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2007-04-06 01:42:26
The Magic Mullet
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Little Good Friday Quiz for you. Guess what jobs are being covered up by titles of self importance and total total bollocks:

Vision Clearance Engineer -

Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant -

Waste Removal Engineer -

Domestic Engineer -

Knowledge Navigator -

Flueologist -

Stock Replenishment Adviser -

Head of Verbal Communications -

Petroleum Transfer Engineer -

Space Consultant -

Answers posted later...
2007-04-06 01:53:34
Wraith
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Little Good Friday Quiz for you. Guess what jobs are being covered up by titles of self importance and total total bollocks:

Vision Clearance Engineer -  Optician

Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant -   School dinner lady

Waste Removal Engineer -    Binman

Domestic Engineer -   Housewife

Knowledge Navigator -   Librarian?

Flueologist - Chimney sweep?

Stock Replenishment Adviser - Shelf filler in a shop (or warehouse staff)

Head of Verbal Communications -   Telephone salesman?

Petroleum Transfer Engineer -   Petrol station attendant

Space Consultant -   Interior designer?

Answers posted later...
Not sure on a couple but the rest seem fairly self explanatory (and very very pompous).
2007-04-06 01:53:36
ATLSkyline07
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Vision Clearance Engineer - Glass Cleaner?

Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant - Lunch Lady?

Waste Removal Engineer - Garbage Man?

Domestic Engineer - Maid?

Knowledge Navigator - Teacher?

Flueologist - Pool Boy?

Stock Replenishment Adviser - Stock Boy?

Head of Verbal Communications - Language Arts Teacher?

Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Gas Pump Attendant?

Space Consultant - Astronomer?
2007-04-06 02:08:15
The Magic Mullet
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Wraith wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Little Good Friday Quiz for you. Guess what jobs are being covered up by titles of self importance and total total bollocks:

Vision Clearance Engineer -  Optician

Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant -   School dinner lady

Waste Removal Engineer -    Binman

Domestic Engineer -   Housewife

Knowledge Navigator -   Librarian?

Flueologist - Chimney sweep?

Stock Replenishment Adviser - Shelf filler in a shop (or warehouse staff)

Head of Verbal Communications -   Telephone salesman?

Petroleum Transfer Engineer -   Petrol station attendant

Space Consultant -   Interior designer?

Answers posted later...
Not sure on a couple but the rest seem fairly self explanatory (and very very pompous).
2007-04-06 02:09:29
The Magic Mullet
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ATLSkyline07 wrote:

Vision Clearance Engineer - Glass Cleaner? - Oh so very close. It's a bit more specific

Education Centre Nourishment Production Assistant - Lunch Lady?

Waste Removal Engineer - Garbage Man?

Domestic Engineer - Maid?

Knowledge Navigator - Teacher?

Flueologist - Pool Boy?

Stock Replenishment Adviser - Stock Boy?

Head of Verbal Communications - Language Arts Teacher?

Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Gas Pump Attendant?

Space Consultant - Astronomer?
2007-04-06 02:16:28
ATLSkyline07
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Vision Clearance Engineer - The ppl that clean the windows of skyscrapers/the bums that clean your windshield at a stoplight?
2007-04-06 02:18:12
The Magic Mullet
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ATLSkyline07 wrote:

Vision Clearance Engineer - The ppl that clean the windows of skyscrapers/the bums that clean your windshield at a stoplight?
Bingo!

Although window cleaner would have done...
2007-04-06 02:37:04
BluntForceNutsTrauma
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Little Good Friday Quiz for you. Guess what jobs are being covered up by titles of self importance and total total bollocks:

Answers posted later...
Head of Verbal Communications -  secretary?

Last edited by BluntForceNutsTrauma (2007-04-06 02:37:52)

 

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