is it?Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Its lard. And focking disgusting. Nothing like watching people at lunch eat a sandwich with white goo dripping off it. Homoerotic.Dauntless wrote:
Mayonnaise is aight!
I used to like Mayo, then i found it it had Egg in it.
I've shot 4 out of the 7 or so local cats in my area. not killed them, just tagged them with my air-rifle. that'll teach'em for shitting in my front garden. I hate the things. Cats are vermin, every single, last one of them.
Ungratefull little fuckers too, feed 'em, give them a roof over their head, buy them things, and what do you get??! Jack shit. maybe once in a while they will lay next to you when you're watching TV.
"Oh, as if that makes up for the £120 vet bill"
Pah! Drown 'em I say. or accidentaly-on-purpose forget to tap the break when you see one in the road.
Ungratefull little fuckers too, feed 'em, give them a roof over their head, buy them things, and what do you get??! Jack shit. maybe once in a while they will lay next to you when you're watching TV.
"Oh, as if that makes up for the £120 vet bill"
Pah! Drown 'em I say. or accidentaly-on-purpose forget to tap the break when you see one in the road.
Baby Rabbits look like throbbing purple cocks.
Technically its oil and eggs. In my opinion its focking nasty stuff.jsnipy wrote:
is it?Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Its lard. And focking disgusting. Nothing like watching people at lunch eat a sandwich with white goo dripping off it. Homoerotic.Dauntless wrote:
Mayonnaise is aight!
I would, unfortunately my dog is staying at my parents until we get the invisible fencing installed.Yaocelotl wrote:
You need to find that cat and throw it to a cage full of 5 pitbull dogs. Fucking cat .
thats my other little girl roxanne
I'm with you. I fucking hate cats.
I watched on TV a while ago a Cat got run over by a car. The car came back and run back over it's head about 6 times, it was still alive. Then finally he reverse's and it's skull gets crushed.
Must of been a fair strong Cat, then again the car was only a Nissan Micra.
Must of been a fair strong Cat, then again the car was only a Nissan Micra.
.... I guess you are the kind of person that enjoys watching chinese people crushing a cats skull with high heels?MoonShadow616 wrote:
I've shot 4 out of the 7 or so local cats in my area. not killed them, just tagged them with my air-rifle. that'll teach'em for shitting in my front garden. I hate the things. Cats are vermin, every single, last one of them.
Ungratefull little fuckers too, feed 'em, give them a roof over their head, buy them things, and what do you get??! Jack shit. maybe once in a while they will lay next to you when you're watching TV.
"Oh, as if that makes up for the £120 vet bill"
Pah! Drown 'em I say. or accidentaly-on-purpose forget to tap the break when you see one in the road.
Die.
Manly thing to do. Then cat owner shoots guy in head and goes to jail.jord wrote:
I watched on TV a while ago a Cat got run over by a car. The car came back and run back over it's head about 6 times, it was still alive. Then finally he reverse's and it's skull gets crushed.
Must of been a fair strong Cat, then again the car was only a Nissan Micra.
Not a fan either.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Now that I have to see!!!Shem wrote:
.... I guess you are the kind of person that enjoys watching chinese people crushing a cats skull with high heels?
Actually the guy said the first time it was an accident, so he drove back over it a number of times to put it out of it's misery but it just wouldn't die. Due to the lack of a decent car.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Manly thing to do. Then cat owner shoots guy in head and goes to jail.jord wrote:
I watched on TV a while ago a Cat got run over by a car. The car came back and run back over it's head about 6 times, it was still alive. Then finally he reverse's and it's skull gets crushed.
Must of been a fair strong Cat, then again the car was only a Nissan Micra.
Though the video almost made me sick, I'll PM it to you.MoonShadow616 wrote:
Now that I have to see!!!Shem wrote:
.... I guess you are the kind of person that enjoys watching chinese people crushing a cats skull with high heels?
EDIT: Changed my mind, Its just too foul
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It depends on the size of the cat! Have you ever seen a cat hunt or fight?Yaocelotl wrote:
You need to find that cat and throw it to a cage full of 5 pitbull dogs. Fucking cat .
Let me put it to you this way... If cats and dogs were exactly the same size... there wouldn't be many dogs.
over rabbits. meh.bigdroo wrote:
It depends on the size of the cat! Have you ever seen a cat hunt or fight?Yaocelotl wrote:
You need to find that cat and throw it to a cage full of 5 pitbull dogs. Fucking cat .
Let me put it to you this way... If cats and dogs were exactly the same size... there wouldn't be many dogs.
Well think about it, a Jaquar and a Great Dane.... Which animal would you expect to come out alive if they had to fight for survival? I see dogburgers in that contest.
