The Magic Mullet
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+240|6880
Outside a bouncy castle.



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I dare you to find a worse joke than that.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6945|Gogledd Cymru

lawl

Knock Knock
Whos there
Dunnap
Dunnap who?

bahahahahah you dun a poo
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|7031
Ah thats quite funny even though its probably more basic than drawring a line on a piece of paper.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6723|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
Two bee-keepers ahving a conversation:

BK1> So how many bees have you got?
BK2> 10,000
BK1> 10,000 bees?
BK2> Yea
BK1> How many hives?
BK2> 10
BK1> 10,000 bees in 10 hives?
BK2> Yea, why how many bees have you got?
BK1> 1,000,000
BK2> 1,000,000 bees?
BK1> Yea
BK2> How many hives?
BK1> 1
BK2> 1,000,000 bees in 1 hive?!?
BK1> Yea...Fuck 'em, they're only bees!
xINTERMISSIONx
Member
+71|7013|A dark hole....
there was a thing living in a flat with 8 floors. every day he needed to walk downstair because the elivator didnt work. So that morning he walked downstairs. On the 7th floor he meet a cat...he go on till he met a dog at the 6th floor. he laughed to him and he goes on. on the 5th floor he dont meet someone. On the 4th floor he meet a old man with no pants. On the 3th floor he meet a old woman with no pants and on the 2nd floor he meet another cat. Than he notice he forgot his lunch. But he dont want to go walk that end anymore so he goes on to the 1st floor and walked out of his flat. Its raining.  He is happy to be outside because he can swim now with al his mates in the ditch. And his lunch....he get it from the humans who throwing bread to him. because the thing is a duck.
The Magic Mullet
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surgeon_bond wrote:

lawl

Knock Knock
Whos there
Dunnap
Dunnap who?

bahahahahah you dun a poo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, sorry...

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