Worst pain you ever had

2008-12-22 17:21:09

#176

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6938|Connecticut

usmarine wrote:
SgtHeihn wrote:
I caught food poisoning when I was in Okinawa right before a 72(3 day weekend). I layed in the bottom of the shower for the whole time having it come outta both ends. Took 5 IV bags to get me coherent.
yes but taco, rice, and cheese is so tasty. so worth it.

That sounds like a treat you can only find outside the gates of Camp Hanson. hhhmmmm.

sidenote: I bet the colliflower cocks in the "Welcome to the Rock, don't fuck mamasan" video didn't feel good for that guy.

Malloy must go

2008-12-22 17:23:19

#177

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7207

deeznutz1245 wrote:
That sounds like a treat you can only find outside the gates of Camp Hanson. hhhmmmm.

kinville (sinville)

2008-12-22 17:23:23

#178

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6932|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

deeznutz1245 wrote:
usmarine wrote:
SgtHeihn wrote:
I caught food poisoning when I was in Okinawa right before a 72(3 day weekend). I layed in the bottom of the shower for the whole time having it come outta both ends. Took 5 IV bags to get me coherent.
yes but taco, rice, and cheese is so tasty. so worth it.
That sounds like a treat you can only find outside the gates of Camp Hanson. hhhmmmm.

sidenote: I bet the colliflower cocks in the "Welcome to the Rock, don't fuck mamasan" video didn't feel good for that guy.

gahhh, I remember those. I didn't even want to take a piss after seeing those damn videos.

2008-12-22 17:24:27

#179

Stimey: +786|6566|Ontario | Canada

getting a filling without any painkillers

2008-12-22 17:30:41

#180

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6439|The pool

Epic bad gas . God I felt like I was going to die

Last edited by Wallpaper (2008-12-22 17:30:53)

My flickr

2008-12-22 17:33:24

#181

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

Wallpaper wrote:
Epic bad gas . God I felt like I was going to die

Tbh, same.

2008-12-22 17:37:37

#182

iPwnerrrr: Lets go tazy crazy!; +19|6708

Hmm... either breaking my wrist (But hey, it was my left hand, so no writing for those 2 weeks. that was epic) or popping my knee out, which now happens regularly.

2008-12-22 17:39:09

#183

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6837|fåking denmark

When I took a slight overdose of painkillers last year, it hurt a tad in my stomach/kidneys/whatever.

2008-12-22 17:45:29

#184

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
When I took a slight overdose of painkillers last year, it hurt a tad in my stomach/kidneys/whatever.

Don't be stupid.

2008-12-22 17:51:52

#185

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7138

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
When I took a slight overdose of painkillers last year, it hurt a tad in my stomach/kidneys/whatever.

Yeah, stop pill popping and be a man. Snort coke.

x

2008-12-22 17:58:47

#186

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7185|Comber, Northern Ireland

getting stabbed in the side 2 years ago

2008-12-22 17:59:44

#187

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

david363 wrote:
getting stabbed in the side 2 years ago

ouch. story?

2008-12-22 18:07:42

#188

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6971|South Florida

Gooners wrote:
Wallpaper wrote:
Epic bad gas . God I felt like I was going to die
Tbh, same.

Same here also, diarhia and gas its the worst thing ive ever felt. Like... my stomach was gunna explode inside me.

Last edited by Mitch (2008-12-22 18:09:13)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-22 18:09:05

#189

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

Mitch wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Wallpaper wrote:
Epic bad gas . God I felt like I was going to die
Tbh, same.
Same here also, its the worst thing ive ever felt. Like... my stomach was gunna explode inside me.

yeah the only relief was when i curled up in a ball, and cried.

2008-12-22 18:10:25

#190

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6971|South Florida

Gooners wrote:
Mitch wrote:
Gooners wrote:

Tbh, same.
Same here also, its the worst thing ive ever felt. Like... my stomach was gunna explode inside me.
yeah the only relief was when i curled up in a ball, and cried.

it actually made me pass out on the toilet once. i get it too often. i guess ive gotta try to shit more

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-22 18:12:17

#191

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7207

jesus wtf do you guys eat?

2008-12-22 18:14:15

#192

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6914

usmarine wrote:
jesus wtf do you guys eat?

I don't want to know.

If any of you guys answer please use the Spoiler (highlight to read):
spoiler tags

2008-12-22 18:19:02

#193

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

I think it was bad oriental food. Never. Again.

2008-12-22 18:22:26

#194

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6971|South Florida

meh i just dont go to the bathroom enough so it builds up in my stomach without me noticing and then it wakes me up at night with horrible horrible pressure inside my stomach untill i finally go.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-22 18:23:37

#195

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7078

Mitch wrote:
meh i just dont go to the bathroom enough so it builds up in my stomach without me noticing and then it wakes me up at night with horrible horrible pressure inside my stomach untill i finally go.

OK, that's disgusting.

2008-12-22 18:37:40

#196

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7165|Scotland

Finray wrote:
Kptk92 wrote:
Airwolf wrote:
going to A&E tonight for....

collapsed lung. Been through the procedure 5 times before, I need some motivation to get my ass to the hospital.

help.
Collapsed lung?!?!?!

Hospital. Noaw!
Fixed for urgency.

Oh yeah; motivation: You could DIE?

OK so I went. Lung is reinflated. 50% chance of it collapsing again....

Might interest you to know that your chest wall is the most sensitive part of your body. So when they pierce that to get at your lung..... I almost died with pain. I like morphine

2008-12-22 18:47:51

#197

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7138

Gooners wrote:
Mitch wrote:
meh i just dont go to the bathroom enough so it builds up in my stomach without me noticing and then it wakes me up at night with horrible horrible pressure inside my stomach untill i finally go.
OK, that's disgusting.

Gas pain sucks. I have had a couple of nights where it was so bad I was writhing on the floor for hours. The first time it happened to me I went the ER 5:00 in the morning. While I waited in the ER I farted a bunch and the pain went away. lol.

Speaking of pain. Yesterday I was trying to take the pit out of an avocado half. I tried stabbing the pit with a fork. The fork slipped off the pit and it went through the avocado and in to the palm of my hand. I now have four punctures in my hand.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-12-22 18:50:04)

x

2008-12-22 18:50:18

#198

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7207

good lord. ya'll got pms or something?

2008-12-22 18:51:57

#199

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6598|what

usmarine wrote:
jesus wtf do you guys eat?

Beer.

2008-12-22 18:56:50

#200

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6377|Somewhere out in Space

usmarine wrote:
good lord. ya'll got pms or something?

Wheres that motivational "Abstinence: best way to avoid failure is to not make the playoffs altogether" or something?

Oh yeah

https://www.schultzimages.com/melrose/despair/BlueJacketsAbstinence.jpg

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