theDude5B
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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

New Zealand Rugby Commentator

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

US PGA Commentator

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said

"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts"

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing

"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7193|The Hague, Netherlands

Dude wrote:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts"
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djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6790|Oregon
funnnny funny funny.
Frotz
Member
+15|6984|Sweden

theDude5B wrote:

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
I lol'd

Nice find Dude!
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,057|7077|Little Bentcock
Some of them are hilarious!
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7205
Maybe I should have put a warning at the top

WARNING!!!! Do not read these in work or in school because you will laugh out loud to yourself!!!
The Magic Mullet
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My missus asked for a double entendre, so I gave her one.
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|7109|Teesside, UK
excellent +1
theDude5B
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My girlfriend likes mini eggs, so I give her one, and then I give her a mini egg!
Ninja_Monkey
I TK For Blackhawks
+60|7019|UK
loving it +1

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