"Downs Syndrome isn't funny guys, I fell down once and it hurt!"
/wincowami wrote:
Er...I think Lythberg was pointing at the fact that the guy wrote "stuoidest" as opposed to "stupidest".
(I can't resist) Who's the genius now?
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S.Lythberg wrote:
how about the word "stuoidest"?
As much as "stupidest" bothers me and shouldn't be a word, it actually is one. Many words are used so frequently, that they become accepted into dictionaries as actual English words.
/gives up. Stupid people will always win, in the end.
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry
how about the word "stuoidest"?
As much as "stupidest" bothers me and shouldn't be a word, it actually is one. Many words are used so frequently, that they become accepted into dictionaries as actual English words.
/gives up. Stupid people will always win, in the end.
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry
so goes the human race...geNius wrote:
/gives up. Stupid people will always win, in the end.
Stupidest thing I have evr heard is "å√■↔╜ñö~ò╞▄⌠♠╗²▼δ╧". It is so stupid that it cannot be said out loud.
Ehh, if you look above, he spelled it "stupidiest", and not "stuoidest".cowami wrote:
Er...I think Lythberg was pointing at the fact that the guy wrote "stuoidest" as opposed to "stupidest".geNius wrote:
As much as "stupidest" bothers me and shouldn't be a word, it actually is one. Many words are used so frequently, that they become accepted into dictionaries as actual English words.S.Lythberg wrote:
how about the word "stuoidest"?
/gives up. Stupid people will always win, in the end.
(I can't resist) Who's the genius now?
Since "o" lives next-door to "p", I'm gonna go ahead and attribute that to a typo.
Index » Junk Drawer » The stupidiest thing you have ever heard! (K:3)
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in the post, not the title...
I can't say much for someone calling anything "stupidest", if he spells it differently twice, and neither are correct.
yeah, I remember when ain't wasn't in the dictionary.geNius wrote:
S.Lythberg wrote:
how about the word "stuoidest"?
As much as "stupidest" bothers me and shouldn't be a word, it actually is one. Many words are used so frequently, that they become accepted into dictionaries as actual English words.
/gives up. Stupid people will always win, in the end.
one of my friends claimed "australia is the 8th most racist country in the world" i asked him where he got that statistic from and he said "it was a study they put through the government". the stupidity of both of these statements works on so many different levels.
With only 1 year of university under me and i already seen, heard, and experienced many interesting situations. i wrote this experience down on microsoft word to remember it forever and now i share it to you:
I know understand the meaning of “dumb blonde”
While in my time in the interior of B.C., Canada, I was lonely and missing my dear friends back home and not to mention the shitty transit system of kelowna was taking it toll on me. I knew I would be back during Easter weekend and I was excited for that but I did not know when Easter was going to take place, I did not know what date it would be on nor did I have any clue what month did Easter fall on. Ya I know… I am an embarrassment to Roman Catholics as I do not know when my lord my God dies . Now I could have kept silent but waiting to get friendly I turn to my pretty blonde classmate beside me.
Me: “gee do you know when the Easter weekend is? Damit I should know the Easter is”
Blonde: “Is it because your from east?”
Me: “.................what did you say?”
Blonde: “is it because your from the east?”
Me: "................no.........it is because I am Roman Catholic”
Now let’s think at the situation for a minute here: this chick thinks because I am from the East (east being Asiatic; i am vietnamese) that I should know when EASTer is….……WOW that’s kinda dumb. Sure she is “hot” but damn even that can not bring justice to the uber dumbnesss.
YES YES my dear the entire country and Nation of Canada and USA is going to close all their stores, malls, schools for an …”Asian holiday”
I know understand the meaning of “dumb blonde”
While in my time in the interior of B.C., Canada, I was lonely and missing my dear friends back home and not to mention the shitty transit system of kelowna was taking it toll on me. I knew I would be back during Easter weekend and I was excited for that but I did not know when Easter was going to take place, I did not know what date it would be on nor did I have any clue what month did Easter fall on. Ya I know… I am an embarrassment to Roman Catholics as I do not know when my lord my God dies . Now I could have kept silent but waiting to get friendly I turn to my pretty blonde classmate beside me.
Me: “gee do you know when the Easter weekend is? Damit I should know the Easter is”
Blonde: “Is it because your from east?”
Me: “.................what did you say?”
Blonde: “is it because your from the east?”
Me: "................no.........it is because I am Roman Catholic”
Now let’s think at the situation for a minute here: this chick thinks because I am from the East (east being Asiatic; i am vietnamese) that I should know when EASTer is….……WOW that’s kinda dumb. Sure she is “hot” but damn even that can not bring justice to the uber dumbnesss.
YES YES my dear the entire country and Nation of Canada and USA is going to close all their stores, malls, schools for an …”Asian holiday”
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President Bush's speech on the Virginia Tech, there was a topic on it here and I was the only one that seemed to fin funny when he called God loving.
That was used in the movie 'Liar Liar'. Crazy storyK-milk wrote:
THIS IS A TRUE STORY, NO I DID NOT TAKE IT FROM THE MOVIE!
A guy decieded to rob a house one day.
So he climbed onto the roof hoping to get through the skylight.
Right under the skylight, was a table with a knife on top.
The guy broke through the skylight and fell on the table and knife and cut his leg.
He sewed the family living in the house.
He won.
He went free while the father went to jail.
