What can I write on the white board here at work?

2007-07-25 03:37:24

#51

herrr_smity: Member; +156|7100|space command ur anus

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else"

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Last edited by herrr_smity (2007-07-25 03:38:41)

2007-07-25 03:46:50

#52

aLeX: .?; +160|6804|:D

herrr_smity wrote:
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else"

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I think that's.. fight club FTW!

2007-07-25 03:48:46

#53

De_Jappe: Triarii; +432|7000|Belgium

what about: "stop erasing my bases"

2007-07-25 03:59:01

#54

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6981|Bournemouth, South England

I masturbate in the coffee.

2007-07-25 04:02:27

#55

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6920|Boulder, CO

the cleaners are doing nasty things on the desks and in the coffee when everyone's gone, i saw them and it scared me.

whilst your looking at this the gnomes who live here are stealign all your office supplies and your coffee cup.

2007-07-25 04:27:39

#56

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6740|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Whatever you write, write it in permanent ink, that'll fuck with em!

2007-07-25 04:31:42

#57

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6992|Adelaide, South Australia

JDFryer wrote:
How about "Do not remove this message untill tomorrow". As long as you don't put a day or date to it, when is tomorrow? See how long it lasts

2007-07-25 04:37:23

#58

aLeX: .?; +160|6804|:D

"(Your department/company) has been put put under investigation by higher management due to below average work rate. Pull your finger out -(Your boss)"

2007-07-25 07:19:56

#59

Kylau: Member; +9|7178|Washington

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Whatever you write, write it in permanent ink, that'll fuck with em!

This is the best suggestion here. But write your original statement so when they go to erase it for the hundred millionth time, they get shut down.

2007-07-25 07:24:46

#60

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6695|Escea

'Erasing this message will cause widespread destruction around the globe, you will be engulfed in a firery inferno that will crisp you in seconds, failing that I'll just write this again.'

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2007-07-25 07:25:07)

2007-07-25 07:25:10

#61

l41e: Member; +677|7121

Stay late. After everyone's gone, cover the entire white board with black ink.

Edit: Better yet, coat it with flat clear varnish afterwards and place a box of chalk on the little tray.

Last edited by k30dxedle (2007-07-25 07:25:56)

2007-07-25 07:28:31