6929|Trondheim, Norway

TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.

Let's send them a ton of Abrams!

2007-03-09 09:54:19

#17

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|7078|Muenster, Germany

If he parties with Kim Jong Il, they can watch movies all night long and much longer...

Uuuhh, sorry films aren't allowed for the Taliban

Last edited by TodErnst (2007-03-09 09:55:08)

2007-03-09 09:55:58

#18

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|7078|Muenster, Germany

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.
Let's send them a ton of Abrams!

But don't forget the candles on top of it

2007-03-09 10:00:56

#19

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7141|Devon, England

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.
Let's send them a ton of Abrams!

A ton of Abrams? So like... Half a tank?

2007-03-09 10:03:21

#20

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|7078|Muenster, Germany

FFLink13 wrote:
Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.
Let's send them a ton of Abrams!
A ton of Abrams? So like... Half a tank?

If it hits his face, it should be enough ups, sorry.

Last edited by TodErnst (2007-03-09 10:03:57)

2007-03-09 10:03:32

#21

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6929|Trondheim, Norway

FFLink13 wrote:
Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
TodErnst wrote:
Do you know his address, that we can send him a birthday-cake ?

But i don't think the Taliban are allowed to eat cake or celebrate a birthday-party.
Let's send them a ton of Abrams!
A ton of Abrams? So like... Half a tank?

He don't need more than a half up in the mountains do he? Or do he need it at all?

NO! Cus he needs a birthday cake!
*Tada!*

https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k91/TalentedR/osama50years.jpg

(I don't got ps on this computer so paint will do

2007-03-09 11:06:08

#22

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7141|Devon, England

https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/FFLink13/osamacake.jpg

Someone can carry on

2007-03-09 11:27:43

#23

bennisboy: Member; +829|7096|Poundland

I know, Jesus is gonna be fifty isn't he? Oh I'm too good

2007-03-09 11:36:49

#24

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|7006

Only another fifteen years until he can retire in peace.

2007-03-09 11:37:37

#25

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6910|UK

I thought he died of typhoid.

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