heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6850|New York
Stupid people do not deserve courtesy. If I had it my way, it would be a law that ignorant dumbasses would be allowed to be told off by employees. Some questions that people ask, and the way they treat the employee their asking, is utterly ridiculous, ESPECIALLY after the employee has calmly answered the same question over and over and over again.
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too_money2007
Member
+145|6770|Keller, Tx

Hurricane wrote:

too_money2007 wrote:

And it's so sweet to see you guys stick up for each other. So... gay.
Yep, we are pretty gay! Gaze in amazement at our stunning fashion sense and six packs.
I love you all.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6951|Gogledd Cymru

Hurricane wrote:

too_money2007 wrote:

And it's so sweet to see you guys stick up for each other. So... gay.
Yep, we are pretty gay! Gaze in amazement at our stunning fashion sense and six packs.
hurri are those new pants, looking good man extremely yummy i like how they emphasise your eyes
Rennkasper
Member
+27|7204|Dortmund
A friend of mine works for an internet provider.A man walks into his shop and asked him:I would like to get an internet connection.My friend answered: I´m sorry Sir, we just sold our last one.Please come back tomorrow.And so he did!He came back the next day and got what he wanted.
BTW, i´m doing the same work as cougar and i´m making the same expiriences every day.Some people are really dumb.

Last edited by Rennkasper (2007-05-11 07:55:58)

Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7111|Keyboard

too_money2007 wrote:

If you didn't talk to them like assholes, they'd respond better. They might be idiots, but I'm sure it's not in your job description to be a shit-dick.
LOL, this guys response reminded me of Cougar's "I'm important dude, serve my first".
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6958|Brisbane Australia
LMAO, it's so funny how NERDS and GEEKS think they're SO cool coz the know stuff about computers.

Out nerding each other since 1984 ( waiting for correction on the year)! ROFLMFAO
mrchinchin25
Member
+14|6868
I heard someone log a call once for

"User placed CD in CD drive of computer. User cannot find the CD anymore when opening CD drive."

Turns out their colleague has nicked it.



Another -

Dumb Cow - "Hi I can't access a training website. Its really urgent" *

Us - "Whats the web address?" "Whats the name of the site?" "Wheres the site based?" "Do you know who maintains the site? Or even what building the admins work in?" "Who gave you access to the site or first showed it to you?"

Dumb Cow - "No / Don't know to all of the above" **

Us - "er..."

Dumb Cow - "Oh i've just moved and sat in a secure part of the building, which I don't normally work in. This part of the building is not on the usual work network, but a secure government one that blocks most outbound traffic. Will this affect it?"

Us - *coughing* "Yes, go back upstairs and try. Learn2Play."

Dumb Cow (later on, from upstairs) - "Oh its working now."


* it never is.
** this line of questioning took around 30mins and involved 2 people to try and work out what direct questions to ask her. She was the most unspecific user of the century.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7092|Washington, DC

velocitychaos wrote:

LMAO, it's so funny how NERDS and GEEKS think they're SO cool coz the know stuff about computers.

Out nerding each other since 1984 ( waiting for correction on the year)! ROFLMFAO
Heyy, the nerd look is in! Only it's been redone for the MODERN man. Jeans, a polo, seemingly preppy... but then you get the glasses and messy hair! It's nerdy yet grungy!

And yes surgeon they are new pants, Armani Exchange. Cost me the equivalent of three manicures though!

On a semi-serious note: I think you're also a nerd/geek for posting on a video game forum and insulting nerds/geeks.

edit: I don't has a six pack

Last edited by Hurricane (2007-05-11 08:35:02)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7226|Dallas

too_money2007 wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

too_money2007 wrote:

If you didn't talk to them like assholes, they'd respond better. They might be idiots, but I'm sure it's not in your job description to be a shit-dick.
you'd fit right in with those customers.
HAha! I know my computers, so I wouldn't be a dumb shit that would call up tech support. I've only ever called tech support at my work because they change something and don't tell anyone, making it to where I can't do my job.



And it's so sweet to see you guys stick up for each other. So... gay.
One thing I was taught while going to school is that 70% of computer problems are caused by people who "know what they are doing".

