Clone me a Jesus

2007-05-15 05:58:39

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

Hypothetical situation:

Artifacts that have belonged to Jesus of Nazareth are found well preserved somewhere in the Middle East. Even single strands of hair is found. The discoveries are enough to extract DNA from the hair and artifacts. Enough even to start cell culturing. Scientists from around the globe incist on attempting a cloning process, which turns out to be a great success.

If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?

I have no other opinion on this, other than he might be suspected of terrorism, look like a middle eastern and perform magic in Las Vegas. No one would believe him claiming that he is the son of God.

I wasn't sure if I'd put this in D&ST or Junk Drawer, since I'm now suspecting that Criss Angel is a cloned Jesus.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-05-15 06:00:38

#2

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7140

That would be interesting...It would certainly change a lot of beliefs.

x

2007-05-15 06:00:58

#3

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7290|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Crucify him!

2007-05-15 06:05:50

#4

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6966|Adelaide, South Australia

PBAsydney wrote:
Crucify him!

What, again? Isn't once enough?

2007-05-15 06:06:50

#5

TechGuy: Grammar Nazi; +62|7120

You wouldn't be cloning Jesus. Not the Jesus I know lol. It would just be his earthly body.

2007-05-15 06:28:38

#6

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

TechGuy wrote:
You wouldn't be cloning Jesus. Not the Jesus I know lol. It would just be his earthly body.

OK, so we'd have a spitting image of Jesus Christ, yet not him.

That would mean that we would know what he looked like. How would the Jesus-clone be treated by people that know he is a Jesus-clone?

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-05-15 06:38:17

#7

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7163

It's the reincarnation of christ!

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2007-05-15 06:40:42

#8

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7203|Hell, p.o box 666

DonFck wrote:
If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?

https://www.fcdi.de/basis/home/pics/kreuzigung.jpg

of course

2007-05-15 06:41:59

#9

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

Sl4y3r wrote:
DonFck wrote:
If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?
http://www.fcdi.de/basis/home/pics/kreuzigung.jpg
of course

What would he say?

"Why?"
"Oh no, not again?"
or
"I knew this day would come.. ..again"

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-05-15 06:44:59

#10

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7203|Hell, p.o box 666

DonFck wrote:
Sl4y3r wrote:
DonFck wrote:
If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?
http://www.fcdi.de/basis/home/pics/kreuzigung.jpg
of course
What would he say?

"Why?"
"Oh no, not again?"
or
"I knew this day would come.. ..again"

"oh snap!", "I´ll be back" or "kthxbai"

2007-05-15 06:46:35

#11

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7185|The Hague, Netherlands

Sl4y3r wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Sl4y3r wrote:

http://www.fcdi.de/basis/home/pics/kreuzigung.jpg
of course
What would he say?

"Why?"
"Oh no, not again?"
or
"I knew this day would come.. ..again"
"oh snap!", "I´ll be back" or "kthxbai"

"BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"

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2007-05-15 06:46:52

#12

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6972|South Florida

DonFck wrote:
Hypothetical situation:

Artifacts that have belonged to Jesus of Nazareth are found well preserved somewhere in the Middle East. Even single strands of hair is found. The discoveries are enough to extract DNA from the hair and artifacts. Enough even to start cell culturing. Scientists from around the globe incist on attempting a cloning process, which turns out to be a great success.

If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?

I have no other opinion on this, other than he might be suspected of terrorism, look like a middle eastern and perform magic in Las Vegas. No one would believe him claiming that he is the son of God.

I wasn't sure if I'd put this in D&ST or Junk Drawer, since I'm now suspecting that Criss Angel is a cloned Jesus.

Well that would constitute a second coming.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-15 06:55:50

#13

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7018|USA

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Hypothetical situation:

Artifacts that have belonged to Jesus of Nazareth are found well preserved somewhere in the Middle East. Even single strands of hair is found. The discoveries are enough to extract DNA from the hair and artifacts. Enough even to start cell culturing. Scientists from around the globe incist on attempting a cloning process, which turns out to be a great success.

If Jesus was cloned today, what would happen, if anything at all?

I have no other opinion on this, other than he might be suspected of terrorism, look like a middle eastern and perform magic in Las Vegas. No one would believe him claiming that he is the son of God.

