BF2S Forums Memorable Kills

Hacial wrote:

I was USMC on Dalian Plant on the flag where chinese chopper spawns, the on most nearest to chinese base. We had the flag and as there was lots of chinese attacking the place, I took anti-tank kit and got in the construction site building which is on pretty many maps. So I was killing the enemy APCs and tank, and then there was the enemy chopper. I waited for it to stop for a second, it was pretty near me and I shot, but as I launched the rocket, an enemy J-10 flies between me and the chopper and I blow up the jet, and at the same time kill the chopper because of the explosion!

I even got screenshot just after it, notice the kill message [120 MM]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/adibas/jet.jpg

cowami wrote:

My first TV missile kill: Me being the gunner in the Havok on Gulf of Oman, I see a Blackhawk. Having played the game for several months, and not getting any TV missile kills, my pilot lined me up for this one. I fired the TV towards them, and through the missile's camera, see 3 of the people bailing out.
What happens next, I'm not too sure of. Either:

• I hit one guy dead-on with the missile, and the splash damage killed another.or
• I hit the Blackhawk, causing an explosion which wipes out two of the three.

Getting the Basic Pistol Badge: I was having a good round as the USMC on Sharqi (I think it's when I had my BR). Once again, I see the MEC boats coming towards the Hotel. I spawn as AT, whip out the rockets, blow up a boat, and kill 3 people. The next time those same people came, I blew it up and got 2 kills. I pretty much got tired of not being near the action, so I spawned as an engineer, and lay down AT mines, hoping they'd blow the boats as they came up the ramps (they don't work). Simultaneously, the driver comes alone. This time, he stops the boat a bit out from shore and switches to the machine gun. Me having a shotgun put me at a slight disadvantage. Luckily for me, while he knew I was there, he didn't know where I was hiding. While he sprayed his machine gun rounds, I hid behind one of the concrete pillars, whipped out my trusty 92FS, and unload an entire clip in his direction. Hey, what do you know? I've stopped a (bad) attempt at capping a rear base, and gotten a badge as well.

Pistol vs. Plane: I'll keep it short:

• I join the server and spawn at the airfield (having been beaten back) on Wake.
  
• I notice the n00b in the F-35 hovering over the Airfield, raping anything that moves.
  
• I whip out the QSZ-92 (pride of Chinese pistol manufacturing) and fire at the said n00b.
  
• Aforementioned n00b panics, attempts to go into flying mode, forgets to pull up the nose, and plows into one of the hills out of the airfield.
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  Damn, I rock sometimes.

Sarciss wrote:

Omg!  White-Fusion's joke reminded me of something.  In the last 48 hours I have killed 3 people with grenades................before they exploded.  LOL.  It is the funniest thing when you're having an" intense fight " 10 - 15 meters apart and you throw a grenade and it hits them, they die, white line pops up Sarciss [Beaned you in the face] John Doe, then " BOOM!!"

I laugh hysterically and the victim sitting at home on his PC is saying WTF?

roshambo14 wrote:

Was on Karkand one day and some guy was running his mouth about something.  I told him to stfu and of course I get called a nub.  I asked him "didn't I shock paddle your stupid ass once already this round?", to which he replied that if I shocked him, he would uninstall the game.  Fast forward a few rounds later on Mashtuur and I get a random shock paddle kill on some guy.  Ends up being that guy from a few rounds before.  Before I could say something clever to him he promptly disconnected.