Would this magical e-penis-o-meter provide results of, not only e-length, but also e-gurth, e-hairyness and possibly e-hygene?nighthawk843 wrote:
A good question! I shall answer it at the drop of my imaginative shiny new hat!TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
how would this work?Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- E-penis size - The virtual equivalent of standing next to someone in the urinals.
It would compare your SPM/ K/D and Time together with those closest to you in the rankings to give yourself a magical score for your e-penis. Obviously this would entail some kind of length rather than percentage number to add legitimacy to your claim.
There would have to be averages ofcourse so below 6 and your gonna be sucking .
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the whole problem with your logic is the 'out bunny hopped' part. so basically, you hop like mad and dont want to be called on it?Jameseyy wrote:
How about whines per map? So we can determine which snipers/support players cry when they get out-bunnyhopped.Spidery_Yoda wrote:
Thats what my first thought was. So i can prove i'm not a bunnyhopping fool like most people i come up against.KevMunro wrote:
Jumps per map (average).
That way we can determine which players are still bunnyhopping assholes and which are not.
Savvy?
Read my sig. Then slap yourself.golgoj4 wrote:
the whole problem with your logic is the 'out bunny hopped' part. so basically, you hop like mad and dont want to be called on it?Jameseyy wrote:
How about whines per map? So we can determine which snipers/support players cry when they get out-bunnyhopped.Spidery_Yoda wrote:
Thats what my first thought was. So i can prove i'm not a bunnyhopping fool like most people i come up against.
Bunnyhopping is a fundamental skill in many FPS games, and anyone who complains about it, is complaining because they're a sniper or a support gunner, who can't stand that someone has a way to evade getting insta-killed.
If you can't handle people bunnyhopping, it's because you lack the ability to follow a target, don't complain to me because you can't shoot, learn to aim instead.
Last edited by Jameseyy (2007-05-25 11:28:06)
I think you should consider bunny hopping..KevMunro wrote:
Jumps per map (average).
That way we can determine which players are still bunnyhopping assholes and which are not.
Savvy?
K/D Ratio 0.4578
me two.yUP|Patriots wrote:
Personally I'd like to see a stat which shows what type of plane and how much time each pilot has used it.
Another claymore complainer... Claymores > YouSargeV1.4 wrote:
-amount of times bailed out of a jet thats about to die
-number of players in jets and choppers killed that were still on the ground
-number of carrier kills
-average time between dropping claymores and dieing (and an automatic global punkbuster ban if it's too short)
my real life stats
shot down by girls
banned from work
kicked then banned from bar
roadkills
ect...
shot down by girls
banned from work
kicked then banned from bar
roadkills
ect...
Individual weapons stats. Instead of Sniper Rifle stats, specific stats on M24, L96, etc...
how many deaths i have by noobs ramming their crap into me (friendly and enemy)
Separate everything for commander from the other kits.
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
how would this work?Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- E-penis size - The virtual equivalent of standing next to someone in the urinals.
Well you'd get yours out, I'd get mine out, we'd have a quick look, and then non-verbally acknowledge the 'bigger man' in a totally non-gay manner.UnknownRanger wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
how would this work?Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
- E-penis size - The virtual equivalent of standing next to someone in the urinals.
I think that would work best
So, on the count of 3:
1.....
2.....
3
8=> <====8
Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2007-05-26 01:04:53)
Time in sprint
Person who Tked you the most.
kill rankings for planes on bf2s.
Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Well you'd get yours out, I'd get mine out, we'd have a quick look, and then non-verbally acknowledge the 'bigger man' in a totally non-gay manner.UnknownRanger wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
how would this work?
I think that would work best
So, on the count of 3:
1.....
2.....
3
8=> <====8
How many Commander assets you've blown up
ive been killed more by uav's and trees than enemys, so that info would be kinda nice
lol, how do you get killed by a tree?HansMeiser wrote:
ive been killed more by uav's and trees than enemys, so that info would be kinda nice
Flying into them?Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
lol, how do you get killed by a tree?HansMeiser wrote:
ive been killed more by uav's and trees than enemys, so that info would be kinda nice
I wish it would keep track of end of round stats, ie: "Best teamwork" "best combat" "best assault." So you could see in how many rounds you were the best at _______.
Yea, or even record each round's stats, so you can look back through your rounds, kills, teamwork, deaths and everyone else's that you were playing with.cablecopulate wrote:
I wish it would keep track of end of round stats, ie: "Best teamwork" "best combat" "best assault." So you could see in how many rounds you were the best at _______.
times spawn raped
I agree with Jamesey. Counter of whines should be included in stats.
Just thought of a idea a commander kit lol. pretty cool idea if they still had the laser designators out.spuddy1981 wrote:
Separate everything for commander from the other kits.
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