JaggedPanther
Member
+61|6742
Ever see the peeps with a 60-2 kill death ratio and think: H4x0Rz


Well it's not that hard.


Jump in a plane.



Sometimes I get 60-4 games or 54-3.


All you need to do it jump in a plane.


It's that easy.


3/4 a brain (that's even on drugs\booze\unexpected bj + a joystick and you can get a minumuim 40-5 ratio.


Fell sorry for the rest that actually do hard jobs.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6961
-_- why?
leesupport
Member
+39|6951
sure its easy if you got a J-10 but try that in other jets than tell me how easy it is.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6591|Orrstrayleea
Yes....well i cant fly planes at all. i am terrible at anything thats not on the ground
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6890|Gold coast, Aus.
I do that as inf when im stacking with pro friends
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|6987|Melbourne, Australia

gene_pool wrote:

I do that as inf when im stacking with pro friends
am i a pro friend.. or pro boyfriend
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6988|California

buttsex?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6961

stryyker wrote:

buttsex?
I'm thinking a rusty trombone for this special occasion.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-04-07 21:59:49)

Rabbit.v2
Banned
+186|6797|stalker.

stryyker wrote:

buttsex?
with me ?
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|6987|Melbourne, Australia

stryyker wrote:

buttsex?
yes me and gene_pool are homosexauls.. and enjoy many things in our anal cannals

ranging from tubas to teh home grown penis
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6558|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Yes....well i cant fly planes at all. i am terrible at anything thats not on the ground
/win

Look at my sig.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6674|NSW, Australia

i dont get this...at all.
genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|6946|Middle of nowhere
i could do that in a tank easy

get me with my friends and i can do that shit on foot

only n00bs have to use the J-10 to increase their e-penis
PinotheBird
Member
+0|6498
Jagged, ok, you jump in a F-35B (american plane) and I'll take the MIG29 or J-10. Wanna bet you are down in a few secs.

The F-35B sucks hard. Because it has only one exhaust pipe instead of 2 like the other planes, the missles almost always hit that plane.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6634|California
I thought there were really hot chicks
Jim_Bred
Member
+15|6770
Who cares, you're a fag.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6634|California

PinotheBird wrote:

Jagged, ok, you jump in a F-35B (american plane) and I'll take the MIG29 or J-10. Wanna bet you are down in a few secs.

The F-35B sucks hard. Because it has only one exhaust pipe instead of 2 like the other planes, the missles almost always hit that plane.
Dude, I will jump in a fucking boat and rape your J-10's sorry ass.
im_in_heaven
Member
+27|6856

stryyker wrote:

buttsex?
I agree
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6907|Montreal, Qc, Canada

I.M.I Militant wrote:

gene_pool wrote:

I do that as inf when im stacking with pro friends
am i a pro friend.. or pro boyfriend
oh oh gay shit out there watch out lol
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6833|Area 51

JaggedPanther wrote:

Ever see the peeps with a 60-2 kill death ratio and think: H4x0Rz


Well it's not that hard.


Jump in a plane.



Sometimes I get 60-4 games or 54-3.


All you need to do it jump in a plane.


It's that easy.


3/4 a brain (that's even on drugs\booze\unexpected bj + a joystick and you can get a minumuim 40-5 ratio.


Fell sorry for the rest that actually do hard jobs.
Now try the same in a chopper, while being chased by planes/mobile AA guns/Stingers/Choppers.

The F-35B sucks hard. Because it has only one exhaust pipe instead of 2 like the other planes, the missles almost always hit that plane.
It has nothing to do with exhaust pipes, but with hitboxes, because my friend the J-10 also has one exhaust pipe but it next to impossible, to hit. (Unless you know how to hit it)

Last edited by RDMC(2) (2007-04-08 01:22:30)

Stormscythe
Aiming for the head
+88|6817|EUtopia | Austria
Yesterday I got 27:3 in a F35B (actually 27:1 cause my first death was in a chopper and the second because som e freak had to pull his parachute right infront of my jet so that I collided with him).
Also, the J10s were in the air. Although, I must admit, I hit them with missiles almost every time Probably they were too slow and not thinking that anyone would dare to engage in active combat with them.
Yet, I also experienced missiles approaching the J10 and right before they would have hit they turned downwards as if they had locked onto a new target (there was none, though). That, I must say, sucks
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6591|Orrstrayleea

cowami wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Yes....well i cant fly planes at all. i am terrible at anything thats not on the ground
/win

Look at my sig.
Hehehehe, yep thats me alright! but the only kill ive ever gotton in the jet was when i was on oman, a fairly under-populated server, no-one was using the jets so i got in one hoping to get my airial service badge (no previous experiance- no idea on how to shoot the friken thing-still) i crashed it...died...got in another...and repeated this process with no luck of even figuring out how to drop bombs , a few jets later and i had had enough of jets, but i wanted a kill so i could atleast say ive got a kill in a jet......so i rammed a rank capping a flag - didnt even show up on my stats
SteikeTa
Member
+153|7016|Norway/Norwegen/ Norge/Noruega
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=68986 - do it all the time in an F35B
Megalomaniac
Formerly known as Missionless
+92|6596|105 RVK
i feel sorry for ppl that die 5 times before they reach 40
Djbrown
Member
+129|6764|Adelaide, Aussieland
This one time, some guy in the j10 was on 60-0, so i followed him as he was reloading, and put on the AB as he slowed down then bailed, and my f35 hit his j10. there were many lulz to be had.

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