~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6781|Orrstrayleea
^^^ lol at ur sig, just tell him to stop being such a bitch or you'll kick him in the balls , but seriously he should be fine in a few days
NemeSiS-Factor
Favorite Weapon? Pistol
+29|7128|Everett, WA, US

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Its probally just bruised or swelled so hence why it hurts more,also is he the type of guy would play a joke on you?

I'm sure many of us have been kicked in the nuts and some of us have kids so no long term damage has been done.
Having kids is WAY more long term damage than being sterile

twiistaaa wrote:

thtthht wrote:

He can kill me easily. I am trained to defend myself against knives and swords, for up to some point, but not guns.
hahahahahaha. thats goin straight into my sig. god damn!!
Who "trained" you in sword defence?  Add insult to injury by turning him into the cops for owning a weapon.  Or if it's not his, call child services and have him taken away from his family because his dad allows him access to a weapon.  Now THAT would be a laugh riot.  You could point and laugh as in front of one of them as the other is being taken away.  Nothing like breaking up families to end your day, trust me dude.

Last edited by NemeSiS-Factor (2007-05-01 23:20:37)

Dsp-CS-
Claymore magnet
+98|7164|Alaska
You have some fucked up friends
_1_MAN-ARMY.19
Member
+25|6729

thtthht wrote:

The other day, I kicked my friend's balls really really hard. (don't ask why) The problem is that its been several days now, and he says it still hurts like shit. Did I do something really bad to him? I'm serious guys.
are u a idiot? You don't kick someone in their balls that just shows your a pussy.. and it's cheap

Last edited by _1_man-army.19 (2007-05-01 23:25:12)

kylef
Gone
+1,352|6951|N. Ireland
Your some 'friend'. Anyway, from previous 'some friends you are' experiences, your friend will probably be fine. Just don't do it again ;P
ReGmAn78
Member
+16|7105|Alberta, Canada

LT.Victim wrote:

Your a dumbass..
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6686|Scotland!

ReGmAn78 wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

You're a dumbass..
NemeSiS-Factor
Favorite Weapon? Pistol
+29|7128|Everett, WA, US

_1_man-army.19 wrote:

thtthht wrote:

The other day, I kicked my friend's balls really really hard. (don't ask why) The problem is that its been several days now, and he says it still hurts like shit. Did I do something really bad to him? I'm serious guys.
are u a idiot? You don't kick someone in their balls that just shows your a pussy.. and it's cheap
It's not cheap.  Anything you can do to a person is fair if they can do it to you.  People should simply defend their weak spot.  If I get in a no-rules fight, I would guard low.  Getting hit in the face would be better than the balls.  If I had foresight into my fights, I would grease 'em up real good so they slide around if anything comes flying at 'em.  Plus it feels nice.
GermanLegionaire
...performing headshots!
+46|7043|Hamburg / Germany

_1_man-army.19 wrote:

thtthht wrote:

The other day, I kicked my friend's balls really really hard. (don't ask why) The problem is that its been several days now, and he says it still hurts like shit. Did I do something really bad to him? I'm serious guys.
are u a idiot? You don't kick someone in their balls that just shows your a pussy.. and it's cheap
qft
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6898|Brisbane, Australia

On year 10 camp this guy at my school stacked it on his mountain bike. then his balls swelled up and were black/blue (he didn't show us thank god).

Anyway, the funny bit is, he went to some dodgy asian doctor who felt him up. lol

so you may get lucky if he goes to the doctor

seriously though, don't be an idiot next time - just hit him in the face rather than the balls
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
+35|6757
umm your a bit fuck, why would you and your friends punch each other in the throat? lol tards.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7127|mexico

namsdrawkcaB wrote:

umm your a bit fuck, why would you and your friends punch each other in the throat? lol tards.
i can guarantee this guy has never tasted vagina... do i have to explain it?
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6681|Escea

Was it like this, minus the ninja turtle
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7120|USA
Kick him in the face. Then he won't notice his balls hurt.
genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|7136|Middle of nowhere
lol, this topic is funny, even though it probably shouldn't be
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7223|Dallas

genius_man16 wrote:

lol, this topic is funny, even though it probably shouldn't be
Wouldn't be quite as funny if it was you who got kicked in the balls, would it?
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6953|Sydney, Australia
Make sure you apologise.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6681|Escea

Getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain I've felt so far, stomach cramps always follow.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7104|Poundland
I think you made a mistake
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7178|Scotland

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

ur friend is fuckedddddddd!
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6883
Was he chained to a wall when you kicked him?

Was he begging for you to call him a dirty boy?
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7120|USA
Im trying to figure out how your still alive after kicking him in the balls.

1. Thats a bitch thing to do.

2. You'd be in a deep hole if you were my "friend".


For the record I am a PS1 belt in Bushido Blade fighting style.

Last edited by Mason4Assassin444 (2007-05-02 09:47:27)

Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7224|UK
I think he should be allowed pay back.

Step1: Get paintball gun.
Step2: Freeze paintball.
Step3: Load gun.
Step4: Aim.
Step5: Fire.
jord
Member
+2,382|7136|The North, beyond the wall.
Tell him to get over it, time is a healer.
Scardaddy
Member
+37|6850|UK
wow this is dumb and no offence to anyone that posted but if you need to look for help here about kicking someone in the nuts you got serious mental health issues.

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