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And for once, we aren't referring to the quality of the thread.Big McLargehuge wrote:
Damn, that's old.
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CommieChipmunk wrote:
*plugs ears and rocks back and forth with eyes squeezed shut*
"God created the universe, God created the universe."
No he didn't. I farted it out a week last tuesday. All memories of time before a week last tuesday is an illusion - they were put there only so that you disbelieve this statement. Only those that do believe this statement and devote the rest of their lives worshiping and serving me shall go to heaven.CommieChipmunk wrote:
*plugs ears and rocks back and forth with eyes squeezed shut*
"God created the universe, God created the universe."
Dude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...Scorpion0x17 wrote:
No he didn't. I farted it out a week last tuesday. All memories of time before a week last tuesday is an illusion - they were put there only so that you disbelieve this statement. Only those that do believe this statement and devote the rest of their lives worshiping and serving me shall go to heaven.CommieChipmunk wrote:
*plugs ears and rocks back and forth with eyes squeezed shut*
"God created the universe, God created the universe."
Well, now you know it's true. Worship me as your god.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Dude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...Scorpion0x17 wrote:
No he didn't. I farted it out a week last tuesday. All memories of time before a week last tuesday is an illusion - they were put there only so that you disbelieve this statement. Only those that do believe this statement and devote the rest of their lives worshiping and serving me shall go to heaven.CommieChipmunk wrote:
*plugs ears and rocks back and forth with eyes squeezed shut*
"God created the universe, God created the universe."
Crikey its like Dark city!CommieChipmunk wrote:
Dude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...Scorpion0x17 wrote:
No he didn't. I farted it out a week last tuesday. All memories of time before a week last tuesday is an illusion - they were put there only so that you disbelieve this statement. Only those that do believe this statement and devote the rest of their lives worshiping and serving me shall go to heaven.CommieChipmunk wrote:
*plugs ears and rocks back and forth with eyes squeezed shut*
"God created the universe, God created the universe."
Perception is a bitch, isn't it? We're just a speck of time in the grand scheme of things.thareaper254 wrote:
It amazes me how time went by so fast... I mean 3.8 billion years is a long time. Just think that the average human lives to around 80 years old. It's weird to think that there has been an earth for that long.
If you believed that then that means all the wars that happened in the life time was an illusion so all those people who died didn't really die, it was all an illusion to them. That's just stupidDude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...
heh, next time you're feeling down, just think that in the grand scheme of things, you mean nothing. You're just a little chunk of carbon, oxygen and nitrogen walking around on a tiny blue sphere, in the middle of a decent sized galaxy, floating through the infinite expanse we call space.heggs wrote:
Perception is a bitch, isn't it? We're just a speck of time in the grand scheme of things.thareaper254 wrote:
It amazes me how time went by so fast... I mean 3.8 billion years is a long time. Just think that the average human lives to around 80 years old. It's weird to think that there has been an earth for that long.
eh, never said I believed, just said it was something weird to think about.Sheen1101 wrote:
If you believed that then that means all the wars that happened in the life time was an illusion so all those people who died didn't really die, it was all an illusion to them. That's just stupidDude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...
I think a quote from a Mel Brooks movie would work wonders right here:heggs wrote:
Perception is a bitch, isn't it? We're just a speck of time in the grand scheme of things.thareaper254 wrote:
It amazes me how time went by so fast... I mean 3.8 billion years is a long time. Just think that the average human lives to around 80 years old. It's weird to think that there has been an earth for that long.
Karma me now, bitches!Mongo wrote:
Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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No, it means that they were never real, and they are just an illusion to you.Sheen1101 wrote:
If you believed that then that means all the wars that happened in the life time was an illusion so all those people who died didn't really die, it was all an illusion to them. That's just stupidDude, I think about that all the time at random intervals. Like what if the world was created only a day ago and everything before that was an illusion to make me think that I was alive before. It's pretty trippy...
Awesome - it never seizes to amaze me what an Aussie can do with a shrimp !Spark wrote:
Not the oldest thing (thing, not rock) in the world ever dated. Oldest rock ever dated was found in Western Australia, about 4.4 billion years old. Coincidentally, it was the first ever rock dated by the SHRIMP machine at the ANU here in Canberra.
An old earth does nothing to prove or disprove either creation or evolution. If you believe it does, perhaps you should check your six and make sure you don't have a tail.Bernadictus wrote:
Say bye bye again, creationist sheep, may your shepherd try to talk this straight.
We used to have a tail and occasionally a person is born with a 6-10" tail like appendage.Stingray24 wrote:
An old earth does nothing to prove or disprove either creation or evolution. If you believe it does, perhaps you should check your six and make sure you don't have a tail.Bernadictus wrote:
Say bye bye again, creationist sheep, may your shepherd try to talk this straight.
But, ATG that tail is only skin not like a tail like humans used to have years ago. Lol I think it's funny those Muslims think it's the re-carnation of a God, haha.ATG wrote:
We used to have a tail and occasionally a person is born with a 6-10" tail like appendage.Stingray24 wrote:
An old earth does nothing to prove or disprove either creation or evolution. If you believe it does, perhaps you should check your six and make sure you don't have a tail.Bernadictus wrote:
Say bye bye again, creationist sheep, may your shepherd try to talk this straight.
Like this:
http://www.qarxis.com/node/1547
Put that in your biblical pipe and smoke it.
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