Some of you like to compare a large dog to a small cat. Well, that's not a good comparison, is it? Sure, I can compare an alley cat to a toy poodle too...
Some of you like to compare a large dog to a small cat. Well, that's not a good comparison, is it? Sure, I can compare an alley cat to a toy poodle too...
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I like to take home oreos for my cats.
You have rubbish cats. Mine are great! Top down: Jimbob Eustance the Third and Peggy (The three legged cat):
Both are RUBBISH at catching things as they are too lazy, both will come to you if you meow or call them.
Both are RUBBISH at catching things as they are too lazy, both will come to you if you meow or call them.
lol you stopped saving baby rabbits to go eat chicken. Would you have stopped saving baby chicks to go eat rabbit?
My cat rocks too, today it fell off the roof of the house trying to climb down into my bedroom window, lmao. I looked down and she was just sitting there licking her ass clean. 8 Lives left.ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
You have rubbish cats. Mine are great! Top down: Jimbob Eustance the Third and Peggy (The three legged cat):
Both are RUBBISH at catching things as they are too lazy, both will come to you if you meow or call them.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/ … bieCat.jpg
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The samurai pizza cats would never do that! don't insult them
I named my old cat peter north.
My cat's called Fisher, after Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher. Everytime it does something bad I can go "For christ sake Fisher, the missions over!"Scratch[USA] wrote:
I named my old cat peter north.
Do you really hate cats?Marlboroman82 wrote:
I fucking hate cats. In fact, if you were to list the things I hate most, in order, here’s where cats would rank:
1. Mayonnaise
2. Cats
3. Katie Couric
4. Hitler
I know what you’re thinking, and you’re probably right. Katie Couric is a little low on that list. Vapid fucking slut. But no, cats are worse. What is the point of owning a cat? It says a lot about you if you enjoy the company of a pet that does nothing but sit around all day and stare at you with complete and utter contempt. It’s like having a shallow Asian girlfriend. I don’t get the appeal.
Cats also rank on high Mrs. Marlboroman's shit list, which looks something like this:
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
3. Ann Curry (The Today Show is about as welcome in our house as a hot fart)
4. Fucking cats
But recent events may push cats to the top of our respective lists. Two weeks ago, Mrs. Marlboroman discovered a litter of baby rabbits in our frontyard. I took a picture of them. Here it is:
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/ … 170018.jpg
Awwwwww. Aren’t they cute? I even named them. From left to right, that’s Pussykiller, Lightning Balls, Russell J. Trombone, and TT Boy. Mrs. Marlboroman watched the mama rabbit give birth to them, stunned that no epidural was administered. But she also noticed that the baby rabbits should not have been born so out in the open, where they could be easily spotted by predators and/or Richard Gere. We both agreed, as new parents ourselves, that we should do our best to shelter the litter, so that they could enjoy a long life of eating carrots, outwitting hunters, battling space aliens, and fighting bulls. So Mrs. Marlboroman surrounded them with a complex wall of twigs, sticks, and twiggy sticks.
But then, what should appear in our yard but one of the outdoor cats that roam our neighborhood. Apparently, cats are divided into two groups: indoor cats and outdoor cats. The idea of an outdoor cat is idiotic to me. It’s basically a stray cat someone assigned themselves to. I own a group of outdoor seagulls myself. Retarded.
Anyway, Mrs. Marlboroman knew this cat wanted to go all Sylvester on the litter, so she stayed outside to shoo it away. But then, two things happened. First, the Girl started crying, which Mrs. Marlboroman had to take care of. Second, I realized I had to check on some chicken I had cooking on the grill. I had that shit marinating overnight. Fuck if I was burning it. The cat was nowhere to be seen. So we went off to do our respective duties. While we were away, the inevitable happened. We came back to find a bloodbath. Only two baby rabbits remained. One was gone, the other badly wounded. Fucking cat.
What is the call here? Do you call the Humane Society? Do you take in the surviving rabbits and raise them as humans? Or do you let cruel nature take its course? I went to go look up animal services on the internet. But the time I got back, it was too late. They were all gone.
I’m well aware that these are rabbits we’re talking about. I’m sure the mama rabbit slutted it up three minutes later and pumped out a new batch without even thinking about it. But still, she lost four kids at once. We couldn’t even save one of them ala Private Ryan. And it was all because of an animal no one with a chemically balanced psyche likes. As a result, Mrs. Marlboroman and I have combined our respective shit lists into one:
1. Outdoor cats
2. Indoor cats
3. Thundercats
4. Aristocats
5. Any other stupid fucking cats
I hate cats.
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