In other words, unless you have a degree or work in an IT field, you don't know shit.  You may be more adept than others, you may think you are real clever and you may think you can fix anything but morons like you always end up calling a service desk because they fucked something up and don't know how to fix it.  Most of the time, it's some jackass that thought he had a PhD and manually tried to change the color of his Word text using the raw registry to  impress a friend, instead he got a "windows.exe file is corrupt or missing" error.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7115

too_money2007 wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

too_money2007 wrote:

If you didn't talk to them like assholes, they'd respond better. They might be idiots, but I'm sure it's not in your job description to be a shit-dick.
you'd fit right in with those customers.
HAha! I know my computers, so I wouldn't be a dumb shit that would call up tech support. I've only ever called tech support at my work because they change something and don't tell anyone, making it to where I can't do my job.
Ok, I'll go a little bit more in depth as you seem to have trouble following:

The words in between the brackets, which are ) or ( symbols, meant that he was thinking those things.

you have proven to be fitting to the statement "you'd fight right in with those customers" by:
  • failing to comprehend the use of thought
  • failing yet again when called out on your mistake, by somehow not realising what you did wrong. On top of that, you then proceeded to try and make yourself look good by stating how good with computers you supposedly are, thus trying to attempt to add some kind of strength or believability to your previous flawed arguements.
  • Using cheap, pathetic, and discriminating insults in your posts.


I am not sticking up for anyone. I'm just trying to communicate some facts to you.

Anyway, have fun being a drop of water in the reservoir that is humanity.
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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7226|Dallas

velocitychaos wrote:

LMAO, it's so funny how NERDS and GEEKS think they're SO cool coz the know stuff about computers.

Out nerding each other since 1984 ( waiting for correction on the year)! ROFLMFAO
I'd rather be a nerd than the guy in the pit at the Quik Lube covered in oil or some guy digging up a broken sewer main.

Have fun with that.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6951|Gogledd Cymru

Hurricane wrote:

And yes surgeon they are new pants, Armani Exchange. Cost me the equivalent of three manicures though!
oooh very nice, i knew there was something different about you, oh i see that new bikini line is working wonders aswell
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7178

Cougar wrote:

velocitychaos wrote:

LMAO, it's so funny how NERDS and GEEKS think they're SO cool coz the know stuff about computers.

Out nerding each other since 1984 ( waiting for correction on the year)! ROFLMFAO
I'd rather be a nerd than the guy in the pit at the Quik Lube covered in oil or some guy digging up a broken sewer main.

Have fun with that.
Lawl, calling Cougar a nerd is equivalent to calling a black guy a nigger.
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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7226|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

nigger.
*GASP* DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN!!

Ohh no you did-ent.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7092|Washington, DC

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Cougar wrote:

velocitychaos wrote:

LMAO, it's so funny how NERDS and GEEKS think they're SO cool coz the know stuff about computers.

Out nerding each other since 1984 ( waiting for correction on the year)! ROFLMFAO
I'd rather be a nerd than the guy in the pit at the Quik Lube covered in oil or some guy digging up a broken sewer main.

Have fun with that.
Lawl, calling Cougar a nerd is equivalent to calling a black guy a nigger.
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7030|Mountains of NC

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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7226|Dallas

Hurricane wrote:

https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4459/alsharpton20060109vf4.jpg
Al Hypocrite to the rescue.
mrchinchin25
Member
+14|6868

Hurricane wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Cougar wrote:


I'd rather be a nerd than the guy in the pit at the Quik Lube covered in oil or some guy digging up a broken sewer main.

Have fun with that.
Lawl, calling Cougar a nerd is equivalent to calling a black guy a nigger.
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That guys wearing a mask... wait its TOM CRUISE UNDERNEATH.

Mission Impossible FTW!
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7218|Scotland

too_money2007 wrote:

If you didn't talk to them like assholes, they'd respond better. They might be idiots, but I'm sure it's not in your job description to be a shit-dick.
Talk to them like assholes?
THEY were the assholes. He barely said more than 5 words at them, stating the situation, which is what a tech support guy is supposed to do. Then the "assholes" failed to comprehend what he was saying, or were ignoring him, so they ranted on and on and on. Where the hell did you get the part where Cougar was rude/insulting/assholeish to the people on the end of the line?
Have you been reading it upside down?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7093|949

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Lawl, calling Cougar a nerd is equivalent to calling a black guy a nigger.
What exactly does this mean?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7218|Scotland

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Lawl, calling Cougar a nerd is equivalent to calling a black guy a nigger.
What exactly does this mean?
Take a guess.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7013|Scotland
I get that in broadband faults for BT...

Guy demands that i get EVERY single person in the building to stop what they are doing and work on his fault in a big circle...
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7111|Keyboard
No flaming:
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octothorpe
Member
+2|6678
This is how BOFH are made.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7226|Dallas

octothorpe wrote:

This is how BOFH are made.
WTF is a BOFH?

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