what if you are chinese?Sgt.Gh0st wrote:
You know you have played too much BF2 when ...
... You start to talk Chinese.
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You are a crouched inside a bombed out building in your PLA uniform with a red beret cluching a pack of C4. You hear a tank rolling up outside. When the tank passes next to your building, you run outside attach the C4 to the tank and run back inside. You say "suprize mother F*****" and push the detonator. A loud explosion is heard. You grab you gun and start heading for the door when an enemy engineer comes in caulking a 12 Guage.
Then you wake up in your dormroom. It's 12:30 PM 12-12-05 and you have a Calculus Final in two and a half hours.
Then you wake up in your dormroom. It's 12:30 PM 12-12-05 and you have a Calculus Final in two and a half hours.
i loledbugs1984 wrote:
You've totalled your car in an accident, and found yourself in the driveway, waiting for it to re-spawn.
Your spouse does not allow you to order a sunroof with the new car, because "it's not a chair."
and i actually do that[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:
You've replaced your words of gratitude with "Thanks champ" or "Thanks, I owe you one."
Last edited by Mosh (2005-12-13 00:42:39)
^^ Yeah, I actually did it too. Where do you think I got the inspiration for it?
(I also find myself saying "Sorry, man" or "Dammit, sorry" way more often than I used to...)
(I also find myself saying "Sorry, man" or "Dammit, sorry" way more often than I used to...)
very funny, but I know I played BF2 wayyyy to much, reasons goes here:
1) It's 12:23am, I missed the last bus back home and decide to walk back to the Internet Cafe and play till the bus service is back again. (which I did) Total hours played thay day: 18hours 54min.
2) You happen to press the F2 button if you want to change seats on the bus
3) You start researching why the about guns ONLY in the BF2 game.
4) You start reading this thread.
5) You reply to this thread
6) Happen to be planning to do a all night playing BF2 again.
1) It's 12:23am, I missed the last bus back home and decide to walk back to the Internet Cafe and play till the bus service is back again. (which I did) Total hours played thay day: 18hours 54min.
2) You happen to press the F2 button if you want to change seats on the bus
3) You start researching why the about guns ONLY in the BF2 game.
4) You start reading this thread.
5) You reply to this thread
6) Happen to be planning to do a all night playing BF2 again.
You jump out of your third story office window and get pissed off when your chute doesn't deploy.
While on the ground, you start screaming "MEDIC!"
While on the ground, you start screaming "MEDIC!"
When you jump off a wall and think to yourself ok thats about half my life gone but i can still run when in actual fact you'v broken two femurs and are bleeding from your artery
When your running for about 2 minutes and realise that running a little slower doesnt make your body regen itself only for u to print again into a pool of your own vomit
When arriving at the pearly gates of heaven only to find out that there's no such thing as respawn
Robbing a tank while on holiday in a forgein country does not make you a hero.....U WILL GET ARRESTED ! (Or probably shot)
Pulling out your parachute while 10 feet from the ground DOES NOT WORK !
When your running for about 2 minutes and realise that running a little slower doesnt make your body regen itself only for u to print again into a pool of your own vomit
When arriving at the pearly gates of heaven only to find out that there's no such thing as respawn
Robbing a tank while on holiday in a forgein country does not make you a hero.....U WILL GET ARRESTED ! (Or probably shot)
Pulling out your parachute while 10 feet from the ground DOES NOT WORK !
Last edited by JonnyNuemonic (2005-12-13 02:51:15)
"You start a mutiny vote against your teacher"
"You dolphin dive / bunny hop your girlfriend all night "
"You start throwing bags at random people"
"You desperatly throw yourself at persons laying down pounding his chest screaming "CLEAR""
"Whenever you jump down from small hights you desperatly pound your parashute key"
"You try to fix EVERYTHING with a wrench"
"Whenever you look to the sky and see a aircraft or a helicopter you desperatly start looking for your "Q"-key"
"You dolphin dive / bunny hop your girlfriend all night "
"You start throwing bags at random people"
"You desperatly throw yourself at persons laying down pounding his chest screaming "CLEAR""
"Whenever you jump down from small hights you desperatly pound your parashute key"
"You try to fix EVERYTHING with a wrench"
"Whenever you look to the sky and see a aircraft or a helicopter you desperatly start looking for your "Q"-key"
rofl!!! that has got to be the funniest one so farCackNBallz wrote:
When you fart in 3 rapid bursts.
when you can't decide whether to get online and for that bloody medal or have sex with the gf.......
You post threads that begin with "You Know You Play Bf2 Too Much When..."
When you see a helicopter in the sky and you start hiding behind random things.
u no u play 2 much wen u start buying htmmers
u try to observate ur girlfriend with requesting an uav
u hop around on the local hospital heli-pad waiting the chopper to spwan...
after f**king ur girlfriend - u say: iam bingo on ammo
u CAN do the knife thing (upside down on ur index finger)
EDIT:
an ur smiling by reading this thread
u hop around on the local hospital heli-pad waiting the chopper to spwan...
after f**king ur girlfriend - u say: iam bingo on ammo
u CAN do the knife thing (upside down on ur index finger)
EDIT:
an ur smiling by reading this thread
Last edited by someone25 (2005-12-13 07:11:33)
You know when you play BF2 too much when you finally have to leave the comp (only because it crashed mind you) and you find the wife has left with the kids! and you think to yourself 'great more time on BF2 then!'
