Heh. Once, I punched my friend so hard in his arm, that my knuckles kinda buckled in. That hurt for quite awhile.
Oh btw referring to my earlier post in this thread. Had to go back to the hospital 5 days later to get my nose checked out and the swellings gone down and it isn't broken after all. The lad got an £85 fine for assault on Police. So if any of you want to go and smack a copper that's all it will cost you.
couple of years ago I was cutting up some salami and slipped.......
sliced the end of my thumb of, but it didn't hurt at all. I think I still have the top of my thumb somewhere....
sliced the end of my thumb of, but it didn't hurt at all. I think I still have the top of my thumb somewhere....
I fell off a bridge, i was sitting on the hand rail, very drunk, kinda rocking back and forward a bit and fell straight backwards over the railing.
it was about 20ft to the water but I didn't land on the water, oh no, i landed on the rocks at the bank about 4 foot above the water right on the very edge of the bankr, then when i tried to sit up i rolled off the bank into the river.
I was so drunk I didn't even get a scratch or a bruise on me. the freezing water sobered me up pretty sharp d'oh !
it was about 20ft to the water but I didn't land on the water, oh no, i landed on the rocks at the bank about 4 foot above the water right on the very edge of the bankr, then when i tried to sit up i rolled off the bank into the river.
I was so drunk I didn't even get a scratch or a bruise on me. the freezing water sobered me up pretty sharp d'oh !
Oh just remembered my dad was arguing with my mum. He had a cooking knife in his hand. Went to stab the point of it into the chopping board. His little finger slipped onto the blade n he sliced completely through his ligament. Put a tissue over it and drove himself to hospital! lol. Still cant straighten properly 4 years on.
lol at the stories i have a few
1) whilst playing football broke both the bones in my left leg and dislocated the ankle at the same time. that was probably the worst pain i have ever felt in my life.
2) doin jumps in woods on bike other day went up ramp missed tabletop and landed cut hand open and peg hit me in head lol
3)lol a funny one. grating cheese for mince and grated a piece of my finger off which was later found in the pile of cheese lol.
1) whilst playing football broke both the bones in my left leg and dislocated the ankle at the same time. that was probably the worst pain i have ever felt in my life.
2) doin jumps in woods on bike other day went up ramp missed tabletop and landed cut hand open and peg hit me in head lol
3)lol a funny one. grating cheese for mince and grated a piece of my finger off which was later found in the pile of cheese lol.
Now that one made me cringe.messmessmess17 wrote:
3)lol a funny one. grating cheese for mince and grated a piece of my finger off which was later found in the pile of cheese lol.
1) staple my finger to............another finger
2) hi-fived an iron for about 20 seconds. (i was 5ish)
im what they call a 'daredevil' lol
2) hi-fived an iron for about 20 seconds. (i was 5ish)
im what they call a 'daredevil' lol
Once when I was kid a climbed this really big tree. When I was almost at the top a branch broke and I started falling. I kept hitting branch after branch, tumbling my way down out of control. I remember not knowing what the hell is going on and than, I couldn't believe it, I landed on my feet !!!
I didn't brake anything but I had about 100 bruises all over. I first started laughing madly but than I started crying
And, thank God, I went through the war with just scraped knees and elbows from "dolphin diving" every time some fucker slams his car doors.
I didn't brake anything but I had about 100 bruises all over. I first started laughing madly but than I started crying
And, thank God, I went through the war with just scraped knees and elbows from "dolphin diving" every time some fucker slams his car doors.
Not the same ---->near death experiencesKurazoo wrote:
Search: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=46765
On topic :1)I was sliding down a staircase railing only to fall of fall straight on my chin (woop woop) had 6 stitches for my 6 birthday
2)In a store :wanted to get to the top shelve the "easy way" stepped on top of a freezer box (with metal edges +handle)---->most expensive chocolate bar I ever had ,quite a gash in my leg +big oval scar (semi funny part: i was walking/staggering around for a while trying to find staff in the meanwhile people just walk past me thinking wtf happened here? and just passing by, some guy actually laughed and said :"nice props")
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srry no pics for my stuff scars are to gruesome btw
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Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
*gasps* Em0!!!!!! jks jks....but seriously HTF did that happen?
hmm i guess no one remember's bearz's threadbennisboy wrote:
fat hands
Well, I've got one bastard of a bruise on my left side just under my ribcage, slipped on the wet floor in my bathroom and went right into the corner of the sink counter. My real pride and joy though is the scar that's about four inches long and a little over half an inch wide on my left thigh. Chainsaw. Lemme tell you, horror movies aren't far off on that, chainsaws make a real mess out of anything constructed of meat. I'll try and take a shot of the scar tomorrow if I remember and I can find my digicam.
