Hehe, Gave me a laugh.

SON: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't
know what politics is."
DAD: "Well, lets take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner so
lets call me Capitalism. Your mum is the adminstrator of money, so we'll
call her The Goverment. We take care of your need, so lets call you The
People. We'll call the housekeeper the Working Class and your baby
brother The Future. Do you understand son?"
SON: "I'm not really sure dad. I'll have a think about it."
That night the boy was woken by his baby brother crying, the boy went to
see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a seriously soiled
nappy he went to his parents room and found his mother sound asleep. He
went to the maids room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by
his father & the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to
sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.....
SON: "I think I understand what Politics is now, dad"
DAD: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
SON: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
Goverment is sound asleep, The People are being completely ignored and
The Future is full of sh*t!!." - Source unknown

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