I wasn't sure if I'd put this in D&ST or Junk Drawer, since I'm now suspecting that Criss Angel is a cloned Jesus.
Well that would constitute a second coming.

according to the scripture, the second coming will not be of man. rather, he will burst forth from the heavens fully grown etc.

what we would have here, if anything other than a soulless clone, would be the Antichrist.

2007-05-15 07:02:03

#14

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7015|Mountains of NC

DonFck wrote:
How would the Jesus-clone be treated by people that know he is a Jesus-clone?

everyone would be asking for hand-outs but since he is a soul-less body, everyone would get pissed and call shenanigans on christianity

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2007-05-15 07:03:23

#15

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7203|Hell, p.o box 666

Ender2309 wrote:
what we would have here, if anything other than a soulless clone, would be the Antichrist.

hm, but the Antichrist is already here, atm, he´s typing a reply in bf2s.com

I dont think people of today, would accept something like a messiah (the bible way). They rather lock such people away in rubber rooms

2007-05-15 07:07:53

#16

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7018|USA

Sl4y3r wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
what we would have here, if anything other than a soulless clone, would be the Antichrist.
hm, but the Antichrist is already here, atm, he´s typing a reply in bf2s.com

I dont think people of today, would accept something like a messiah (the bible way). They rather lock such people away in rubber rooms

i agree. about the rubber rooms. and git back inter hell, ye derned demin.

2007-05-15 07:14:14

#17

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7203|Hell, p.o box 666

Ender2309 wrote:
and git back inter hell, ye derned demin.

but but, my dad told me to spread fear and darkness over here

note to myself: put Ender2309 on the hell list

2007-05-15 07:27:20

#18

topal63: . . .; +533|7165

1.) You would be cloning a Semitic-person of unknown origin; an unknown person. Doesn't matter where the hair came from. There is nothing in existence to date - that suggests the reality of a historical Jesus. You would end up cloning a unknown somebody who died in antiquity and anonymity, and did not have the name Jesus (an anglicized version of a Greek name construct).

2.) There is no such place as Nazareth in the time of the non-historical mythical Christ (that makes it basically impossible to find this: "Artifacts that have belonged to Jesus of Nazareth"). There was no place in existence - until it was founded around 100-135 CE.

If you decide to name this clone Jesus then so what, big deal & whatever.

Here is a list of other "whatevers:"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe … o_be_Jesus
& the messiah list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messiah_claimants

Hey here ya go another Jesus (Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, this Christ is also the Antichrist (666)!):
http://www.cegenglish.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Luis_de_Jesus_Miranda
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/

Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-15 09:56:30)

2007-05-15 08:01:33

#19

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6976|Global Command

topal63 wrote:
1.) You would be cloning a Semitic-person of unknown origin; an unknown person. Doesn't matter where the hair came from. There is nothing in existence to date - that suggests the reality of a historical Jesus. You would end up cloning a unknown somebody who died in antiquity and anonymity, and did not have the name Jesus (an anglicized version of a Greek name construct).

2.) There is no such place as Nazareth in the time of the non-historical mythical Christ (that makes it basically impossible to find this: "Artifacts that have belonged to Jesus of Nazareth"). There was no place in existence - until it was founded around 100-135 CE.

If you decide to name this clone Jesus then so what, big deal & whatever.

Here is a list of other "whatevers."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe … o_be_Jesus

Hey here ya go another Jesus (Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, this Christ is also the Antichrist (666)!):
http://www.cegenglish.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Luis_de_Jesus_Miranda
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/

What he said.

2007-05-15 12:30:38

#20

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6989|Texas - Bigger than France

Anyone seen Jurassic Park?

Do that with Jesus:

Jurassis Grass.

2007-05-15 12:42:18

#21

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7070|Camp XRay

this day just keeps getting crazier

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2007-05-15 14:42:32

#22

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|7105|South West England

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
PBAsydney wrote:
Crucify him!
What, again? Isn't once enough?

Well tbh... third time is the charm

2007-05-15 15:05:44

#23

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7118|UK

i would ask him if he shagged mary whats her face?

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2007-05-15 15:58:06

#24

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7209

m3thod wrote:
i would ask him if he shagged mary whats her face?

.....kate olson.

2007-05-15 15:58:49

#25

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7145

I think he'd say "Boooo crucification, hoooraaay beer!"

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