You play too much when relatives periodically have to come over and feed, water, and turn you towards the light.
.... when you say things like:
"wwwwwwsssssaaaaaaaadddsswwwwwwwsadwsad"
"wwwwwwsssssaaaaaaaadddsswwwwwwwsadwsad"
... When you actually UNDERSTAND these jokes .
*wry smile* too trueSgt.Gh0st wrote:
... When you actually UNDERSTAND these jokes .
when you get ragged for flinching when your mates shout out 'SPOTTED' (Mr Finer ;-)
thats exactly what i dotthf wrote:
hahahahahahaha!!!!!duckforceone wrote:
you go outside after a 2 day session, and see someone moving on the street in the dark, and you look at them, waiting for the tag to pop up so you know if it's an enemy or friend.
(actual story)
can imagine how that must have been like......
or when..
1. you go to bed replaying the round you just played in your head then,
2. you finally fall asleep only to dream of yourself running around with a rifle in hand in some middle eastern neighbourhood shooting faces that uncannily look all alike.......
3. waking up from aforementioned weird dream and wanting to go straight to the PC.
your an airline pilot and flying over a gorgeous city on the 4th of july . and you see fireworks in the air.. you pick up the radio and say " We are being fired by enemy Anti aircraft guns."
you start doing barrel rolls, imellman turns all over the place when you are a commercial pilot. Boy do i feel sorry for your passengers.
you watch tom beringer's "sniper" movies and "enemy at the gates" ( jude law) where you think you are the world's greatest sniper in traning.
you look at an emergency hellicopter and think its a blackhawk hellicopter.
you work for parachute manufacturer.. your boss ask you for ideas how to test their new chuttes. you give him this idea ( try jumping off a 2-4 story building pulling the cord).
you start doing barrel rolls, imellman turns all over the place when you are a commercial pilot. Boy do i feel sorry for your passengers.
you watch tom beringer's "sniper" movies and "enemy at the gates" ( jude law) where you think you are the world's greatest sniper in traning.
you look at an emergency hellicopter and think its a blackhawk hellicopter.
you work for parachute manufacturer.. your boss ask you for ideas how to test their new chuttes. you give him this idea ( try jumping off a 2-4 story building pulling the cord).
When you can actually understand what the radio commands mean when you hear them (MEC or Chinese) without having to look up and read. I'm bingo on ammo, do you copy?
When you use your 1 hour lunch break to go home and "play a quick round." (yes, I sometimes do this... yes, I admit it's sad)
When you'd prefer to stay at home and play BF2 instead of going out (to a bar, movie, whatever).
When you start telling your friends war stories... and they've never played the game in their lives- nor do they plan on purchasing the game. "Man, I just had the most killer round! I did this, and I did this..."
When you use SSH (matched with a home PC running *nix/Elinks) to bypass a corporate proxy so that you can check BF2 stats and forums... (yes, I do this, too... yes, I admit it's pathetic)
If you've ever thought about joining a clan- or, if you have already joined and left a BF2 clan, but start a new nickname because the clan tag is embedded into your nickname (before the advent of the prefix)
When you use your 1 hour lunch break to go home and "play a quick round." (yes, I sometimes do this... yes, I admit it's sad)
When you'd prefer to stay at home and play BF2 instead of going out (to a bar, movie, whatever).
When you start telling your friends war stories... and they've never played the game in their lives- nor do they plan on purchasing the game. "Man, I just had the most killer round! I did this, and I did this..."
When you use SSH (matched with a home PC running *nix/Elinks) to bypass a corporate proxy so that you can check BF2 stats and forums... (yes, I do this, too... yes, I admit it's pathetic)
If you've ever thought about joining a clan- or, if you have already joined and left a BF2 clan, but start a new nickname because the clan tag is embedded into your nickname (before the advent of the prefix)
Well, here is a true story.
I work on an airfield with helicopters and they are flying almost contantly. So one day, right after I had started playing BF2, I was walking back to work after my lunch break. Right as I came onto the airfield I heard an apache coming in. So, instinctively, my whole body tensed up and I focused my eyes on the apache to see wether a blue or red name popped up.
At that point exactly I knew that I played too much.
So now, almost every time I see an apache coming in I always think of that moment.
I work on an airfield with helicopters and they are flying almost contantly. So one day, right after I had started playing BF2, I was walking back to work after my lunch break. Right as I came onto the airfield I heard an apache coming in. So, instinctively, my whole body tensed up and I focused my eyes on the apache to see wether a blue or red name popped up.
At that point exactly I knew that I played too much.
So now, almost every time I see an apache coming in I always think of that moment.
You know you have played too much BF2 when ...
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you always stand behind your girlfriend or wife.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you always keep your eyes on upper level.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you run away from food court when someone drop their tray.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, your girlfriend or wife will find you in Gameshop trying to find BF2 strategy books.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you stand on people's car to find your car.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you always stand behind your girlfriend or wife.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you always keep your eyes on upper level.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you run away from food court when someone drop their tray.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, your girlfriend or wife will find you in Gameshop trying to find BF2 strategy books.
When you go to the Mall with your girlfriend or wife, you stand on people's car to find your car.
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