ASDA to buy Chavs?

2007-05-09 14:17:21

#26

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7091|Washington, DC

/me laughs at the UK

We should send some LA, NY, and DC gangstas over to the UK and have them duke it out with the chavs. It'll be like the American Revolution only yankee gangstas against British wannabe-gangstas.

2007-05-09 14:17:27

#27

bennisboy: Member; +829|7107|Poundland

jord wrote:
S3v3N wrote:
Atleast you haven't been over run by EMO's
Why?

They don't bother other people, if they wanna cut thereselves they don't bother anyone around them.

Not like Chav's.

LMAO, I was so confused until you replied to that, I thought he meant he'd been hit by a car full of emo's. I'm too tired! lol

2007-05-09 14:18:54

#28

bennisboy: Member; +829|7107|Poundland

Hurricane wrote:
/me laughs at the UK

We should send some LA, NY, and DC gangstas over to the UK and have them duke it out with the chavs. It'll be like the American Revolution only yankee gangstas against British wannabe-gangstas.

A lot of the bad areas here are almost, if not as bad, as lots of your ghettos. Its jus we get lots of wannagees as well

2007-05-09 14:19:19

#29

Savage25: elisha cuthbert is the sex.<3; +6|6659|England, UK.

LMFAO. That would be embarressing, I can see it now.

### BREAKING NEWS! - CAR FULL OF EMOS KILLS CHILD OF 6 ON M25 ###

2007-05-10 03:23:30

#30

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6980|Πάϊ

Hurricane wrote:
/me laughs at the UK

We should send some LA, NY, and DC gangstas over to the UK and have them duke it out with the chavs. It'll be like the American Revolution only yankee gangstas against British wannabe-gangstas.

The only thing that separates them is guns. Chavs only carry knives. And the only reason why most chavs can't exactly be called gangstas is because they don't have the brains to become one so they keep on the low end of the ladder. Aka the scum of the earth.

_ƒ³

2007-05-10 10:41:37

#31

mrchinchin25: Member; +14|6867

Handy Hint - carry a bucket of KFC chicken around, and when chavs attack you can throw the chicken away. Chavs always follow chicken.

For Emo's your best defence is laughter. Just laugh at them. If you laugh hard enough (think a throaty Father Christmas laugh) then they will melt into a puddle of Sweet & Sour sauce, which you can then hoover up using a dog (or hoover).

Seriously, take action now.

2007-05-10 10:44:14

#32

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7139|In You Endo- Stoke

mrchinchin25 wrote:
Handy Hint - carry a bucket of KFC chicken around, and when chavs attack you can throw the chicken away. Chavs always follow chicken.

For Emo's your best defence is laughter. Just laugh at them. If you laugh hard enough (think a throaty Father Christmas laugh) then they will melt into a puddle of Sweet & Sour sauce, which you can then hoover up using a dog (or hoover).

Seriously, take action now.

LOL mr chinchin!

I always carry chicken in my gooch pocket just incase i am surrounded by chav's

I would prefer emo's to chav anyday,at least when you insull them they may actually kill themselves.Rather than infecting the planet anymore.

2007-05-10 10:46:11

#33

mrchinchin25: Member; +14|6867

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
mrchinchin25 wrote:
Handy Hint - carry a bucket of KFC chicken around, and when chavs attack you can throw the chicken away. Chavs always follow chicken.

For Emo's your best defence is laughter. Just laugh at them. If you laugh hard enough (think a throaty Father Christmas laugh) then they will melt into a puddle of Sweet & Sour sauce, which you can then hoover up using a dog (or hoover).

Seriously, take action now.
I always carry chicken in my gooch pocket

WELL DON'T

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2007-05-10 10:46:26

#34

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7033

Mekstizzle wrote:
They need to fucking stop bringing that stupid shithole culture more and more into society. This country is doomed.

I couldn't agree more.

♥

2007-05-10 10:53:57

#35

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6684|Escea

Toilet Sex wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
They need to fucking stop bringing that stupid shithole culture more and more into society. This country is doomed.
I couldn't agree more.

I'll second that

2007-05-10 11:47:14

#36

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6863|dm_maidenhead

I prefer chavs to scene kids. Most of them anyway.

edited because FFLink made fun of my spelling in the IRC

Last edited by petermassingale (2007-05-10 12:01:17)

2007-05-10 12:12:35

#37

Savage25: elisha cuthbert is the sex.<3; +6|6659|England, UK.

I'd choose emos over chavs any day!

Too right Chavs are dumb bitches!

Chav girls look horrendous. Absolutely shocking beasts.

At least there's a good percentage of hot emo girls.

2007-05-10 12:34:25

#38

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7114

I always wanted to move to england (english family, culture, born and raised in holland) but the people here are actually alright, if generally less polite/social

but 30 pounds per week post-16-year-old school money is win.

2007-05-10 12:38:34

#39

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

SargeV1.4 wrote:
I always wanted to move to england (english family, culture, born and raised in holland) but the people here are actually alright, if generally less polite/social

but 30 pounds per week post-16-year-old school money is win.

plus ou can benefit fraud like every chav in uk

2007-05-10 12:42:54

#40

Savage25: elisha cuthbert is the sex.<3; +6|6659|England, UK.

I see families so poor that they can't furnish their own homes, and yet their kids are walking around in AF1's, wearing expensive (but typically shit) Carbrini and Burburry crap.

Makes me wonder.

I have a neighbour across the street who had disability rails fit by her front door, and claimed one of those Electric Wheelchair/Scooter things through the NHS.

I see her walk to work and back every day.

I think to myself, "cheeky biatch".

Oh by the way, you don't get EMA Student Benefits if your parents earn over £29,800 a year (Combined)

Which is why I get so angry and students who spend their EMA allowance on getting wasted and clothes, as opposed to stuff they need for studying. When I have to slug my ass off saving, trying to get a job just to support my own lunches during the week.

My parents even cut my allowance by half on my birthday in April. Those bastards.

Last edited by Savage25 (2007-05-10 12:46:16)

2007-05-10 15:43:07

#41

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7079|InGerLand

wow this is old
ASDA have already had this in development for a good 6 months now, if they arn't trialling it already they will be soon

savage25 wrote:
Cons - The guys that wear the 'skinny' jeans look kinda gay.
- They self harm, which is uncalled for, but they see it as necessary.

you missed out:
-moan like they were a war victim or part of some horrific genocide
-think they are the only one in the world with problems
-contradictory attitudes and music ('deep' emotions vs screamo i mean wtf?)
-the music that isn't contradictory is lame as fuck with bad lyrics, Bill Baileys example "How can I feel pain
When you're being so supportive?" (couldn't find the whole song unfortunatly) more aimed at modern rock in general but you can borrow from it.
-the damn insult upon the eyes that comes with the god aweful makeup ok so its not exactly gothic but still you may as well cake your face in mud for all i care

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jord wrote:

S3v3N wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

mrchinchin25 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

mrchinchin25 wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

savage25 wrote:

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