Okay well it all started on friday. I was goin to a mates house which is usually about a 25 minute drive along a dual carriageway(sometimes 3 lanes) n then some back roads. I set off, get some petrol n make my way to the A10. Only to get stuck in a lot of traffic cos a van broke down. I get past about 10 minutes later and the road begins to clear. I was making good progress until I crossed the m25, and jus saw miles of gridlock infront of me. I was like "oh crap" turns out two lorries had crashed n the road was completely blocked except for one lane. So I sit in traffic for about another hour n 45 mins. I'm almost at the exit, but then the traffic stops moving completely, so I decide to go off on the slip lane next to me. Only problem is everyone was having the same idea, which led to even more traffic! So I left my house at 12 and it was now almost 2. I finally managed to escape the traffic and was almost at my friends house. I turned off at a mini roundabout onto the road that leads onto her road, and the van infront of me hits a kid on the crossing! luckily it wasnt a bad one, but the kid was shocked n sittin in the middle of the road, so I get out to see if he's alright. Then a police woman turned up to take statements n stuff n parks rite behind my car to close the road off going that way! So I cant go forward cos the kid is still in the road (this is after bout 30mins) and i cant go backwards cos of the police car. eventually I managed to get bk past the police car and then had to go round the houses to get to my mates house. A 25 minute journey took 2 n a half hours! I then get to my mates house n am bursting for a piss, so I go in the toilet n follow natures call. I then go to open the handle of the toilet and it broke, leaving me stuck in the toilet for about 20 mins while they attempted to open it! So I stay at hers for bout 2 hours, then I need to leave to get home as I was goin out with my gf in thhe evening. So I leave thinking, at least it'll be clear on the way home. get back on the A10 n prepare to put the pedal to the metal. But oh no, I get to the end of the slip road and its absolutely packed! turns out there was another crash the other way near the M25!!! so it takes me another two hours to get home. I get home have a shower n dash out to meet my girl. That evening went well, and I was sure the weekend could only get better. But nope, the next day I got dumped! woohoo, jus what I needed to cheer me up! n it was a crap reason as well!
Lookin back on it n after tellin my best mate about it I cant help but see the funny(ish) side. Anyway else had a series of events like that (which are actually quite funny, we dont want any sad ones like everyone you know dieing)? feel free to share them.
Lookin back on it n after tellin my best mate about it I cant help but see the funny(ish) side. Anyway else had a series of events like that (which are actually quite funny, we dont want any sad ones like everyone you know dieing)? feel free to share them.