This happened in NYC
A elderly lady was with her 2 year old grandson.
They were eating patato chips, when the baby knocked over the bag by accedent.
the grandma picked everything up exept for 2 little chips that were left on the sidwalk.
They were so small she didnt see them.
A cop came and accused the woman of littering and slaped here with a $200 fine.
"Iraq is an imminent threat."
That one of my classmates asked if you wrote being with ei or ij.
my friend said 'so right now its today, yeah?' as a serious question once
"How many times does 1 go into 0."
"I thought Africa was in South America?!" -A classmate
"He tripped and fell on the ASSFLAT" -The same classmate trying to pronounce Asphalt
"His father gave him an ACHE-RE of land" (use ache like stomach ache) - Once again, the same classmate, trying to pronounce acre
i forget where this is from
Soldier: What happened?
Medic: He got hit by a bullet!
Soldier: Someone shot him?
Medic: *rolls eyes* NOoOOo.... someone threw it at him!
_____
my favorite happened recently when our principal was talking to us about leaving the play, giving us the
option to stay IN the play or LEAVE the play
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anthony: Well, its not that we dont like the idea of a play, its just Highschool musical, the songs and everything is kind of gay...
Principal: Anthony! What if they said, 'I dont like anthony playing guitar in the school band, lets kick him out' how would you feel? You cant let your friends down! (:: Its a fucking play, were not lead roles, we have like 2 parts, and shes talking about use letting our friends down and something that doesnt make sense:
.... blah blah blah ranting
Anthony: I just dont like the play that much.
Principal: LIFES NOT ABOUT CHOICES, THERES THINGS IN LIFE THAT YOU HAVE TO DO! Now whats it going to be? Are you going to stay in the play, or leave?
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Sereiously, shes a fucking idiot. I made fun of her too! i said "If lifes not about choices, then what are we doing here missing art?" she just said "QUIET!" lmfao
"He tripped and fell on the ASSFLAT" -The same classmate trying to pronounce Asphalt
"His father gave him an ACHE-RE of land" (use ache like stomach ache) - Once again, the same classmate, trying to pronounce acre
i forget where this is from
Soldier: What happened?
Medic: He got hit by a bullet!
Soldier: Someone shot him?
Medic: *rolls eyes* NOoOOo.... someone threw it at him!
_____
my favorite happened recently when our principal was talking to us about leaving the play, giving us the
option to stay IN the play or LEAVE the play
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anthony: Well, its not that we dont like the idea of a play, its just Highschool musical, the songs and everything is kind of gay...
Principal: Anthony! What if they said, 'I dont like anthony playing guitar in the school band, lets kick him out' how would you feel? You cant let your friends down! (:: Its a fucking play, were not lead roles, we have like 2 parts, and shes talking about use letting our friends down and something that doesnt make sense:
.... blah blah blah ranting
Anthony: I just dont like the play that much.
Principal: LIFES NOT ABOUT CHOICES, THERES THINGS IN LIFE THAT YOU HAVE TO DO! Now whats it going to be? Are you going to stay in the play, or leave?
~~~~~~
Sereiously, shes a fucking idiot. I made fun of her too! i said "If lifes not about choices, then what are we doing here missing art?" she just said "QUIET!" lmfao
i dunno.... this tread
stuoidest
lol
stuoidest
lol
Huh, can you re-phrase, I missed the stupid part.Kamikaze17 wrote:
Today this woman I was doing some work for told me that if I went to church I could let Jesus into my heart and I won't go to hell....
I used to have a girlfriend who constantly came out with stupid stuff. I was once watching the football world cup (soccer to the Americans). She asked me who was playing, I told he Sweden and Brazil, she watched for a couple of mins and asked which team was which....
We we also in the car once and came to a Pelican Crossing (which beeps when safe to cross). She asked why it beeped, I informed her it was for blind people and she immediatly said 'blind people should not be driving'.
Women.....!
We we also in the car once and came to a Pelican Crossing (which beeps when safe to cross). She asked why it beeped, I informed her it was for blind people and she immediatly said 'blind people should not be driving'.
Women.....!
Kid in front my me and my friends in the line for El Torro at 6 flags, "Did you hear about the woman who fell of the ride?"
My friend (I seriously think that he is missing part of his brain) "OMG did she live?"
Kid (in a sarcastic tone) "Yeah she just got up and shook it off, she is perfectly fine."
Friend "Oh, okay."
Yes my friend was serious, and nobody fell of the ride.
My friend (I seriously think that he is missing part of his brain) "OMG did she live?"
Kid (in a sarcastic tone) "Yeah she just got up and shook it off, she is perfectly fine."
Friend "Oh, okay."
Yes my friend was serious, and nobody fell of the ride.
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The most unbelievable thing I've ever heard is a story about some who farted in record proportions. He died in his sleep from methane poisoning.
One of my stupider friends once said "i cant wait 'till world war 3, it going to be awesome, people will be running around with guns and shit shooting people and shit" Seriously,i dont even know why i hang around with him. :?
The fact that she beleives that going to a church will keep him from being sent to hell, If we are sinful sinners going to church wont do shit, but if we lead un-sinfull lives i beleive god would be happer with us even if we didnt got to church.BolvisOculus wrote:
Huh, can you re-phrase, I missed the stupid part.Kamikaze17 wrote:
Today this woman I was doing some work for told me that if I went to church I could let Jesus into my heart and I won't go to hell....