ATG
Banned
+5,233|6994|Global Command
Last week, Lockheed Martin announced that its profits were up a hefty 60 percent in the first quarter.
Now, if the company could just figure out how to put a door handle on its new $ 361 million F-22 fighter, its prospects would really soar.

On April 10, ( 2006 ) at Langley Air Force Base, an F-22 pilot, Capt. Brad Spears, was locked inside the cockpit of his aircraft for five hours. No one in the U.S. Air Force or from Lockheed Martin could figure out how to open the aircraft's canopy.
At about 1:15 pm , chainsaw-wielding firefighters from the 1st Fighter Wing finally extracted Spears after they cut through the F-22's three-quarter inch-thick polycarbonate canopy.

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Total damage to the airplane, according to sources inside the Pentagon: $1.28 million. Not only did the firefighters ruin the canopy, which cost $286,000, they also scuffed the coating on the airplane's skin which will cost about $1 million to replace.

The Pentagon currently plans to buy 181 copies of the F-22 from Lockheed Martin, the world's biggest weapons vendor. The total price tag : $65.4 billion.

The incident at Langley has many Pentagon watchers shaking their heads. Tom Christie, the former director of testing and evaluation for the DOD, calls the F-22 incident at Langley incredible. " God knows what'll happen next," said Christie, who points out that the F-22 has about two million lines of code in its software system. "This thing is so software intensive. You can't check out every line of code."

For the sake of comparison, Windows XP, one of the most common computer operating systems, contains about 45 million lines of code.
If any of that code fails, then the computer that's running it simply stops working. It won't cause that computer to fall out of the sky.
If any of the F-22's two million lines of computer code go bad, then the pilot can die, or, perhaps, just get trapped in the cockpit.

One analyst inside the Pentagon who has followed the F-22 for years said :
"Everyone's incredulous. They're asking can this really have happened ?"
As for Lockheed Martin, the source said, " Whatever the problem was, the people who built it should know how to open the canopy."
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Given that the U.S. military is Lockheed Martin's biggest client, perhaps the company could provide the Air Force with a supply of slim jims or coat hangers, just in case another F-22 pilot gets stuck at the controls.
As if the latest canopy shenanigans weren't bad enough, on May 1, Defense News reported that there are serious structural problems with the F-22. Seems the titanium hull of the aircraft isn't meshing as well as it should. Naturally, taxpayers have to foot the bill for the mistake (improper heat-treating of the titanium) which is found on 90 aircraft.
The cost of repairing those wrinkles? Another $1 billion or so.

Lockheed Martin's F-22 spokesman, Joe Quimby, did not return telephone calls.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7308|Alberta, Canada

Haha.
Not so intelligent after all.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6911|Chicago, IL
He should have pressed "E"
Villain{NY}
Banned
+44|6809|New York
D'oh
nonexistentusmc
Member
+26|6910|Queens, NYC
Such a waste. I say, make just enough of the F22s... and upgrade the current fleet of 4th Generation fighters(F-15, F-16). We have tons of Gen 4 fighters and I'm pretty sure numbers will still win wars today and in the future.
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|7123|South West England
lol perhaps and this is a thought...

The DOD intended the pilots to fight to the death with no way out of their flying coffin, not even by means of ejection, this way fear doesnt grip the pilot at the last second and have them jump, they are locked in for the rest of their mortal lives if they survive, only the most dedicated in the air force can fly the new f-22
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7119

XanKrieger wrote:

lol perhaps and this is a thought...

The DOD intended the pilots to fight to the death with no way out of their flying coffin, not even by means of ejection, this way fear doesnt grip the pilot at the last second and have them jump, they are locked in for the rest of their mortal lives if they survive, only the most dedicated in the air force can fly the new f-22
This brings noob ramming to a whole 'nother level!
genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|7143|Middle of nowhere
lol, i love the part about slim jims

that probably doesn't cost $1 billion
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7230|Cambridge (UK)
Don't they have ejector seats?
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6754|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

Don't they have ejector seats?
  • They don't work very well below a minimum altitude.
  • He'd land on top of the plane.
  • If he can't open the hatch, how can he eject? (Then again, there are explosive bolts)
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XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|7123|South West England

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

Don't they have ejector seats?
Can you imagine having to eject every time you land though? lan, taxi into a stop then you gotta launch your ass  30 ft in the airl

Cause i bet you cant just use disposible f22s at that price per patrol/ firefight, god knows they cant afford to right now
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7115|Keyboard
Oh, some engineers don't realize the existence of poka yoke procedures, shame on them.
PvtStPoK
paintball > bf2
+48|6979|montreal, quebec

dumbasses =/
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7002|Long Island, New York
holy crap! That glass must be 2 inches thick.

That's badass.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England
Imagine the chump that got to use his Chainsaw to hack this up, haha. "I got to chainsaw the worlds most advanced fighter jet - what did you do today?"

S.Lythberg wrote:

He should have pressed "E"
Qft.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7181
GG... Lawl @ Lockheeds engineers.
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B00MH3ADSH0T
Fresh NoobCaeks Here
+118|6855|Penrith,Nsw, Aus
True kamakazis dont need to get out.
<BoTM>J_Aero
Qualified Expert
+62|6930|Melbourne - Home of Football
It's interesting that the canopy opening seems to be computer controlled, when you'd expect it to be easier to be a mechanical operation.

Also ATG, since the post has been copied, can you please credit the source? I'm assuming you didn't ring Joe Quimby yourself, if you did, my apologies.
RAIMIUS
You with the face!
+244|7179|US
D'OH!

Unfortunately, there are other countries with Gen 4.5 and 4.5+ fighters (which beat our current 4th gen fighters).  I'll take my 5th gen fighter, thank you!

Last edited by RAIMIUS (2007-05-30 20:02:21)

thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6795|teh alien spaceshit
Crap. What if j-10s pwn us in real life.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6990|South Florida

thtthht wrote:

Crap. What if j-10s pwn us in real life.
Then DICE would be right about something for once.... *shivers*
15 more years! 15 more years!
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7185|Scotland
you have a link to the actual story?
bennisboy
Member
+829|7111|Poundland
ejector seats ftw
Stormscythe
Aiming for the head
+88|7014|EUtopia | Austria
So there's no 'reset' button for the Raptor?
ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6939|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
Now, i wouldnt have been surprised if EA designed and tested that fighter, but come on thats just rediculous.

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