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what kinda glitches would you expect if they made the world
what kinda glitches would you expect if they made the world
oh god...just thinking of it, makes me scared.
you get dressed and fall into a coma. (Pick up kit CTD)
Your have 2 minutes of a four hour journey left, and your car breaks down. (Crash at verifying client data)
Your have 2 minutes of a four hour journey left, and your car breaks down. (Crash at verifying client data)
Last edited by Titch2349 (2007-05-05 04:49:03)
They would make all the women lesbians, so we cant get any :S
when you was just about to go to work , your works server would CTD and so you would go out on the piss
you wouldn't need doors anymore... you could just glitch into your house.
Every Man would have a massive penis, but just as your about to use it EA would Nerf it.
everybody would be forced to move to the new earth each year as EA release their next yearly upgrade
there would be no need to travel arround in the world, since you would find the same set of buildings all over the world.
no need for trampolines - you can just jump - real life bunnyhopping + dolphin diving xD
human populatain would be huge, because every one will respawn after 15 seconds they die
It would crash all the time, and I mean all the time, lift a hand fatal error, try to read a book and you wind up having to die and respawn as a baby and start over. Or better yet EA thinks you hack and resets your life, LMFAO.
lolScardaddy wrote:
Or better yet EA thinks you hack and resets your life, LMFAO.
Whenever someone died, let's say on a cruise ship or plane, or some large moving object, he/she would fall through the floor. (BF2142 Titan)
There would be a language filter obviously 3 swear words and you get kicked from life for 1 minute
In your options screen you would be able to switch your language filter so you could actually understand what those fuckin "sims" were sayin
All illnesses would be solved by defibs
In your options screen you would be able to switch your language filter so you could actually understand what those fuckin "sims" were sayin
All illnesses would be solved by defibs
Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime
rag doll physics would occur and anyone killed in say a road accident, fall or explosion would be very funny. There would also be no blood, only dust.
You go to get the bus to work and you shout "Hey I need a ride!" and the bus just drives off saying "No way man." and crashes into an M1A2 tank.
where ever you go, there will be a bratty 12 yr old that says "u haxor" and "nub"
and then bans from ever going there again
and then bans from ever going there again
Vehicles will start randmoly flying around the message "There is a problem with your life"
I always wanted to put my hand through a wall
People would be jumping in front of cars and have the driver arrested just to be an ass.
Psychiatrists meant to help you out with your life would only say: Sorry, I can't help you with that.
Everyone would have the EA logo on their forehead, Teal'c style.
Any object would be able to withstand at least 1 missile.
People would run around with their arms curled in the air looking for something to pick up.
Psychiatrists meant to help you out with your life would only say: Sorry, I can't help you with that.
Everyone would have the EA logo on their forehead, Teal'c style.
Any object would be able to withstand at least 1 missile.
People would run around with their arms curled in the air looking for something to pick up.
you'd get stuck in traffic for hours and once your finally out of it 'There is a problem with your connection..'
I'd be worried about a CTD if I was driving along. I'd also be concerned if I got the no kit bug.
I'd hate to have the text though. All the whiners saying "GIVE ME MONIES I SCAM WELL"
I'd hate to have the text though. All the whiners saying "GIVE ME MONIES I SCAM WELL"
Half of you people think of 'If EA made the world' as basically if BF2 was in the real world.
Milk.org wrote:
You go to get the bus to work and you shout "Hey I need a ride!" and the bus just drives off saying "No way man." and crashes into an M1A2 tank.