The Queen

2007-05-03 07:59:03

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7213|Dallas

Yeah, so umm. Now that you limey Brits have a parliment and a Prime Minister, what's the point in a Queen/King/Prince(s) etc? What do they do besides look old and pompous? I mean, if there is some secret job that you can get that makes it where you can just sit around all day and eat crumpets and tea and get paid ridicules amounts of money and the worship of your "subjects" for doing, then I would like to send my resume to the hiring company in charge.

In every photo of royalty they are doing the same five things (with captions). Ohh and all photo's of royalty come with 50% more old than the standard photo of a human:

Sitting on their asses.

https://english.people.com.cn/200604/21/images/0420_B28.jpg

Now I shall read the ways in which you displease me.

Standing around.

Jolly good day isn't it? Too bad all these peasants have to be here.

Waving.

https://www.solarnavigator.net/embassies/embassies_images/queen_elizabeth_and_duke_australia_commonwealth_games.jpg

Yes, yes, wave minions, wave and smile at your masters.

Being Nazi's.

https://warshop.cz/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/prince_harry_nazi.jpg

Heil Hagus!

Being Dead.

https://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/diana_car.jpg

Are the crumpets ok? Did the fish and chips get squashed? Ohh, there was something else..the other thing....umm..ohh yeah is the Princess OK? No? Ohh well, she was a commoner anyways. Report the news to ze Queen.

2007-05-03 08:00:44

#2

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7164

Royalty is useless.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2007-05-03 08:00:48

#3

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|7003

I predict arguments about how she brings in millions of pounds worth of tourist money....

2007-05-03 08:02:20

#4

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|7016|Oxford

It's so you yanks come over and spend your money here. And we all love her.

2007-05-03 08:03:23

#5

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7164

RicardoBlanco wrote:
It's so you yanks come over and spend your money here. And we all love her.

How many Americans go to UK compared to Brits going to America?

2007-05-03 08:04:37

#6

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|7016|Oxford

I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.

2007-05-03 08:07:49

#7

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7098|Keyboard

RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.

Winner

2007-05-03 08:08:30

#8

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7213|Dallas

RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.

Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.

2007-05-03 08:08:33

#9

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6938|Gogledd Cymru

its traditional, culture one might say

2007-05-03 08:09:17

#10

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7164

Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.
Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.

Are you suggesting cremation?

2007-05-03 08:09:39

#11

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7097

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
It's so you yanks come over and spend your money here. And we all love her.
How many Americans go to UK compared to Brits going to America?

Seeing as America has about 240 million more citizens than us, I'd say a lot more Yanks are likely to come here than we go there.

2007-05-03 08:11:08

#12

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7097

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.
Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.
Are you suggesting cremation?

With any luck, he's suggesting going doing some munging!

(Urban Dictionary for those not in the know, but be warned, it's probably NSFW)

2007-05-03 08:11:49

#13

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7213|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.
Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.
Are you suggesting cremation?

More like adding to the pollution of the Hudson River along with a few more cinder blocks.

2007-05-03 08:12:18

#14

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7164

Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:

Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.
Are you suggesting cremation?
More like adding to the pollution of the Hudson River along with a few more cinder blocks.

But think of the poor animals

2007-05-03 08:12:34

#15

aardfrith: Δ > x > ¥; +145|7240

Oh shit, not this tired thread again. Can't you just refer to http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=60967 without digging up all the same xenophobic bollocks again?

Goddamn septics.

2007-05-03 08:12:34

#16

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|7003

Is Prince Phillip in America? Expect hilarious racist remarks if so...

2007-05-03 08:14:15

#17

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|7016|Oxford

Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.
Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.

I'd keep them. You might learn something.

2007-05-03 08:14:16

#18

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7213|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Are you suggesting cremation?
More like adding to the pollution of the Hudson River along with a few more cinder blocks.
But think of the poor animals

You would be surprised at how little a dead body can affect an ecosystem. For instance, once the body has washed out to sea, her crown may start the beginnings of a new coral reef. Not to mention all the nutrients the body will give animals that would eat the corpse due to years of eating crumpets, caviar and drinking green tea.

2007-05-03 08:14:51

#19

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7097

CameronPoe wrote:
Is Prince Phillip in America? Expect hilarious racist remarks if so...

*imagines Phil and some Mexicans*

2007-05-03 08:15:21

#20

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7213|Dallas

RicardoBlanco wrote:
Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
I have absolutely no idea but going by the fact Oxford gets clogged up with fat, loud ones every summer, I'd say quite a few. London is significantly worse.
Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.
I'd keep them. You might learn something.

Learn what? How to wave? How to unsuccessfully flee from paparazzi?

2007-05-03 08:15:29

#21

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7164

Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:

More like adding to the pollution of the Hudson River along with a few more cinder blocks.
But think of the poor animals
You would be surprised at how little a dead body can affect an ecosystem. For instance, once the body has washed out to sea, her crown may start the beginnings of a new coral reef. Not to mention all the nutrients the body will give animals that would eat the corpse due to years of eating crumpets, caviar and drinking green tea.

So I guess it's good for the environment, then lets do that when she goes to USA!

2007-05-03 08:17:06

#22

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6970|...

The queen is coming to my town today.

2007-05-03 08:18:01

#23

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7205|Argentina

I think nobody should question the traditions and culture of other country as long as they don't affect the life of other people.

2007-05-03 08:18:22

#24

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|7016|Oxford

Cougar wrote:
RicardoBlanco wrote:
Cougar wrote:

Ohh yeah? Well at the moment we have some fat, old, and useless English people in Virginia doing nothing other than existing. Take her (it) home before she croaks over here and we have to do stuff with the body.
I'd keep them. You might learn something.
Learn what? How to wave? How to unsuccessfully flee from paparazzi?

Just general stuff really. Spelling, maths, general knowledge, elocution etc etc

2007-05-03 08:18:43

#25

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7097

Sorry, so what was the point of this thread other than to bring up some stereotypes about the Brits, and then the inevitable flame war between the Yanks and the Brits?

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