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youll need alot more than pick up lines.......

Im_Dooomed wrote:

Well I know I've seen threads of stupid pick up lines, and 'Dumbest Joke' or 'Best Joke' er the classic 'Best Dumb Joke'....

Carrying on, I think we should gather up some pick up lines that actually have a positive effect/wow factor on a women. If we get enough replies I'll edit a list in my OP. Anyway here are a few that are originals:

• "Wow, I'm surprised I made it all the way over here to say hi...(pause/wait for her to say what/why?) [Because] the dazzle from your eyes nearly blinded me! My names etc...etc..."
• "Hi, I just have to say your beauty intrigued me to come over and say it. Anyway, my names etc...etc..."

It's always best to say your name and introduce yourself afterwards because then if she doesn't have a response to your pick up line, you can always ask her what her name is and go from there.

I admit I was never the best with women, but if you got a few things to say that you know are GOLDEN, you will be more confident to even say it in the first place.

Begin!!

No no NO!!!! - chat up lines never work on women actually worth hitting on!, only the desperate/ugly ones are likely to fall for them because they never hear them, because no one hits on them!!

I have more women friends than guy friends, most of them are attractive women too.  The best way to "chat up" a woman is to talk to her!,  perhaps approach her at the bar with small talk as your buying a drink, say something like " Hi, how you doing?, <wait for answer>, Are you having a good night?? <wait for answer>...... and so on.  Just talk to her like a person, if you have any personality she will see that and you may just score.  If on the other hand you have no personality, or the woman is way out of your league, then this won't work unless you are lucky and she likes that sort of thing!. 

Besides, i've always found its best to meet women at your place of work, when they can get to know you properly.  Meeting someone in a bar/club when they're intoxicated almost never results in a long term relationship.

My point in this thread is that pickup lines DON'T work. Ever. If you get a girl with any type of pickup line she's a whore. Either that or extremely kind hearted. The odds arn't good though.

lol, not even really good pick up lines like the ones I (Thought) were good?  I mean I'm all for talking to a girl and socializing/small talk, but you can break the ice with a joke/good pickup line also.

Sarrk wrote:

flattery has a better chance

You guys aren't getting me. First off, that first one I posted IS in fact flattering. You're telling the girl she has beautiful eyes basically, get it?!

Secondly, I'm talking pick up lines and comments that are good and flattering. Not Cheesy.

None of that windex shit

Last edited by Im_Dooomed (2007-04-19 01:32:19)

" I want to squeeze your boobies " ( Smile as if you dno what your saying )

Im_Dooomed wrote:

lol, not even really good pick up lines like the ones I (Thought) were good?  I mean I'm all for talking to a girl and socializing/small talk, but you can break the ice with a joke/good pickup line also.

Sarrk wrote:

flattery has a better chance

You guys aren't getting me. First off, that first one I posted IS in fact flattering. You're telling the girl she has beautiful eyes basically, get it?!

Secondly, I'm talking pick up lines and comments that are good and flattering. Not Cheesy.

None of that windex shit

Ok, so its flattery, but its Corny flattery. Stuff that makes you cringe because its so lame.

Here's a pickup line that works 50% of the time:
If I toss a coin, whats my chance of getting head?

But seriously, sometimes a smile can work better than any pickup line.

my pick up line: (while in a crowed bus) "ALLAH AKBAR!" lame? yes. but when has "allah akbar" = screaming fire in a crowed area?

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

Just tell a girl you love their outfit/shoes/hair style.  Before any woman goes out they spend hours getting ready, so if you compliment that they absolutely love it, and think your paying attention to her.

Yup. I also find that bars or clubs or whatever are in fact one of the worst places you can try to pick up women. They're probably drunk and they can't hear a word you're saying over the music.

You actually don`t have to say that much !

Look into their eyes, girls are suckers for eye contact and if they like you the pupils (spell check) in their eyes grows larger !

With that said i actually picked my wife up with this line: Wan`t to make out ?

"Wanna come over to my place and see me pass out?"
"Gimme some pussy, I know have some!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw!"
"Didn't we go to different schools at the same time?"
"Would you come with me if I was going to your place?"
"Can I buy you something to drink, or do you just want the money?"
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
"The word of the day is legs. Do you wanna come over to my place and spread the word?"

...and plenty of other ones that may cause you face to hurt

e: typo

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2007-04-19 04:41:19)

"I was thinking maybe you wanna go out tonight? Have some chicken, maybe some sex..."

Last edited by DesertFox423 (2007-04-19 04:54:44)