Got slapped with a hockeystick against my right wrist so now they put metal plates in it and now I cant move it like my left wirst cuz its locked. After the stitching I went for a shower back home and the stitches were wet so when they removed the cast, I couldnt see all this dead meat hanging on my wrist, now I'm called Scarhand
If I were you, I'd own that nickname. Make it your own. Shit, get some crazy tribal work done on your hand and really give the fuckers something to stare at. Sounds like they didn't do too fantastic a job putting you back together though man, sorry to hear that part._NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
Got slapped with a hockeystick against my right wrist so now they put metal plates in it and now I cant move it like my left wirst cuz its locked. After the stitching I went for a shower back home and the stitches were wet so when they removed the cast, I couldnt see all this dead meat hanging on my wrist, now I'm called Scarhand
under 16s look away lol
did that long time ago. Broke the bone running from big toe to middle of foot. Had to get pins in :s
did that long time ago. Broke the bone running from big toe to middle of foot. Had to get pins in :s
Coolbeano wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
*gasps* Em0!!!!!! jks jks....but seriously HTF did that happen?hmm i guess no one remember's bearz's threadbennisboy wrote:
fat hands
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
You are not teh bearz.
Lessee... (If I remember or am reminded, I'll put up details)
Stabbed myself with a scalpel.
Cactus Accident
Several bike falls
Baseball -> Eye socket
Shotput in the pelvis.
Countless ingrown toenail accidents.
Stabbed myself with a scalpel.
Cactus Accident
Several bike falls
Baseball -> Eye socket
Shotput in the pelvis.
Countless ingrown toenail accidents.
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Had to many to mention. Probably the most memorable, but one of the least serious:
Decided to jump off a loft and grab hold of an engine hook which was suspended from a high ceiling. It was being used to hang cattle for skinning, de-heading and hanging. Hence the huge amount of blood on the floor. In my mind it was a river of blood and I was Indiana Jones. Ended up missing the bit I was aiming for and instead one of the hooks went through my hand and left me dangling above the pool of cows blood which I quickly added to.
Hung there for about 10min's in all before someone heard me shouting and then it took another 10mins to get a second person to help lift me up and off the hook. (I was 16stone when 16) Still have the scars on the top and bottom of my hand...........silly really.
Decided to jump off a loft and grab hold of an engine hook which was suspended from a high ceiling. It was being used to hang cattle for skinning, de-heading and hanging. Hence the huge amount of blood on the floor. In my mind it was a river of blood and I was Indiana Jones. Ended up missing the bit I was aiming for and instead one of the hooks went through my hand and left me dangling above the pool of cows blood which I quickly added to.
Hung there for about 10min's in all before someone heard me shouting and then it took another 10mins to get a second person to help lift me up and off the hook. (I was 16stone when 16) Still have the scars on the top and bottom of my hand...........silly really.
ROFLing at "Cactus Accident" (should be the name of a band, IMO) and "Shotput in the pelvis".Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Lessee... (If I remember or am reminded, I'll put up details)
Stabbed myself with a scalpel.
Cactus Accident
Several bike falls
Baseball -> Eye socket
Shotput in the pelvis.
Countless ingrown toenail accidents.
And JahManRed, damn man, that is NOT how suspension piercing is done.
a sack of bricks and cinder blocks fell on my right foot this morning.
Is it busted, or just real painful?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
a sack of bricks and cinder blocks fell on my right foot this morning.
I have some health issues which when the docs asked 'had I ever been concussed?' they are never happy with a list...
[1] Bike accident, banked into corner wrong peddle down - broken forks and concussion for me
[2] Bike accident, hit corner on fresh stone chipped road - bent wheel, triple fractured elbow, concussed
[3] Bike accident, car hit me at speed from side (bonnet, windscreen, bonnet again, windscreen again, down bonnet hit road) - bent wheel, severe bruising, concussion
[4] Bike accident, hit black ice, hit head, concussed, came too in middle of main road I had slid into
[5] Bike accident, thinking about a girl issue head down not paying attention, hit rear of stationary car (sunny day so no reason not to see it!) - yay not concussed just very embarrassed picking up bits of bike!
Other interesting accident:
Carving wood with pen-knife, blade snapped shut and twisted, cut finger to bone half way around so I could pull apart and see my own bone - 5 stitches I think and that's when I found out I was immune to the locals they used.
[1] Bike accident, banked into corner wrong peddle down - broken forks and concussion for me
[2] Bike accident, hit corner on fresh stone chipped road - bent wheel, triple fractured elbow, concussed
[3] Bike accident, car hit me at speed from side (bonnet, windscreen, bonnet again, windscreen again, down bonnet hit road) - bent wheel, severe bruising, concussion
[4] Bike accident, hit black ice, hit head, concussed, came too in middle of main road I had slid into
[5] Bike accident, thinking about a girl issue head down not paying attention, hit rear of stationary car (sunny day so no reason not to see it!) - yay not concussed just very embarrassed picking up bits of bike!
Other interesting accident:
Carving wood with pen-knife, blade snapped shut and twisted, cut finger to bone half way around so I could pull apart and see my own bone - 5 stitches I think and that's when I found out I was immune to the locals they used.
noobwantacookie wrote:
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-Stitches in my head from running into the corner of a wall.