Post your favorite qoute and who its from.
mine is "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”-General Patton
mine is "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”-General Patton
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However, among my favorites -
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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However, among my favorites -
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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"Room service? Bring up a larger room."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
-Groucho Marx
(I can't put down some other favorites, it would take too long)
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
-Groucho Marx
(I can't put down some other favorites, it would take too long)
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
teheheheheheheehehe *runs off giggling*
Ok the real topic (which i must think of else 'this thread will be considered spam' Quote)
Give me your best quotes, whether they be from films, famous people, cats, dogs it doesn't matter just give me quotes. The winner gets +1 karma signed by me. Then you can print screen the karma with my name on it and sell it for millions.
Heres mine:
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
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"This thread is aimless and sucky" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard 9.
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"Fuck you, prick!" - several films.
#rekt
Yippee Kay Aye Motherfucker.
Royale wit Cheese- Pulp Fiction
Whos Zed? Zeds dead baby- Pulp Fiction
In fact, any line out of pulp fiction could be considered my favourite quote.
Whos Zed? Zeds dead baby- Pulp Fiction
In fact, any line out of pulp fiction could be considered my favourite quote.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
"You cant cut the throat of every cocksucker who's character it would improve."
Al Swearingen.
Al Swearingen.
it's all relative.
"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
All tony montana, scarface.
"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." from the book hogfather by terry pratchett.
"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."
also the hogfather
"She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella."
again pratchett
"This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts..."
again pratchett
"That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?"
"Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words."
"It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru."
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"--mouse error, out of cheese--"
all terry pratchett, all the same book. its a good book.
""Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.""
a different pratchett book called jongo.
"He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of General Tacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he'd lent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, and had actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies a Well-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since the first sentence read "Endeavour to be the one inside" he'd rather lost heart." T.P:- carpe juglum
"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of potato. SQUEAK, he said. Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."
EDIT: i read to many terry pratchett books.
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
All tony montana, scarface.
"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." from the book hogfather by terry pratchett.
"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."
also the hogfather
"She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella."
again pratchett
"This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts..."
again pratchett
"That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?"
"Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words."
"It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru."
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"--mouse error, out of cheese--"
all terry pratchett, all the same book. its a good book.
""Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.""
a different pratchett book called jongo.
"He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of General Tacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he'd lent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, and had actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies a Well-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since the first sentence read "Endeavour to be the one inside" he'd rather lost heart." T.P:- carpe juglum
"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of potato. SQUEAK, he said. Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."
EDIT: i read to many terry pratchett books.
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Terry Pratchet! Yes, fuckin win!Noobeater wrote:
"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
All tony montana, scarface.
"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." from the book hogfather by terry pratchett.
"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."
also the hogfather
"She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella."
again pratchett
"This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts..."
again pratchett
"That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?"
"Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words."
"It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru."
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"--mouse error, out of cheese--"
all terry pratchett, all the same book. its a good book.
""Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.""
a different pratchett book called jongo.
"He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of General Tacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he'd lent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, and had actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies a Well-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since the first sentence read "Endeavour to be the one inside" he'd rather lost heart." T.P:- carpe juglum
"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of potato. SQUEAK, he said. Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."
EDIT: i read to many terry pratchett books.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
yay someone else who like him, i thought i was the only person with a bookshelf devoted to his books, its completely full and i'm still missing a couple.