vehicles would hit each other and then after a couple bumps you'd blow up
You might have to work 20 km to work every morning, because some idiot turned on the IO mode.
i guess you could never die you just re spawn
Now, that's funny!Milk.org wrote:
You go to get the bus to work and you shout "Hey I need a ride!" and the bus just drives off saying "No way man." and crashes into an M1A2 tank.
All your money would belongs to EA. It's in The Real Life ROE.
Your life would be reset for winning any prize. It's life Padding.
you'd miss work every 4 days because a new patch makes your life outdated.
Sex is nurfed because too many religeous zealouts bitched.
You cannot do anything new in your life unless you pay for a new booster pack.
If you wanted to improve your life, youd have to rent a ranked area of land so you can not live like a noob.
If you had any problems in life, you'd have EA's tech support. making suicide rates explode, only to respawn again in the same damn situation with the same damn problem and no help.
It's not EA that makes the glitches, it's DICE.
EA promotes and gets the money for the game, while it's all up to DICE to make the game.
So a better title would be "What if DICE made the world?"
EA promotes and gets the money for the game, while it's all up to DICE to make the game.
So a better title would be "What if DICE made the world?"
Last edited by Ryan (2007-05-05 09:36:08)
The entire german race would be admins, and kicking people for everything. KICKING!!!!! mint-sauce-41 - YOU LOOKED AT ME AGAIN!!!!
#rekt
Um I hate to break it to you man, be we already do that, its called "taxes". If you dont pay them, they rip your house and property away, so you never actually own anything.If you wanted to improve your life, youd have to rent a ranked area of land so you can not live like a noob.
You wouldn't be able to get past the age of 20 without getting reset.
yeah, but i'm not talking about home owning, I'm talking about, improving your job, buying furniture, stuff like that. you could only improve your living conditions on a ranked land, in this hypothetical realm.-=AudigyXi=- wrote:
Um I hate to break it to you man, be we already do that, its called "taxes". If you dont pay them, they rip your house and property away, so you never actually own anything.If you wanted to improve your life, youd have to rent a ranked area of land so you can not live like a noob.
Evolution would be released in EA's planet patches (This version is currently ExistanceBeta1.09709870978097809709) instead of organisms adapting to their environment they would get fucked up and have to live in diff parts of the world.
you would wake up one morning and find everyone is gone. then u realize they upgraded their lifepatch version. you spen the next 5 hours of your life completely alone trying to install...only for it to crash
Then the world would need an update every week
Uh... toilets would be dirty because hit detection is crap?
lol, that is toooo funny. +1Archer wrote:
Uh... toilets would be dirty because hit detection is crap?
Agreed! ROFLstef10 wrote:
lol, that is toooo funny. +1Archer wrote:
Uh... toilets would be dirty because hit detection is crap?
I think that was good. But OP deleted it.xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
if you want to sleep in a hotel
- there are no beds.
- you can only go in by driving a car throw the wall
- there is a invicibly wall, and if you touch it you are dead
You don't need elevators, only C4 and parachutes.
shooting people will only kill if god turned FF on
Last edited by Miguel diaz (2007-05-05 17:40:53)
i could be a pilot cause flying is pretty easy
Airports would be full of people on suicide watch
Remember the scene in Black Hawk Down where the pilot shouts "I got skinnies with RPG's at 3 o'clock", the minigun operator would shout back "Yeah, and? Its not as though I can hit the bastards anymore.".
EA would remove all competition and so all computer games would be glitch filled fuckups.
You'd break a land-speed record yet it would be recorded as a water-speed record
Nobody would want to win a football game, instead they'd all have a big fight in the dressing rooms
The European Union would have an invincible army that takes in its enemies due to them switching sides at the start of every battle.
Fallujah would be in Afghanistan (see the SF manual )
White people would have all the "technical jobs", blacks would have to do the dirty work
All wars would be fought during the day.
Remember the scene in Black Hawk Down where the pilot shouts "I got skinnies with RPG's at 3 o'clock", the minigun operator would shout back "Yeah, and? Its not as though I can hit the bastards anymore.".
EA would remove all competition and so all computer games would be glitch filled fuckups.
You'd break a land-speed record yet it would be recorded as a water-speed record
Nobody would want to win a football game, instead they'd all have a big fight in the dressing rooms
The European Union would have an invincible army that takes in its enemies due to them switching sides at the start of every battle.
Fallujah would be in Afghanistan (see the SF manual )
White people would have all the "technical jobs", blacks would have to do the dirty work
All wars would be fought during the day.
Last edited by Snake (2007-05-05 17:51:33)
They would laugh at how much everybody bashes them yet still uses their stuff.
thats the best one so farusmarine2005 wrote:
They would laugh at how much everybody bashes them yet still uses their stuff.
fall down a little hill and loose more health that having a ak-101 bulit in your arse
pissin would get me lag
Some people will have so much lag that they wouldn't know what hit them. Literally.
People would bounce off cars when other people attempt to run them over
People would bounce off cars when other people attempt to run them over