your favorite NOOB FANTASY

2005-12-13 17:08:53

#1

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6995|California

post your favorite noobish thing to do here...

i have two that piss people off and make my happy inside!

1. ATV + 4 C4 + TANK/APC/HELICOPTER = OWNED
2. putting C4 on the nose of my plane, and laughing quite heartily when i jump out before hitting a blackhawk.

good times

you?

2005-12-13 20:03:16

#2

NamelessMarine: Member; +0|7010

t00bing crappy commanders and plane deprivation...when it spawns and they're still killing over it, I 203 it to doom.

2005-12-13 20:07:57

#3

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7049|Noizyland

C4ing a chopper and waiting until it flies so very high and thinks it's safe before making a nice firework. Done once to a friendly, (revenge for multiplt teamkill,) but many times to the enemy. A lot of fun, but i don't think it really counts as a n00b fantasy as such.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2005-12-13 20:08:47

#4

Felonious-Crunk: Member; +0|7015

Using the grenade launcher. I don't care if people think it's "cheap". It's a benefit I get for choosing the assault kit.

2005-12-13 20:19:41

#5

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7064|Singapore

Uh. Throwing and detonating C4? Ala the n00b cub3? F

2005-12-13 20:30:55

#6

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|7039|mansfield

throwing the good old flash bangs at the start of the round in the home base

2005-12-13 20:33:58

#7

Anima05: Member; +1|7035

tear gassing or flashbanging teammates to get a helicopter/tank

2005-12-14 04:00:04

#8

Umbra Acciptris: Member; +1|7030

Lived mine. Some one you could always count to come running at you once they see you. . . Claymore's are just to fun when you find that noob.

2005-12-14 04:21:43

#9

Ub3r-ElitE: Teargas wh0re; +2|6995

Flashbanging the pilot of a fully loaded friendly blackhawk and watching it crashing

2005-12-14 04:34:00

#10

tj-dublin83: Member; +0|6989|Dublin, Ireland

C4ing a bridge and waiting for the two tanks to cross it, and not 4getting there foot soldiers.......(You know if your going to cross a bridge always check 2 see if there is a Spec Op guy there!!!!!!!) worked twice and they still didn't have a clue where I was

2005-12-14 04:43:53

#11

AFlyingNun: Member; +0|6995

All I've ever done is, because of my weird luck, I always spawn camp a spawn point I have to pass to get to the base. I wait for someone to spawn, kill them, then continue on to cap the base, believing that if I DON'T do this, someone will spawn immediatly when I pass it. (and it does happen often whenever I forget to SC. -_- My luck can really blow sometimes.)

2005-12-14 04:48:12

#12

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6991

planting c4 on F-15's: 80 million dollars
pilot training: 50,000 dollars
pilot kamikazing into enemy fully loaded black hawk: priceless

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2005-12-14 06:03:45

#13

sheggalism: Member; +16|7017|France

Sinking crappy boats in Wake or Clean Sweep with the AT rocket launcher just when guys take them, and I also use this wonderful weapon to kill every enemy out of my DAO's fire range, cheap but effective !

2005-12-14 06:41:58

#14

=NAA=TheTaxidermist: Member; +6|7009|In a van down by the river

Wasting all of my supply drops as commander on enemy snipers. Their head makes a nice squishing sound.

2005-12-14 08:14:53

#15

sandaltube: Member; +0|7056

The only thing I can think of is putting C4 on the front of a jeep and bum-rushing an opposing tank/APC.

2005-12-14 08:29:36

#16

AnarkyXtra: BF2s EU Server Admin; +67|7062|Hanging onto the UAV

Mine is removing the word 'n00b' from the language forever.

2005-12-14 08:48:48

#17

timboon: Member; +2|6991

mine is going to the carrier on wake when im in a bad mood and just pistol every one on it twice (i dont get team damage) then wait for a noob to get angry and kill me then i punish, repeat steps 1 and 2 and watch him get kicked lol. this is also a good way to get heal points if ur medic.

2005-12-14 09:12:57

#18

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|7018|Malaga, España

8 or more beers
1 server
1 Buggy

and just race around the map like a drunken fuck and ofcourse on enemy battlelines GTA MUTHERFUCKAH!
that reminds me the old good days of GTA games this is not being a noob really....this is just being fucking stupid i have those nigths in the weekend comin back from the bar

Last edited by *ToRRo*cT| (2005-12-14 09:14:59)

2005-12-14 10:08:38

#19

Sgt.Gh0st: Pump-Action Pimp; +16|7057|The Hague, Holland

Watching my friend hop in a Pick-Up truck on some night map and cruise around full speed running over enemy's and making some wacky moves. Sure he ends up with a negative score but damn that looks fun to do ..

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